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| − | + | {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Yes, sir! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Polar beer}} Grrrrr!!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!" | |
| − | + | {{qf|''Sound}} Rrriiipp!'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious." | |
| − | + | {{qf|''Sound}} Flex!'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Price tag}} $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns | |
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Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021
- Waylon Smithers: Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
- Mr. Burns: Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
- Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!
- Mr. Burns: It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
- Mr. Burns: Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
- Polar beer: Grrrrr!!!
- Mr. Burns: "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!"
- Sound: Rrriiipp!
- Mr. Burns: "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious."
- Sound: Flex!
- Mr. Burns: Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.
- Price tag: $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns
