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| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I have not seen such disrespect since I was a boy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look, I'll clean it up and no harm, no foul, no calling my parents. Whaddaya say? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Spare me the Brahma bull. Here, allow me to show something. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, I can't wait. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} I was once a rapscallion like you when I was a young boy in India. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Huh? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} I had absolutely no regerad for the infinity of others. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} You shall see, Mr. Bart. This will be good for you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, sure, whatever you say. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} See you tomorrow, Bart. 6 AM sharp. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Can't wait... to ruin my life. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, hi-diddly-go, early birdarino! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Shut up, Flanders. I mean shut up, Mr. Flanders. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} You are seven minutes late. Unacceptable. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You've got to be kidding me... seven minutes?= | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} You will just have to stay seven minutes after. No time to dillydally. You are to tmop the entire floor, then wax it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Awww.... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Chocolate only, chief? We do have two other flavors, you know. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Well, I wouldn't want the chocolate to get lonely. I guess I'll get the others, too. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} It's what's best for everyone. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Hmmm... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Bart, whats is the matter? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Thanks, Apu. But no thanks. Maybe someday when I run out of other options. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Oh, I see. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's been fun, Apu. I'll never forget what I learned. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} There goes a lot of potential. I give it a week until he forgets everything I taught him. | |
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Latest revision as of 08:39, May 15, 2021
- Apu: I have not seen such disrespect since I was a boy.
- Bart: Look, I'll clean it up and no harm, no foul, no calling my parents. Whaddaya say?
- Apu: Spare me the Brahma bull. Here, allow me to show something.
- Bart: Oh, I can't wait.
- Apu: I was once a rapscallion like you when I was a young boy in India.
- Bart: Huh?
- Apu: I had absolutely no regerad for the infinity of others.
- Apu: You shall see, Mr. Bart. This will be good for you.
- Bart: Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
- Apu: See you tomorrow, Bart. 6 AM sharp.
- Bart: Can't wait... to ruin my life.
- Ned Flanders: Well, hi-diddly-go, early birdarino!
- Bart: Shut up, Flanders. I mean shut up, Mr. Flanders.
- Apu: You are seven minutes late. Unacceptable.
- Bart: You've got to be kidding me... seven minutes?=
- Apu: You will just have to stay seven minutes after. No time to dillydally. You are to tmop the entire floor, then wax it.
- Bart: Awww....
- Chief Wiggum: Chocolate only, chief? We do have two other flavors, you know.
- Apu: Well, I wouldn't want the chocolate to get lonely. I guess I'll get the others, too.
- Chief Wiggum: It's what's best for everyone.
- Apu: Hmmm...
- Apu: Bart, whats is the matter?
- Bart: Thanks, Apu. But no thanks. Maybe someday when I run out of other options.
- Apu: Oh, I see.
- Bart: It's been fun, Apu. I'll never forget what I learned.
- Apu: There goes a lot of potential. I give it a week until he forgets everything I taught him.
