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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update/Stairway to Hell Gameplay

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Stairway to Hell[edit]

Stairway to Hell Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 1st:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hi, Mom, I'm home! I got straight A's again.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm so proud of my little hellion! Say, where's Lisa?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png She got detention — for like eternity.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What?! Why?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don't know. I wasn't really listening. That's why I got the A+ in Not Really Listening.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer! Get in here!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not now! The sports team from our town is playing the sports team from another town and I'm cheering them on for geographic reasons.
Task: Collect Forbidden Donuts [x175]
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Pressure Homer Into Rescuing Lisa (1h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Pretend Not to Hear Marge (1h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Catch Up With Milhouse (4h, Van Houten House or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Stop pretending you can't hear me, I unplugged the TV!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Theater of the mind, Marge! Theater of the mind.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png When he was in kindergarten and Bart glued his teacher to the chalkboard, we agreed that I would handle all of his school discipline problems and you would handle Lisa's.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well your time has come. You need to get our daughter back!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hate deals that come back to bite me in the butt.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stairway to Hell Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Stairway to Hell Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How does a church-doin' guy like me get to Hell?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You've missed "doin'" church every Sunday this year.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Church of the mind, Marge. Church of the mind.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman interrupting your lives with another convenient newsflash!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Inexplicably, the former home known as the Murder House has mysteriously reappeared in Springfield.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Explore more of the mysteries of hidden Springfield tonight on Channel 6 News at 7! Because we have nothing else.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's how I'll get to Hell! Spooky house back from the dead where people were murdered! It's gotta be a portal to Hell!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, be careful. I don't know why, but murder houses give me a creepy feeling.
Task: Collect Forbidden Donuts [x125]
Task: Make Homer Accidentally Destroy the Murder House Again (2h, Murder House, Homes or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh, I guess you're not a portal to Hell after all.
Tapped Out Murder House Icon.png *Murder House rebuilds itself*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's cool. Too cool to get me to Hell School. I'm out of here!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stairway to Hell Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Stairway to Hell Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Why so glum, chum?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stupid Christian Flanders, you're no help! I need a way to get to Hell to rescue Lisa from eternal detention.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Is that all? Why, there's a Stairway to Heck behind the church!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I use it to scare kids straight on Halloween.
Task: Collect Forbidden Donuts [x150]
Task: Make Homer Take the Stairway to Hell (3h, Stairway to Hell, Hellscape or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So this is Hell, huh? Smokier than I expected.
Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon.png There's no air quality regulations down here. Just pure freedom, baby! *cough-cough* Ugh, gotta love it!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Demon Moe, serve me up a Flaming Moe!
Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon.png Comin' right up! Fire and brimstone on the rim!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stairway to Hell Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Stairway to Hell Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh man, the drinks here sure beat the surface world junk!
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Glad to see you're liking the place.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's not to like? Sure, it's a little hot but it's a dry heat. And best of all: no Flanders!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh, just one problem...I can't stay. I need to save Lisa from eternal detention and bring her back home. Little advice: don't have kids.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png I'm afraid her going home is a problem. Y'see, I got a deal goin' with Lisa, for her soul and Bart's.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Care to make a new deal like Franklin Roosevelt over there?
Tapped Out Franklin D. Roosevelt Icon.png How did I deserve Hell? Eleanor musta talked about my behavior.
Task: 'Collect Forbidden Donuts [x150]
Task: Make Homer Make a Deal With Old Scratch (1h, Stairway to Hell, Hellscape or Brown House)
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Try to Explain the Deal to Homer (2h, Stairway to Hell, Hellscape or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So Lisa gets straight A's and she and Bart are home-free!
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png No! If she gets GOOD grades, then you all stay in Hell! If she gets BAD grades, you all get to go home!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I still don't get it.
Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon.png Ugh! And I thought getting into fiddle contests with Charlie Daniels was a pain.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Stairway to Hell Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Stairway to Hell Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png All right, Lisafer. Time for your torture demonstration.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png Ha! I'll easily fail this one. No demon is going to flinch at my lame tickle torture.
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Oh, you won't be torturing one of our demons! It seems we have a new volunteer.
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png What? Who?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hi, honey! I'm here to help you get an A! Or an F. I can't remember.
Task: Collect Forbidden Donuts [x125]
If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Torture Homer (4h, Torture Stand, Homer)
If the user doesn't have Lisafer: Task: Make Homer Get Tickle Tortured (8h, Torture Stand, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hee-hee-hee... I think I tore my tickle muscle!
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png Good job, Lisa!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png I hope you mean "good job" doing a bad job.
Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon.png A+!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Way to go, sweetie!
Tapped Out Lisafer Icon.png *groan*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png10