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| − | + | {{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} I'm sorry, Willie, but I have to let yo go. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Willie]]}} What? But why?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Simple economics: You take the probaility of human error plus your salary divided by your union-enforced 8-hour work day multiplied by technologial, advancement, carry the two, subtract pi... it's all so ovious! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} What is?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Seymour Skinner}} You're being replaced. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's never easy to be fired, Willie, but I'm sure you'll find an even better job! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, like cleaning high schools! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Willie}} Thank you for yer kind wishes, little ones. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} That robot is only supposed to do Willie's old job, not make life miserable for every kid in school! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We've gotta figure out a way to get rid of that rolling box of bolts and fast! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} C'mon, Willie, we're gonna help you get your job back! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But how? Principal Skinner. Loves general Custo. It's like he's the perfect machine! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Then we'll just have to come up with the perfect plan to expose that metallic Meddler's flaws! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Gary Chalmers]]}} Well, Seymour, this place is a mess. How in the world are you going to clean it up? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Groundskeeper Willie can do it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} And he can start right now! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Perfect! He's re-hired! | |
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Latest revision as of 08:39, May 15, 2021
- Seymour Skinner: I'm sorry, Willie, but I have to let yo go.
- Willie: What? But why?!
- Seymour Skinner: Simple economics: You take the probaility of human error plus your salary divided by your union-enforced 8-hour work day multiplied by technologial, advancement, carry the two, subtract pi... it's all so ovious!
- Willie: What is?!
- Seymour Skinner: You're being replaced.
- Lisa: It's never easy to be fired, Willie, but I'm sure you'll find an even better job!
- Bart: Yeah, like cleaning high schools!
- Willie: Thank you for yer kind wishes, little ones.
- Lisa: That robot is only supposed to do Willie's old job, not make life miserable for every kid in school!
- Bart: We've gotta figure out a way to get rid of that rolling box of bolts and fast!
- Bart: C'mon, Willie, we're gonna help you get your job back!
- Lisa: But how? Principal Skinner. Loves general Custo. It's like he's the perfect machine!
- Bart: Then we'll just have to come up with the perfect plan to expose that metallic Meddler's flaws!
- Gary Chalmers: Well, Seymour, this place is a mess. How in the world are you going to clean it up?
- Lisa: Groundskeeper Willie can do it!
- Bart: And he can start right now!
- Gary Chalmers: Perfect! He's re-hired!
