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| − | '' | + | {{qf|[[Otto Mann]]}} That's not a song! Real songs are about deals with the devil, far-off lands, where you'd find smoke in relation to water. |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Mister driver? One of my bus mates has purloined my French horn. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Why can't you talk like a dude? | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Otto}} ''[annoyed]'' Oh, knock it off, Kearney! Why are you still in this school anyway? We were in third grade together. |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} ''[hurt]'' Stupid school doesn't know how to teach me! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} What's up, {{Chs|Metallica}}? Need a lift? | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|James Hetfield}}}} We don't take rides from strangers. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Otto}} I'm no stranger! Remember this? ''[holds up a lighter]'' Metallica ruuules! | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Lars Ulrich}}}} Oh yeah... Springfield Arena, ninety-seven, Row XX, Seat sixty-four! |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Kirk Hammett}}}} I was about to quit the band when I saw your lighter. You saved me that night. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I hope you're happy, Bart. Thanks to your hi-jinx, I have to drive you and your friends to school. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Let me drive. I go through yellow lights. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} One more crack out of you, young man, and I'm showing everyone your baby pictures. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sorry, sorry, sorry! | |
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Hey dork, you're sittin' on my shadow! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Michael D'Amico]]}} Sorry! | |
| − | '' | + | {{qf|Nelson}} What, you're too good to sit on my shadow? |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Whoa! Your mother must dance at the nicest strip club in town. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} His Daddy putted bullets in my daddy. My Daddy had to potty in a bag. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} Oh, stop, stop! Who's the out-of-tune idiot on third clarinet? | ||
| + | {{qf|Michael}} That's me. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Largo}} ''[nervous]'' You didn't let me finish! From now on you're not third clarinet, you're first everything! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm brewing tea and I have to go jiggle my bags! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Urgh! There's a triple A battery in my macaroni and cheese! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} It counts as a vegetable. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} Milhouse, may I borrow your three-ring binder? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} "[[Garfield]]" or "Love Is?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Uh, I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} I apologize for my tardiness. I "ran into" some old acquaintances. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} On the surface, that sounds perfectly pleasant. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You know, I've never met your wife. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Sadly, my [[Anna Maria D'Amico|Anna Maria]] was whacked by natural causes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, you're a widower. | |
| + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} I bring flowers to her grave every Sunday. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Flowers every week! I wish I was dead. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Fat Tony}} Sit-down item number one: your recent murderous overtures with regard to my person. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dante Calabresi, Sr.]]}} We meant no disrespect, Fat Tony—we were simply trying to kill you. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} All right, tap jockey, you owe Fat Tony fifty bucks. Cough it up! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Look Mister, I-I-I don't got the cash. My clientele—they're all bums. They never pay! | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just get the money. |
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Homer, the mob is puttin' the screws on me, see. I ain't gettin' killed 'cause you won't pay your tab. Now give me fifty bucks! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay. Take it, take it! Just don't hurt me! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Okay pretty boy, where's Fat Tony's fifty bucks? | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Look, all-all-all I got is twenty-five. I swear! I swear! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} It'll do for now. | ||
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| − | '' | + | {{qf|Bart}} Krusty, Fat Tony hasn't received his weekly payment for keeping [[McDonald's]] and {{ap|Burger King|location}} out of town. |
| + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Uh, I'm a little short this week. Could I just pay you five dollars to keep out Hardee's? | ||
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| − | [[ | + | {{qf|Michael}} My friends... I surrender. I'm handing over all my father's territory, in exchange for the safety of my family and the Simpsons. |
| − | [[ | + | {{qf|[[Primo]]}} Sorry. We can only guarantee we won't hurt them. |
| − | + | {{qf|Dante Calabresi, Sr.}} Yeah. You know, they've still gotta eat right and exercise. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dante Calabresi, Jr.]]}} Walk the dog once in a while. He's a furry little fitness machine. | |
| + | {{qf|Michael}} Well said. | ||
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- Otto Mann: That's not a song! Real songs are about deals with the devil, far-off lands, where you'd find smoke in relation to water.
