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Difference between revisions of "Bart's Invisible!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]
:'''[[Bart]]''': Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!
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{{qf|Bart}} Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Precisely! And now you have broken it.
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} Precisely! And now you have broken it.
 
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:'''[[Rod]]''': Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!
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{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!
:'''[[Todd]]''': Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!
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{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Amen!
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{{qf|Rod & Todd}} Amen!
:'''[[Rod]]''': Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!
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{{qf|Rod}} Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!
:'''[[Todd]]''': He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!
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{{qf|Todd}} He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!
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{{qf|Bart}} Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!
:'''[[Rod]]''': The good lord says we're supposed to share.
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{{qf|Rod}} The good lord says we're supposed to share.
:'''[[Todd]]''': He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.
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{{qf|Todd}} He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Amen!
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{{qf|Rod & Todd}} Amen!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]
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{{qf|Professor Frink}} If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!
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{{qf|Bart}} Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.
:'''[[Bart]]''': BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...
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{{qf|Bart}} BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...
:'''[[Marge]]''': Who's invisible?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Who's invisible?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I am.
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{{qf|Bart}} I am.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh-oh!
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh-oh!

Revision as of 11:36, May 8, 2021



Bart: Whoa, dude! Wh-what hit me?
Professor Frink: Great Marconi, it's you who did the hitting... with your multi-wheeled conveyance traveling at excessive speed [GA-HEY!]
Bart: Huh? What'd I hit?! There's nothing here!
Professor Frink: Precisely! And now you have broken it.

Rod Flanders: Oh boy! We've saved out allowance all month for this!
Todd Flanders: Thank our heavenly father for delicious Krusty chew candy bars!
Rod & Todd: Amen!
Rod: Oh no! It's the blessing-challenged Bart Simpson!
Todd: He'll try to take our candy! What should we do?!
Bart: Har! Nerds at twelve o'clock locking on target...!
Rod: The good lord says we're supposed to share.
Todd: He also says we should turn our other cheeks. Let's pretend he's not there.
Rod & Todd: Amen!

Bart: Hey professor! Yo! Can you see me? Bart to Frinkenstein! Come in!! Nothing! Then it's true... I'm invisible! Sweet!
Professor Frink: If it's not a bother... might someone dial 9-1-1 please... [WOO-HOY!]

Comic Book Guy: Oh, Tasha! You are the missing key to my happiness much as Sauron's ring was to Frodo's quest.

Lisa: You.... animal! Filling my backpack with chicken parts when you know I'm a vegetarian!
Bart: Huh?! You mean you can see me...?!
Lisa: Of course I can, but I think i'll just pretend I Can't, like I did when i saw you on the street this morning.
Bart: BUt ... that was after I tuned invisible...
Marge: Who's invisible?
Bart: I am.
Marge: Well, I saw you this morning, and I can see you now.
Bart: Uh-oh!