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Today's Family Gnostic Bible

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Today's Family Gnostic Bible
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Book Information
Genre: Bible
First appearance: "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"

Today's Family Gnostic Bible is a translation of the Bible whose target audience is people of the Gnostic doctrinal persuasion. The Flanders family own a copy of it, along with many other Bibles.


When the Flanders family played "Bible Question Bombardment" with the Simpson children, Today's Family Gnostic Bible was on the shelf along with the family's other Bibles.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Gnosticism is a religious belief system which first appeared in the first century. In church circles, it is generally considered to be heretical, which makes it somewhat surprising that the Flanders family would own a Gnostic Bible.