The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Wrestling content update/Superior Mega Ultra Slam Gameplay

Superior Mega Ultra Slam[edit]

After the user logs in on May 5th:
	Mr. Burns! You gotta challenge Springfield Elite Wrestling to another unification bout!
	I was skunked before by Amadopolis' wrestlers. I won't be skunked again.
	But this time you'll have this guy in your corner! Take a whiff of Dr. Bonebreak!
	"The greatest in battle is one who can conquer a thousand men!"
Task: Collect Microphones [x175] Task: Make Bart Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Convince Mr. Burns to Book New Title Bout (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
	All right, Burnsy, you got a match. Your team wins: you get your golden statue back. My team wins: I get your nuclear power plant!
	Let the Games of the Tenth Olympiad begin!
	whispers We're calling it the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
	Whatever. Just get Jesse Owens to win my statue back!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 1:
	I need to get back into fighting shape. As Buddha once said...
	Don't worry what Buddha said. You just worry about pulling off a Corkscrew Six Hundred Thirty Degree Senton.
	I couldn't do that before I retired!
	As a shoe company once said, "Just do it!"
Task: Collect Microphones [x100] Task: Make Bart Train Dr. Bonebreak Back Into Form (12h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House) Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Hurt Himself Training (3h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
	Dr. Bonebreak! Are you all right?
	Buddha said pain and suffering is only-- AGGGH!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 2:
	All right, brawlers and battlers, defeating SEW means being on top of our game! It's workout time!
	But being out of shape is kind of my thing.
	Not to worry, Beefy Bishop! We'll use your flab to squash SEW and the world!
Task: Collect Microphones [x250] Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Whip Wrestlers Into Shape (4h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Help Whip Wrestlers Into Shape (4h, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
	Ohh, my aching fat!
	I think I pulled something a lady ain't s'pose to pull...
	Come on, guys! "Suffering follows carts like oxes!"
	I feel insulted.
	Don't blame him. It's a botched Buddha saying.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 3:
	Golden Ring Wrestling and Springfield Elite Wrestling have battled to a draw! It's time to fabricate an even more bogus title bout: Superior Mega Ultra Slam!
	Will the Buddhism of Dr. Bonebreak triumph over the savage materialism of Iron Yuppie?
	No, really. I'm asking. I have money on this match.
	"To lead an unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own."
	Two can play the Buddha game.
	If reality is an illusion, is professional wrestling an illusion of an illusion? And if it is, how can you triumph within that illusion?
	I...I don't know!
	Dr. Bonebreak, don't listen to him!
Task: Collect Microphones [x175] Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Be Confused by Reality (1h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Worry About the Match (1h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House)
	Dr. Bonebreak appears stunned by Iron Yuppie's reality check. The Iron Yuppie hits him with a Molly-Go-Round! Followed by a Reverse Frankensteiner!
	And look out! Dr. Bonebreak is hit with a Bronco Buster to the face!
	No!
	NO!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After completing Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 4:
	Dr. Bonebreak is reeling! Will Iron Yuppie finish him with a Stretch Plum or Rolling Thunder?
	And who comes up with these lame wrestling names? So many questions...
	"Even a solid rock can be shaken by the wind." "Let us be lamps and liberate our distance."
	Why do I suddenly feel peace. Are your words getting to me...?
	Only three words are necessary... I love you!
	No one's ever told me that before...
	What's going on?!
	The two men embrace center ring as the wisdom of Buddha has given them each a three count. The match is a draw!
	NO! No draw! No love! I forbid it!
	Stay outta it or I'll smack ya outta it, ya limp spotmonkey!
Task: Collect Microphones [x150] Task: Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring (4h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis (4h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House)
	Honest Abe has come out of nowhere to attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the ring!
	The old Rail Splitter slams him with a Forearm Smash followed by a Bionic Elbow! He closes out the match with a Muta Lock!
	Amadopolis is Ama-DROPPED-olis!
	Now git out of town! And leave my golden statue behind!
Quest reward: 200 and 20

After completing Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 5:
	Everything is back as it should be, eh Aristotle?
	You win this round, Monty.
	As Buddha often said, "Life is a flowing river that carries the trash out to sea"!
	Or maybe he didn't say exactly that.
	Time for you to secede from our city, pal!
	I'll gladly leave if it means not listening to either of you anymore!
If the user has Aristotle Amadopolis: Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Leave Town in Shame (2h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Gloat About "His" Victory (2h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Celebrate Superior Mega Ultra Slam [x5] (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Misquote the Buddha (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20