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Candace is a pharmacist at Oedipus Rx who dated Homer.

Homer first met Candace when he went to pick up a prescription for his narcolepsy. The people in front of him were all old people who took forever, which led to Homer complaining about them. Candace thought that his complaints were funny. Homer then left without picking up his prescription.

Homer and Marge then had a trial separation. During this time, Homer had to go and pick up another prescription from Candace. Candace flirted with Homer and the two of them went out together. They went to a bar and then they got high on Homer's medication. The next morning, Homer woke up in bed next to Candace, which horrified him. Homer then tried to call Marge, but got through to Selma instead who said that Marge was on a date. After hearing this, Homer decided to keep dating Candace. He and Candace went to Springfield's Best and Seattle's Worst Coffee where they met up with Candace's friends. Whilst Homer was ordering food, Candace's friends gossiped about Homer and wanted to know why Candace was together with him, with Candace realizing that it was because he reminded her of a childhood snowman she made...

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"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation" is the second episode of season 14 of The Simpsons and the two-hundred and ninety-third episode overall. It originally aired on November 10, 2002. The episode was written by Mike Scully and directed by Mike B. Anderson. It guest stars Elvis Costello as himself, Mick Jagger as himself, Lenny Kravitz as himself, Tom Petty as himself, Keith Richards as himself and Brian Setzer as himself.

When Marge, Lisa and Bart find out how hard Homer struggles to keep a roof over their heads, they enroll him in a Rock & Roll fantasy camp to relax at for a week...

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Ned Flanders I was a sheriff in Springfield and the grandfather of Ned Flanders.

When Ned was young, he and his grandfather went to a shop to get chewing tobacco and candy tobacco. Ned then noticed that a man was stealing a loaf of bread. When Ned pointed this out to his grandfather, Sheriff Flanders confronted the man before he gave the man money to buy the bread. The man paid for the bread and yelled "death to pigs, except you, man!" When Ned asked his grandfather why he didn't arrest the man for stealing, Sheriff Flanders told Ned that he was taught by nuns at the orphanage he grew up in "the harder the good, the better the man."

When Ned Flanders I was getting a shave at Lachman's Barber Shop and Delicatessen, the Szyslak Brothers entered and told the Sheriff that he was going to get what was coming to him. Sheriff Flanders told the barber to take his grandson out of the barber whilst he dealt with the mob. Slocum Szyslak then gave Sheriff Flanders an envelope full of money as a bribe, revealing that Sheriff Flanders was actually corrupt. Sheriff Flanders then threw Scrotum Szyslak to keep up appearances. Later that day, Flanders went to a parties where he gambled and did drugs....

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"Just call me "Homer Fingerhands.""
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"I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay."
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