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Difference between revisions of "The Sprint/Quotes"

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Rain? But the weatherman predicted a clear night.
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:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' The weather's like you, Seymour. Disappointing and all wet!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Rain? But the weatherman predicted a clear night.
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{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} The weather's like you, Seymour. Disappointing and all wet!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' That was Moe on the phone. He's spraying for stink bugs tonight.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That was Moe on the phone. He's spraying for stink bugs tonight.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I told him it wasn't me making that smell!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I told him it wasn't me making that smell!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' So the bar will be closing early.
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{{qf|Marge}} So the bar will be closing early.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [YAWN!] Okay, how early?
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{{qf|Homer}} [YAWN!] Okay, how early?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' In sevens minutes!
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{{qf|Marge}} In sevens minutes!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Aaaaaah!
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{{qf|Homer}} Aaaaaah!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, and the car battery is dead.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, and the car battery is dead.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Aaaaaah!
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{{qf|Homer}} Aaaaaah!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You might be able to make it if your run!
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{{qf|Marge}} You might be able to make it if your run!
 
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:'''[[Edwin Gourdin]]:''' You can do it! It is I, the thost of Edwin Gourdin, the American long jumping legend of the 1920s! I have faith in your!
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{{qf|[[Edwin Gourdin]]}} You can do it! It is I, the thost of Edwin Gourdin, the American long jumping legend of the 1920s! I have faith in your!
:'''{{ch|The Sprint}}:''' Can I get someone I've heard of?
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{{qf|{{ch|The Sprint}}}} Can I get someone I've heard of?
:'''[[Mario]]:''' It's a' me! You can do it!
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{{qf|[[Mario]]}} It's a' me! You can do it!
:'''{{ch|The Sprint}}:''' Right. I'll just double tap "A" when I'm in the middle of the jump!
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{{qf|The Sprint}} Right. I'll just double tap "A" when I'm in the middle of the jump!
 
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:'''{{ch|The Sprint}}:''' Three minutes left! [GASP!] Almost there! Come on heart, there'll be time to explode later!
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{{qf|The Sprint}} Three minutes left! [GASP!] Almost there! Come on heart, there'll be time to explode later!
 
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:'''[[Edna]]:''' Well, hello handome!
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Well, hello handome!
:'''{{ch|The Sprint}}:''' Whaa--?! Who are you?
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{{qf|The Sprint}} Whaa--?! Who are you?
:'''[[Edna]]:''' They call me... Krabap'ell!
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{{qf|Edna}} They call me... Krabap'ell!
:'''{{ch|The Sprint}}:''' Whey do they call that?
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{{qf|The Sprint}} Whey do they call that?
:'''[[Edna]]:''' Because those idiot twin sisters at the DMV screwed up the name of my driver's license!
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{{qf|Edna}} Because those idiot twin sisters at the DMV screwed up the name of my driver's license!
  
 
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[[Category:Simpsons Super Spectacular stories quotes]]
 
[[Category:Simpsons Super Spectacular stories quotes]]

Revision as of 07:58, May 20, 2021



Principal Skinner: Rain? But the weatherman predicted a clear night.
Agnes Skinner: The weather's like you, Seymour. Disappointing and all wet!

Marge: That was Moe on the phone. He's spraying for stink bugs tonight.
Homer: I told him it wasn't me making that smell!
Marge: So the bar will be closing early.
Homer: [YAWN!] Okay, how early?
Marge: In sevens minutes!
Homer: Aaaaaah!
Marge: Oh, and the car battery is dead.
Homer: Aaaaaah!
Marge: You might be able to make it if your run!

Edwin Gourdin: You can do it! It is I, the thost of Edwin Gourdin, the American long jumping legend of the 1920s! I have faith in your!
The Sprint: Can I get someone I've heard of?
Mario: It's a' me! You can do it!
The Sprint: Right. I'll just double tap "A" when I'm in the middle of the jump!

The Sprint: Three minutes left! [GASP!] Almost there! Come on heart, there'll be time to explode later!

Edna Krabappel: Well, hello handome!
The Sprint: Whaa--?! Who are you?
Edna: They call me... Krabap'ell!
The Sprint: Whey do they call that?
Edna: Because those idiot twin sisters at the DMV screwed up the name of my driver's license!