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Difference between revisions of "Bartmangirl!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey boy. Have you seen my hero sandwich? It kinda got away from me.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey boy. Have you seen my hero sandwich? It kinda got away from me.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's it! I'll become a hero!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} That's it! I'll become a hero!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Great. While you're up. A little help with the sandwich?
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{{qf|Homer}} Great. While you're up. A little help with the sandwich?
 
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sherri! Terri! We need to talk!
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{{qf|Bart}} Sherri! Terri! We need to talk!
:'''[[Sherri]]:''' If you're here to try and convince us to not run the story, you're wasting your time.
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{{qf|[[Sherri]]}} If you're here to try and convince us to not run the story, you're wasting your time.
:'''[[Terri]]:''' But if you're come to ask Sherri to the school dance, she'll probably say yes!
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{{qf|[[Terri]]}} But if you're come to ask Sherri to the school dance, she'll probably say yes!
 
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:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' And I... er, ah... hereby declare this Bartman Day for all the good work he has done for the city!
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{{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} And I... er, ah... hereby declare this Bartman Day for all the good work he has done for the city!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I guess that's pretty good!
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, I guess that's pretty good!
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' And by that, I mean recently, once he got his act together! I would like to present the key to the city to him if he would just tep forward and...
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{{qf|Joe Quimby}} And by that, I mean recently, once he got his act together! I would like to present the key to the city to him if he would just tep forward and...
:'''Sound:''' THWAP!
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{{qf|Sound}} THWAP!
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' What... er...
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{{qf|Joe Quimby}} What... er...
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Thank you, mayor Quimby! Thanks, Springfield! I have to go now! Crime never rests!
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{{qf|[[Bartman]]}} Thank you, mayor Quimby! Thanks, Springfield! I have to go now! Crime never rests!
 
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:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Give it up, book crook!
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{{qf|Bartman}} Give it up, book crook!
:'''[[Book Grook]]:''' Aw man, it feels like that name is sticking!
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{{qf|Book Grook}} Aw man, it feels like that name is sticking!
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' You're all going to jail!
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{{qf|Bartman}} You're all going to jail!
:'''[[Book Grook]]:''' Stay back!
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{{qf|Book Grook}} Stay back!
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Or what?
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{{qf|Bartman}} Or what?
:'''[[Book Grook]]:''' Or I'll destroy this book!
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{{qf|Book Grook}} Or I'll destroy this book!
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' [GASP!] A first edition of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! the first modern day superhero story and written by a woman! Don't hurt it!
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{{qf|Bartman}} [GASP!] A first edition of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! the first modern day superhero story and written by a woman! Don't hurt it!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Sorry, I didn't notice how much all the attention  I was getting bothered you.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Sorry, I didn't notice how much all the attention  I was getting bothered you.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I'm sorry for becoming a criminal mastermind.
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{{qf|Bart}} Well, I'm sorry for becoming a criminal mastermind.
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''Your ankle seems healed up, so the cape and cowl are yours again, But I am going to miss wearing them.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Your ankle seems healed up, so the cape and cowl are yours again, But I am going to miss wearing them.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I was gonna go on patrol. You want to come with one more time?
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{{qf|Bart}} I was gonna go on patrol. You want to come with one more time?

Revision as of 20:09, February 20, 2021



Homer: Hey boy. Have you seen my hero sandwich? It kinda got away from me.
Bart: That's it! I'll become a hero!
Homer: Great. While you're up. A little help with the sandwich?

Bart: Sherri! Terri! We need to talk!
Sherri: If you're here to try and convince us to not run the story, you're wasting your time.
Terri: But if you're come to ask Sherri to the school dance, she'll probably say yes!

Joe Quimby: And I... er, ah... hereby declare this Bartman Day for all the good work he has done for the city!
Bart: Well, I guess that's pretty good!
Joe Quimby: And by that, I mean recently, once he got his act together! I would like to present the key to the city to him if he would just tep forward and...
Sound: THWAP!
Joe Quimby: What... er...
Bartman: Thank you, mayor Quimby! Thanks, Springfield! I have to go now! Crime never rests!

Bartman: Give it up, book crook!
Book Grook: Aw man, it feels like that name is sticking!
Bartman: You're all going to jail!
Book Grook: Stay back!
Bartman: Or what?
Book Grook: Or I'll destroy this book!
Bartman: [GASP!] A first edition of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! the first modern day superhero story and written by a woman! Don't hurt it!

Lisa: Sorry, I didn't notice how much all the attention I was getting bothered you.
Bart: Well, I'm sorry for becoming a criminal mastermind.
Lisa: Your ankle seems healed up, so the cape and cowl are yours again, But I am going to miss wearing them.
Bart: I was gonna go on patrol. You want to come with one more time?