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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sea Captain]]}} Arrr, me little mateys! There I be, lost at sea and forced to eat me own leg in order to survive... "arrrr!" screams I, as I took me first bite... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Sorry, I'm late... I had to swing by the bus stop and pick up Mike Piazza. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Mike Piazza hardly qualifies as an old codger! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh, duh! I thought you said, "bring in your favorite old Dodger." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, I've made an appointment to have the doctor to check on your hearing. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Genetic engineering? Cool, mom! Let's make a Simpson with Lisa's brains and my good looks. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} What's with the boy, Marge? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} He may be losing his hearing. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} This shouldn't take more than a few minutes, Mrs. Simpson. Of course, I'll still bill you for the whole hour. Ah hee hee hee! Ho, ho! Looks like we struck the mother lode! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I hear ping noises in the engine. Sounds like carbon build-up in the cylinders. Wow! I can hear the grass growing on our lawn! I can hear Homer talking downstairs! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} See? I told you I would've known if I'd eaten a wedding ring. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} ...and these are but a few of the many, many food-based products that my mom says could kill me if I were to take even one bite. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Edna}} Fascinating, Milhouse. Now, Bart, what did your bring for show and tell day? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} uh, duh! I thought you said show and smell day! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:39, May 15, 2021
- Sea Captain: Arrr, me little mateys! There I be, lost at sea and forced to eat me own leg in order to survive... "arrrr!" screams I, as I took me first bite...
- Bart: Sorry, I'm late... I had to swing by the bus stop and pick up Mike Piazza.
- Edna Krabappel: Mike Piazza hardly qualifies as an old codger!
- Bart: Uh, duh! I thought you said, "bring in your favorite old Dodger."
- Marge: Bart, I've made an appointment to have the doctor to check on your hearing.
- Bart: Genetic engineering? Cool, mom! Let's make a Simpson with Lisa's brains and my good looks.
- Homer: What's with the boy, Marge?
- Marge: He may be losing his hearing.
- Dr. Hibbert: This shouldn't take more than a few minutes, Mrs. Simpson. Of course, I'll still bill you for the whole hour. Ah hee hee hee! Ho, ho! Looks like we struck the mother lode!
- Bart: I hear ping noises in the engine. Sounds like carbon build-up in the cylinders. Wow! I can hear the grass growing on our lawn! I can hear Homer talking downstairs!
- Homer: See? I told you I would've known if I'd eaten a wedding ring.
- Milhouse Van Houten: ...and these are but a few of the many, many food-based products that my mom says could kill me if I were to take even one bite.
- Edna: Fascinating, Milhouse. Now, Bart, what did your bring for show and tell day?
- Bart: uh, duh! I thought you said show and smell day!
