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In Sickness and in Wealth

In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 1

After the user logs in on March 2nd: Marge, it took me too long to realize what a jerk I've been. I haven't paid nearly enough attention to you and your interests. Also, I owe you a real Valentine's Day present, so I booked us a couple's night cruise. And absolutely no Lenny. *kisses Homer* Thank you, Homie, you had me at "Lenny". That was the very last word. And that's when you had me. Anyway, we have bigger problems. I just got an invitation to Temperance and Artie's wedding. It's happening today! Didn't they just meet? God, millennials are the worst. They're the same age as us. I meant millennials from the 1800s. The point is, we have to break up that wedding. Say no more, baby. Ruining weddings is one of the things I do best. Remember our first three? Captain Mordecai, you're coming too. Breaking up this wedding may be a two-clod job. Anything for my yoga partner. Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x155] Task: Make Marge Head to the Wedding (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Do Whatever Marge Says (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Sharpen His Sword (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 2

After completing In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 1: Alright, Marge. Are you ready for us to go break up this wedding? In a minute... I just need to finish writing this last chapter so our hero can appear and save the day. I didn't know you were writing me into your novel. You really think I can be a knight in shining armor? Umm, yeah. That's what I'm doing. I'm definitely not writing that Captain Mordecai is about to kidnap Temperance so Cyrus can thwart his plans and save the day. Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x115] Task: Make Marge Confront Artie (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Prepare to Ruin the Wedding (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Lick His Sword (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Stop! Temperance, you cannot marry that man! Marge? What are you doing here? You invited me. And a plus one. That's me! And I also brought a plus one! It is I! Mordecai? I don't think we ordered enough chicken. One of you will have to eat a vegetarian meal. Fine! Whatever it takes to stop this wedding. Enough! I thought you might try to get between me and eternal happiness, Marge, so I've prepared a little surprise just for you. Behold...Robot Marge! Diagnostics complete. All systems operational. What are your orders, master? Stop Marge and her goons from interfering with my wedding. Affirmative. Setting kill-level to: Gruesome. That doesn't sound good. But don't worry, Marge. I got this. Just let me do some quick warm-ups. I don't want to pull a muscle. Quest reward: 100 and 10

In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 3

After completing In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 2: It's hopeless, Marge. That robot you has your angry face. How can I compete with that?! Unhand that maiden, Captain Mordecai! For I, Cyrus Manley, am here to save the day! Uh, bad timing, Cyrus. Mordecai hasn't kidnapped Temperance yet... He's actually still on our side. We're trying to stop Artie, but he has a robot bodyguard protecting him. What's a robot? Cyrus Manley... You ran off with my wife. I should kill you right here and now! But I'm in a good mood, on account of the yoga I did earlier, plus I've got another man to kill first. I'm in a good mood, too. I bumped into a fella earlier who looked almost exactly like me, and we talked about the Bible for hours. You know, I hated this town when I first arrived, but it's growing on me. Same here! This place actually brings out the best in me. Who knew all we needed was a new setting to go from enemies to frenemies? Aww, come here and gimme a hug! This is not what I wrote. Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x115] Task: Make Marge Facepalm (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Cower at "Angry Face" (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Hug Cyrus (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Hug Captain Mordecai (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Master Artie, shall I commence with Operation Red Wedding? Just a sec. Artie, where did this mechanical abomination come from? Who, Robot Marge? Don't worry about her. That was just a backup plan in case you didn't agree to marry me. What does that mean? Oh, nothing... Now, don't you worry your pretty little head about Robot Marge. Sure, she cost a fortune, but I've got figurative money to burn. Literally! Quest reward: 100 and 10

In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 4

After completing In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 3: Guys, we still have to stop this wedding and figure out what to do about Robot Marge. You leave that scallywag to me. And I'll take Artie. I can take him down a peg. He's already pretty short, but you know what I mean. And I'll see if I can talk some sense into Temperance. Marge, what about you? Don't worry about me. I'm typing as fast as I can! Go, go, go! Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x155] Task: Make Marge Write Everyone's Actions (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Duel Robot Marge (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Take Artie Down (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Make a Dash for Temperance (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Okay, metal she-devil. Prepare to meet your maker. You mean me? We've met. Then I'm gonna make ye walk the plank while you watch your loved ones suffer their final breaths. Computing... That is the most romantic thing I've ever computed. It is? Affirmative. I am programmed to learn the most efficient methods of pain and torture. We could learn a lot from each other. We could maim by day and make sweet love by night, as I am also programmed in the ways of physical pleasure. That's the most romantic thing I'VE ever computed, er, heard. Robot Marge, will you marry me? Infernal machine! You're supposed to kill, not marry! That's the last time I order my killer robots from Ukraine. Quest reward: 100 and 10

In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 5

After completing In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 4: Looks like your bodyguard has been neutralized, Artie. It's over for you. Puh-lease! You think that's the only ace I've got up my sleeve? Here's what I have up my sleeve. *punches Artie* My fist! Ow! Temperance, my dear. I'm so happy you're okay. That robot didn't hurt you, did it? No, I'm fine. Although that Marge-amaton was really creepy, wasn't it? Hey, she's not an unfeeling automaton. She's an unfeeling Mechano-American. Temperance, I've been such a fool. I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. Do you think you could ever find it in your heart to forgive me? I'm beginning to realize that we all make mistakes... I mean, I almost married a man with a robot version of the real woman who created the fictional character that somehow conjured into me. So, is that a yes? Prob'ly. Task: Collect Beer Barrels [x195] Task: Make Marge Sigh in Relief (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Keep Shaking Fists at Artie (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Captain Mordecai: Task: Make Captain Mordecai Run Off With Robot Marge (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Robot Marge: Task: Make Robot Marge Compute the Meaning of Love (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Cyrus Manley: Task: Make Cyrus Hug Temperance (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) If the user has Temperance: Task: Make Temperance Take Cyrus Back (4h, Ziff Wedding Home, Impulse Wedding Chapel, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Temperance, you've made me the happiest man alive! In fact, I can't think of any other woman I'd rather spend the rest of my life with. Temperance Barrows, will you marry me? Gosh, I only just got here in the 21st century. I need a little time to shop around and...clear my head and...fix my shoes. Gotta leave 'em something for the next sequel... Bye! *runs off* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Twist of Fat

After completing Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 5, Amorous Avarice Pt. 5, Heaven and Hell Pt. 5 and In Sickness and in Wealth Pt. 5: Well, it looks like a happy ending for everyone. Not for me. Or me. I got badly injured on my robot honeymoon. But the most important lesson we learned is that no matter how many stupid things I do, we always end up back together. So how about next time we just save all the heartache and skip right to the part where we're back together. You're about to do something else stupid, aren't you? I do it all for you, Marge. All for you. Task: Make Marge Kiss Homer (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Get Kissed Before Doing Something Stupid (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20