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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update/The Hell of the Class Gameplay

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The Hell of the Class[edit]

The Hell of the Class Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 10th:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And therefore, if Lisa passes Science, we are all Hell-free!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Dad, no! That's backwards. Didn't Old Scratch go over the deal with you?
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png I ruined my entire Sunday going over it with him. That's my day of rest too, you know.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Ugh! Bart, I need you to keep Dad off my back so he doesn't give me any more "help".
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png Can do. I have some father-son bonding in mind.
Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x125]
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Deliberately Tank Homework Assignments (1h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
If the user has Beelzebart: Task: Make Beelzebart Take Homer to Harass Virtuous Pagans (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Throw Rocks at Atheist Philosophers (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look at these losers burning in Hell!
Tapped Out Jeramy Bentham Icon.png But utilitarianism seemed so plausible! *gets hit with rock* OW!
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png You nailed him, Homer! You really hate what Jeremy Bentham preached that much?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I just like throwing rocks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Hell of the Class Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Hell of the Class Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Sir, I'm worried about Lisafer.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png The Simpson girl? I hope she's not failing all her classes!
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Gym class she is. Is it true that if she gets all F's she wins, and she and Beelzebart go free?
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png So complicated. I should have just challenged her to a dance off.
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png You can't help it, sir. Your passion for wagers just gets away from you.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png It does. It really does.
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Lisafer is driven to excel in academics in a desperate attempt to win the attention and affection of her largely absent father.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Wow. That got dark. Far corners of Hell dark.
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png I'm sad to report she has mastered her compulsion to raise her grades.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Hmm... Sounds like we need some inside intel.
Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x150]
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Pick Beelzebart's Brain (2h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House, Bart)
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Continue to Deliberately Fail Classes (4h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Wander Hellementary Halls Looking for Lisa (2h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Beelzebart, what makes your sister tick? Other than good grades and a soybean diet?
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png She loves always being right!
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png Wait, I didn't just help you again, did I?
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Um, nooooo...
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Excellent! I know just how to use this information to destroy her.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Okay, maybe you helped a little.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Hell of the Class Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Hell of the Class Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Old Scratch thought I couldn't fail all my classes. Well, all I have to do now is throw my final Science presentation and we're home free!
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Lisafer, your Science presentation will be on...
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Please be Gluttony Biology or Explosives Chemistry? Please be...
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Evolution! And you're not allowed to talk to the dinosaurs for help.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Wait, there are dinosaurs down here?!
Tapped Out Baby T-Rex Icon.png Too late for regrets, but I did some really nasty stuff while I existed.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Okay, fine, I can just...get evolution wrong...
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Think of all the creation scientists you'll make happy when you do.
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png Lis, you gotta just bite the bullet and screw it up!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png I can do that... I can do that... I can...
Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x150]
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Give an Impassioned Defense of Evolution (2h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
If the user has Hell Teacher: Task: Make Hell Teacher Taunt Lisafer With Creation Science (2h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Dismiss Evolution as "Just a Theory" Anyway (1h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png ...and finally, the Earth is NOT 6,000 years old!
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Well researched and very passionate. A+, Miss Simpson!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yay! We get to go home!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Oh, Dad.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png I'm afraid Old Scratch wins again! Enjoy the next eternity-million years in Hell! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png Eh, I was probably gonna end up here anyway.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Hell of the Class Pt. 4[edit]

After completing The Hell of the Class Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Make yourselves at home. Nothin' but Hell, damnation, and torment for you three! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png What are we going to do? This is all my fault!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I wonder if they have cable down here.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png *sigh*
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png The man did say to make ourselves at home...so let's really make ourselves at home.
Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x150]
If the user has Beelzebart: Task: Make Beelzebart Prank Call Hell Moe's (1h, Hellementary School, Hell Moe's, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Petition to Save the Hell Dinosaurs (4h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Hog Old Scratch's TV (4h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Wonder What Just Happened (4h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png This Homer blob just lies on my couch watching TV! And why are all these people dumping bones on my desk?
Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon.png We were right all along! Dinosaurs were older than 6000 years! Woo-hoo!
Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon.png Is there a Ben Dover here? I got a call for Ben Dover? Ben Dover?... aw, crud.
Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon.png If everybody wasn't dead down here, I'd kill 'em already!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Hell of the Class Pt. 5[edit]

After completing The Hell of the Class Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png ENOUGH!
Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon.png Great! We annoyed you enough that you'll let us go.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png No. I need to make some kind of new bargain.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png That's not fair.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Remember who I am. "Not fair" is kind of my jam.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png So...if you two can get Homer to pass Remedial Hell School, you can all return to Springfield.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png If he fails, your souls will remain trapped forever in Hell! MWAHAHAHA!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png *gasp* You fiend!
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Thanks, but flattery won't save you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't worry, honey. Daddy's got this!
Task: Collect Spooky Beakers [x175]
Task: Make Homer Incorrectly Explain the New Deal (2h, Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Try to Get Homer to Understand the New Deal (2h, Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
If the user has Beelzebart: Task: Make Beelzebart Laugh at Old Scratch (4h, Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Lose His Cool (4h, Hellscape, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...so then, if I fail two classes, but Lisa passes the rest, and Bart wins the dance-off, we get to go home!
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png No! No one said anything about dancing!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png It's cute watching Old Scratch blow a gasket.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png I can't take it anymore! Simpsons, you have beaten me at my own game!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oooh, games! I like games! I'll be Colonel Mustard!
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Just go. And take the stupid dinosaurs with you!
Tapped Out Baby T-Rex Icon.png Great. Now we're stupid.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Trademark Hell[edit]

After completing After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 5, Hell is Other Students Pt. 5, Stairway to Hell Pt. 5 and The Hell of the Class Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's good to be back at Springfield Elementary.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Speak for yourself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But where are those men taking our digital whiteboards and computers?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I'm afraid we've had to terminate our partnership with Hell.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Wait, what?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Parents believe Hell carries negative connotations for our city's children.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er, uh...sorry Mr. Scratch, Springfield is out and you're on your own.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png We can't make it on our own. Our margins are razor thin!
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Cut Ties With Hell (4h, Town Hall, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School or Brown House)
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Hock Computer Equipment to Pay Legal Fees (4h, Honest John's Computers, Monsarno Research, Whiz-Bang Toy Company or Brown House)
Task: Make Kids Go Back to Using Overhead Projectors [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Springfield Library or Brown House)
Task: Make Ned Say "Get Thee Behind Me, Satan!" (4h, Springfield Elementary, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10