- Martin Prince: Mister driver? One of my bus mates has purloined my French horn.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Why can't you talk like a dude?
- Otto: [annoyed] Oh, knock it off, Kearney! Why are you still in this school anyway? We were in third grade together.
- Kearney: [hurt] Stupid school doesn't know how to teach me!
- Otto: What's up, Metallica? Need a lift?
- James Hetfield: We don't take rides from strangers.
- Otto: I'm no stranger! Remember this? [holds up a lighter] Metallica ruuules!
- Lars Ulrich: Oh yeah... Springfield Arena, ninety-seven, Row XX, Seat sixty-four!
- Kirk Hammett: I was about to quit the band when I saw your lighter. You saved me that night.
- Marge: I hope you're happy, Bart. Thanks to your hi-jinx, I have to drive you and your friends to school.
- Bart: Let me drive. I go through yellow lights.
- Marge: One more crack out of you, young man, and I'm showing everyone your baby pictures.
- Bart: Sorry, sorry, sorry!
- Nelson Muntz: Hey dork, you're sittin' on my shadow!
- Michael D'Amico: Sorry!
- Nelson: What, you're too good to sit on my shadow?
- Nelson: Whoa! Your mother must dance at the nicest strip club in town.
- Ralph Wiggum: His Daddy putted bullets in my daddy. My Daddy had to potty in a bag.
- Mr. Largo: Oh, stop, stop! Who's the out-of-tune idiot on third clarinet?
- Michael: That's me.
- Mr. Largo: [nervous] You didn't let me finish! From now on you're not third clarinet, you're first everything! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm brewing tea and I have to go jiggle my bags!
- Lisa: Urgh! There's a triple A battery in my macaroni and cheese!
- Lunchlady Dora: It counts as a vegetable.
- Fat Tony: Milhouse, may I borrow your three-ring binder?
- Milhouse Van Houten: "Garfield" or "Love Is?"
- Fat Tony: Uh, I prefer the cat. He hates Mondays. We can all relate.
- Fat Tony: I apologize for my tardiness. I "ran into" some old acquaintances.
- Marge: On the surface, that sounds perfectly pleasant.
- Marge: You know, I've never met your wife.
- Fat Tony: Sadly, my Anna Maria was whacked by natural causes.
- Marge: Oh, you're a widower.
- Fat Tony: I bring flowers to her grave every Sunday.
- Marge: Flowers every week! I wish I was dead.
- Fat Tony: Sit-down item number one: your recent murderous overtures with regard to my person.
- Dante Calabresi, Sr.: We meant no disrespect, Fat Tony—we were simply trying to kill you.
- Homer: All right, tap jockey, you owe Fat Tony fifty bucks. Cough it up!
- Moe Szyslak: Look Mister, I-I-I don't got the cash. My clientele—they're all bums. They never pay!
- Homer: Just get the money.
- Moe: Homer, the mob is puttin' the screws on me, see. I ain't gettin' killed 'cause you won't pay your tab. Now give me fifty bucks!
- Homer: Okay. Take it, take it! Just don't hurt me!
- Homer: Okay pretty boy, where's Fat Tony's fifty bucks?
- Moe: Look, all-all-all I got is twenty-five. I swear! I swear!
- Homer: It'll do for now.
- Bart: Krusty, Fat Tony hasn't received his weekly payment for keeping McDonald's and Burger King out of town.
- Krusty the Clown: Uh, I'm a little short this week. Could I just pay you five dollars to keep out Hardee's?
- Michael: My friends... I surrender. I'm handing over all my father's territory, in exchange for the safety of my family and the Simpsons.
- Primo: Sorry. We can only guarantee we won't hurt them.
- Dante Calabresi, Sr.: Yeah. You know, they've still gotta eat right and exercise.
- Dante Calabresi, Jr.: Walk the dog once in a while. He's a furry little fitness machine.
- Michael: Well said.
