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Difference between revisions of "Mr. Burns Bears it All/Quotes"

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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.
 
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{{qf|Price tag}} $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns
 
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[[Category:Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021


Waylon Smithers: Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
Mr. Burns: Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!
Mr. Burns: It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
Mr. Burns: Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
Polar beer: Grrrrr!!!
Mr. Burns: "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!"
Sound: Rrriiipp!
Mr. Burns: "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious."
Sound: Flex!
Mr. Burns: Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.
Price tag: $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns