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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Superheroes 2 content update/Premium Gameplay

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Issue 1 Gameplay
Issue 2 Gameplay
Issue 3 and Boss Fight Gameplay
Prizes and Craftables Gameplay


Sequel Squad Membership[edit]

After tapping on 24 hours after first Friend visit and tapping on Fallout Boy's exclamation mark:
Fallout Boy Icon.png Now, what we need is to find a new name for our team.
Fallout Boy Icon.png Something strong, punchy, easy for a man, woman or child to call out in exclamation.
Fallout Boy Icon.png How 'bout Sequel Squad!
Pie Man Icon.png What if this is a reboot and not an actual sequel? Superhero names have to be accurate. Especially if we're getting costumes printed up.
System Message Get the Sequel Squad Membership Card and earn double rewards for capturing Criminals in a friend's town!
Sequel Squad Membership
Purchased System Message
Congratulations on your purchase of the Sequel Squad Membership Card. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Criminals in a friend's town!

Burning Memories[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh Wholesome and Sons, I have many fond memories of avoiding bullies in your comic comfort.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And you're back, just as I remember... burning.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Recall Childhood Memories (4h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I used to be haunted by the memories of this place every time I heard my own name.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Now I have the actual shop here to haunt me of father's arson of my childhood pleasures... and the shop too I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lasers are Forever[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Citizens of Springfield, I would like to introduce Springfield's very first satellite!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoa! Does it have lasers?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, it doesn't come equipped with lasers.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png No lasers?! How uncool is that?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yeah, we could have destroyed Shelbyville with lasers!
Task: Make Springfielders Protest the Lack of Lasers [x5] (4h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Actually, I did install lasers, to measure gravitational waves and discover the origins of the universe...
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Point them at Shelbyville!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hidden High Jinks[edit]

After buying Basketball Court:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nice new basketball court Mr. Burns!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Foolish Simpson! I haven't exercised since James Naismith and I hung the first peach basket.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png This court is for much more than basket-ed ball.
Task: Tap on the Basketball Court
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel[edit]

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png You know what Wind Lad? I've been feeling pretty dandy lately.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png The sun's been shining bright and I'm as cranked up as a Tesla supercharger.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png I'm feeling great too. I'm spinning faster than a category 6 tornado-alley twister.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png If these weather patterns keep up we may no longer be second rate heroes!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Bathe in the Sun (4h)
Task: Make Wind Lad Dance in the Wind (4h)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I've never enjoyed the blazing, scorching, unbearable sun more!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png There hasn't been more hot air blowing since the last GOP debate!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Citizen Solar, what happens if the weather stops being so great for us?
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png We become nobodies again... dust in the wind, Wind Lad.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Maybe if we study the weather we'll be able to forecast low winds and poor UV light.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Then if the weather takes a turn for the worse we can just go into hiding!
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png Excellent idea Wind Lad. To the books we go!
Task: Make Citizen Solar Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)
Task: Make Wind Lad Study the Weather (8h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I've found some disturbing news about our new strength Wind Lad...
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Me too Citizen Solar...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png The reason my power has been so great lately is due to the thinning ozone layers.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png More UV rays are shining onto the planet hence the boost to my solar power.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png The higher average temperature increase has caused more storms and turbulence in the atmosphere.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Both of us are benefitting from the effects of climate change!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png The only way we're both going to stay strong is if people keep using fossil fuels!
'Task: Make Citizen Solar Support Fossil Fuels (12h, Town Hall)
Task:
Make Wind Lad Deny Climate Change (12h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you guys doing? You know the effects of climate change!
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png Exactly! If the earth is warming, how does Santa Claus still get around?
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png We use oil for things we love. We put it on our salads, in our cars, and to cure squeaks.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Neither of those points make sense.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can't keep letting Wind Lad and Citizen Solar go around spouting this non-sense.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They're supposed to be supporters of clean energy!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wind Lad did make a good point though. Santa still visits Springfield every year.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And the earth warming up is good for lots of wonderful things – palm trees, swimming pools, road runners, scorpions...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh.....
Task: Make Lisa Research Clean Energy Benefits (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Light at the End of the Wind Tunnel Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Citizen Solar's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wind Lad, Citizen Solar, you can't support fossil fuels anymore.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know you think it's making you guys stronger, but you don't need to be stronger.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Renewable energy isn't meant to be more powerful than fossil fuels, it's meant to outlast them.
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png But how are we supposed to beat our enemies?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's my point, you don't need to beat them, you're going to outlast them.
Task: Make Citizen Solar Generate Renewable Energy (24h)
Task: Make Wind Lad Blast Off (24h)
Tapped Out Citizen Solar Icon.png I'm doing it Wind Lad! The sun's gentle caress is charging my solar cells. I'll be able to solar blast bad guys for years to come.
Tapped Out Wind Lad Icon.png And continual gentle breezes will offer me the opportunity to fight today, tomorrow and forever!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield Asylum Gil Offer[edit]

After the user logs in on June 22 and tapping on Gil's Tapped Out Gil SFAsylum Icon.pngSpringfield Asylum mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Superheroes, today I have something that I am sure you will AB-SO-LU-TELY love!
Pie Man Icon.png A boatload of donuts on sale?
Fallout Boy Icon.png A superhero's utility belt?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png No sorry, I was told not to do the first one ever again and the second would cost more to manufacture than I'm worth.
Pie Man Icon.png I hear ya.
Fallout Boy Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I have something much much better! What about the Springfield Home for the Criminally Different?!
Fallout Boy Icon.png The what? That doesn't sound like something we'd love to have in Springfield.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png It's a lunatic asylum, and it's EXACTLY what superheroes are looking for...
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Did I mention that in the last ten months escapes are up 150% and that 75% of staff members end up as residents and visa versa?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png How can you possibly beat that?
SFAsylum Gil Deal One Panel.pngSF Asylum Gil Deal.png

Offer accepted[edit]

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Good doing business with you, pally. Everyone needs friends and you and these loonies are gonna end up fast ones.

Offer declined[edit]

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Can't blame you for not wanting to add some zip-zam-zoom to your gloomy life. Probably afraid of the dark corners and the constant sounds of screaming...

A Lovely Lunatic Lunch[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dare you to go in the asylum Milhouse!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I double dare you to go into it!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'd triple dare you but I'm unsure of numbers after that so let's just draw straws.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Aww the short straw?! Alright, call the police if I'm not out in 5 minutes.
Task: Make Milhouse Enter the Asylum (2h, Springfield Asylum)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bart! You'd never believe what I saw in the asylum!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You were in there for 4 hours!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I know! The patients were so entertaining.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png We played escape games from these white jackets and something called loboto-me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark[edit]

Jurassic Spark Pt. 1[edit]

If the user haven't started A Stalk to Remember after tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Whoa! I just woke up from a dream where I was an environmental scientist named something silly like Rex Burnstein.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That wasn't a dream Petroleus, you were remembering your past. You were a famous environmentalist!
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Does being an environmental scientist include dousing things in petrol and lighting them on fire?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It definitely does not.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Eh, doesn't sound like I'd be interested in it then.
Task: Make Lisa Convince Petroleus Rex of His Past (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png So you're willing to teach me how to be an environmental scientist again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course! You can become a world-renowned lover of earth again!
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png That part doesn't really interest me.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Truth is that there isn't much to do for a gasoline gunning T-Rex in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well let's start off with something easy, how about watering plants?
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Terrorize Springfield (8h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No Petroleus! Plants need water not gasoline!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay so watering plants didn't work out. Perhaps water and oil by-products don't mix.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png All I remember about science is that petrol is the best way to liven a party.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Or an even better way; culturing bacteria in an Erlenmeyer Flask!
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Do Research (24h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Petroleus! You've managed to mutate the bacteria I gave you into petroleum distilling organisms.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's quite impressive and quite opposite what an environmental scientist should be doing.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Perhaps you'd be better outside of the lab. How are you with paperwork?
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Would paperwork involve fires and explosions?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can read about them in environmental impact reports at the library! Give it a try!
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png Grrrrr...
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Read About Environmental Science (12h, Springfield Library)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Perhaps the library isn't the best place for you...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't approve of school districts burning books and I know burning down the library was an accident, but still...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Jurassic Spark Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Petroleus Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png I'm not suited for this environmental stuff Lisa.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png I'm a mean, green, gas guzzling, meat masticating, jurassic machine.
Tapped Out Petroleus Rex Icon.png The lab life isn't for me, I must answer my true calling of being an evil villain.
Task: Make Petroleus Rex Perform Evil Deeds (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Withdrawing a Blank[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hey look Homer! Our bank is finally back!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bank... Ba... aank... Baaank, oh yeah! Those are the money places right?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I know you only cash your pay checks at Moe's but you can't forget what a bank is! C'mon, we're going to do a budget.
Task: Make Marge Force Homer to Manage Finances (8h, First Bank Of Springfield, Homer)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds[edit]

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Ah, it's great to be back in this nerd loving city.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Do we really need another comic book store in this town?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Competition leads to lower prices. This does not apply to government contracts.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I'm going to step up the game in the comic book business.
Task: Make Milo Give out Japanese Hard Candy (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I can't let this interloper steal my customer base. I must do the one thing I hate the most...
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png ...a promotional sale.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Implement Promotional Prices (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Android's Dungeon puts on a sale before I can even hang my "open-abierto" sign?!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png There's only one way to retaliate...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png A better promotional sale!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png 25% off of everything opening sale!
Task: Make Milo Mark Everything 25% Off (8h, Coolsville)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png He's putting everything on sale!?! This means war.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Calling all tiny comic book nerds! What type of sale do you desire?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You want OUR sales advice?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I hate myself for listening to my customers, but yes.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Buy one get one free!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Start a Buy One Get One Free Sale (12h, Android's Dungeon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Buy one get one free?! I'll better that -- 50% off everything.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png No bonus?! I can beat that – buy any comic, get the whole series free!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png A whole series? How about a free crisp $50 for entering my store!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Free limited edition, one of a kind memorabilia with every purchase!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png One of whatever you want with any sized purchase!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Have Unreasonable Promotions (24h, Android's Dungeon)
Task: Make Milo Have Unreasonable Sales (24h, Coolsville)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Flash of Two Nerds Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png This is getting out of hand. I can't afford to keep this up.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I'm going to have to confront Comic Book Guy about this, or we'll both go out of business.
Task: Make Milo Confront Comic Book Guy (12h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Whoa, you gave away a one-of-a-kind Radioactive Man misprint figurine?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png I had to give away my personal copy of my favorite comic, Busman.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Eegads! You had a copy of Busman? (SIGH) We've both had it rough, haven't we?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png How about we call a truce to this business dispute, Milo?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Milo? Does this mean I can call you Jeff?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png No.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill![edit]

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png New city means new grounds to frack.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
Task: Make The Fracker Advertise his Services (8h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png That's not what I meant sir...
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Excellent joke sir.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Fracker's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png We'll pay you whatever it takes.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Done.
Task: Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack (4h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
Tapped Out The Fracker Icon.png Your rambling annoys me child.
Task: Make The Fracker Frack the Ground (24h)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness[edit]

Dawn of Justness Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Icon.png There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.
Bartman Icon.png Wait... the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy... more on this story at 11.
Bartman Icon.png Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!
Task: Make Bartman Text Radioactive Man (4h, Bartman Cave)
Bartman Icon.png Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!
Bartman Icon.png I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say...
Radioactive Man Icon.png "Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."
Radioactive Man Icon.png "Kind regards, Radioactive Man."
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Icon.png Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!
Bartman Icon.png I'll show him who the true superhero is here!
Task: Make Bartman Make a Fool of Himself (8h, Kane Manor, Radioactive Man)
On job start:
Bartman Icon.png Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!
Radioactive Man Icon.png Good comeback, I guess.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dawn of Justness Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bartman Icon.png The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.
Radioactive Man Icon.png Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.
Radioactive Man Icon.png And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.
Bartman Icon.png You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!
Bartman Icon.png With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!
Radioactive Man Icon.png Oh but I couldn't agree more.
Radioactive Man Icon.png And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.
Radioactive Man Icon.png Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.
Task: Make Bartman Brood (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot[edit]

Forget Me Knot Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png What is this freakish town that I've ended up in?
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I must call to order my jamboree of fabulous henchmen!
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Chaaaaarlie! Roooooger! Jeremyyyyyy! Where are you boys?
Task: Make The Scout Master Search for his Scouts (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Hmm, my scouts have scattered. Should have tied them down with a trusty bowline or clove hitch knot.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Rather than seeking out old scouts, I'll just find some new boys.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png There must be some brutes around town.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at the Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Mr. Bombay, how 'bout becoming one of my scouting boys?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh no, sir. Scouts are not adults like me. They're children.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png You let children be scouts here? What weird, weird customs.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png If scouts here are children, then children it will be!
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I must recruit henchmen at the local children depository.
Task: Make The Scout Master Recruit Henchmen at Springfield Elementary (12h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Well, hello Sir! I'd like to recruit some children to join my fabulous scout troop!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Normally I'm all for getting rid of kids from under my watch.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Unfortunately, I'm bound by state law to not give away children to villains.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png If I can't hand pluck kids from schools, I'll have to bribe kids to come to me.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Now what could these weird children of Springfield possibly enjoy?
Task: Make The Scout Master Research Children's Interests (8h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forget Me Knot Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Scout Master's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png Gahh, Springfield children like meaningless things, like television and phone games.
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png What happened to the joy of whittling, reading a compass, and reciting pledges?
Tapped Out The Scout Master Icon.png I have no hope of recruiting scouts here. Guess I'll just have to camp out and wait for my henchmen to return to me.
Task: Make The Scout Master Start a Campfire (24h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Platinum Scratch-R[edit]

Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on June 28 or July 20:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png By the many arms of Vishnu! These Superhero fights are destroying my store! Where am I going to get the money to fix it?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Maybe there's something I can sell in the basement. I found that skeleton once that the medical school made me a pretty rupee for!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Look at that... a platinum Scratch-R! Stuck to a box of wieners from 1957. I should sell this!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png ...and quickly adjust the expiration date on this box.

Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 2[edit]

If the user has seen Pt.1 after the user logs in on July 20:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Now I'm being sued for all the food poisoning those fifty year old wieners caused. Where will I find the money for that?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Look at that... ANOTHER platinum Scratch-R, stuck to a box of 100 year old wieners!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'll sell this, and maybe even find another. I wonder if they made hot dogs 150 year ago.
System Message They didn't. This is your last chance to get a Platinum Scratch-R!

Radioactive Man Movie Set Gil Offer[edit]

After the user logs in on July 20 and tapping on Gil's Tapped Out Gil Radioactive Man Movie Set Icon.pngRadioactive Man Movie Set mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey you, do you remember the epic acid scene from the Radioactive Man movie, starring Rainier Wolfcastle?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png C'mon, you know the one... Fallout Boy's missing and Radioactive Man gets swept up in a wave of acid?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Good Ol' Gil's got some good ol' news for you! The production company is going to re-shoot the scene for the director's cut-a-rooni!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And for a very small cost, you'll get to direct the scene yourself!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I'm sure Fallout Boy will show up this time... bad things never happen twice in Springfield... except for Ol' Gil.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Even if they do, you'll get to see Rainier Wolfcastle suffer from acid injuries again and again!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Don't worry about him, he's got a super-duper health insurance plan.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png And me... I rely on two boxes of Band-Aids and a carton of cough syrup.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png What's that? You don't have Milhouse's Fallout Boy costume? Ol' Gil will fix ya right up!
RMMS Gil Deal.png

Offer accepted[edit]

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hot diggety-dog-diggety-doo! You're not gonna regret it. I'll even throw in some "acid resistant" goggles...

Offer declined[edit]

Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Well, suit yourself. We're not all cut out to be film directors.

Acid Here Waiting For You[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Ok, so the production company vants to re-shoot the acid scene.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png This time, you von't disappear, vill you?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Um... uh... no, you can count on me, I think...
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png My perfect butt vas so burned they had to use a stunt butt stand-in to finish the scene.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png It burns me more knowing it's not my butt on the big screen.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I completely understand... although not really.
Quest reward: Sidekick Milhouse
Task: Make Rainier Wolfcastle Re-Shoot the Acid Scene (6s, Radioactive Man Movie Set)
Task: Make Milhouse Disappear Again (8h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House)
On 1st job started:
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Only Fallout Boy can save me now...
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Oh, Mist, not again!
On jobs end:
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Argh, Milhouse... you messed up again!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It's too much pressure! I'm not a real hero, I'm just a kid.
Tapped Out Rainier Wolfcastle Icon.png Don't beat yourself up. Let villains do that for you.
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