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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love, Springfieldian Style content update/All Dogs Go to Jail Gameplay

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All Dogs Go to Jail[edit]

All Dogs Go to Jail Intro[edit]

After completing :
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png All right, I'll pour my heart out to you lame-o's.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes! And I promise we, or at least I, will be the most active listeners you've ever had outside a courthouse!
Task: Make Lisa Actively Listen to Snake's Story (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Snake Tell a Story About Some Dogs (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Alright, my dudes, I'm going to tell you a story about some random dogs. None of this is real, okay?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1[edit]

After completing All Dogs Go to Jail Intro:
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Which dumpster should I dine out of tonight, Olive Garbage or Trasher Barrel?
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Hey, scruffy dog. You want some of my food?
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png I have extra because my human is Comic Book Guy, and he's not very good at portion control.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png There is nothing abnormal about eating a baker's dozen baker's dozens.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Some dogs just don't know how good they have it. But, sorry, I don't take handouts.
Task: Make Snake Refuse Handouts (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x100]
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Hey Gloria, remember that hilarious joke I just told about not taking handouts?
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png What's the gag?
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png The gag is how much I'm going to eat if you're nice enough to share with me.
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png You're in luck, my human just overflowed my bowl with Slim Jims. Snap into 'em!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2[edit]

After completing All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Wow, this is such a strange feeling.
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png What, gratitude?
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png No, being full. It's been a while.
Tapped Out Dog Moe Icon.png Man, Snake, how did you get so well fed? I've made this peanut butter jar lid last me days.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Oh, don't worry, I got us a hookup now. We don't have to worry about food ever again.
Task: Make Snake Raid Gloria's Pantry (4h, Shady and the Vamp)
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Here you go, mutts. Mutton for days! In kibble form.
Tapped Out Dog Barney Icon.png I've never seen so much food in one place! You're the best, Snake.
Tapped Out Dog Carl Icon.png Don't you think someone will notice this amount of food disappearing?
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Have you seen the size of Gloria's owner? He's lost more food in his couch cushions than we could ever eat.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3[edit]

After completing All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Giving back to the other dogs tickled an itch I haven't felt since that trip to the Amalflea Coast.
Tapped Out Dog Lenny Icon.png C'mon Snake, you've got to let us know your source.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png I don't want to spoil the gravy train. Or the nacho cheese train for that matter.
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Hey, Snake, want to hang out? It's Taco Tuesday and my human passed out mid-al pastor.
Task: Make Snake Attend Taco Feast (4h, Dining Animals)
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Snake, I think we should talk.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Not now, Gloria, I'm going to town on this burrito.
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Uh, I think that's Comic Book Guy's socks...
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png *spits it out*
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png I think my human is noticing that he's missing food. He's scared because he's losing weight.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Pft, what's he gonna do? Last I checked I have no collar, which means I'm a free dog.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4[edit]

After completing All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Have I sniffed that pole yet? Better sniff it again, just to be sure.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png There you are, you little mongrel. Come over here, you're spending the night in the slammer.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png I never met a dog catcher who smelled worse than me. Good luck catching me!
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Man, I'm a lot slower than I used to be. Gotta convince Comic Book Guy to buy organic.
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Hey Snake! Who's your human friend?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I'll just take this lady dog then. That's how dog catchin' works -- so long as I bring one to the pound Willie gets paid.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Gloria! I'll save you!
Task: Make Snake Investigate the Dog Prison (4h, Springfield Dog Pound)
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Gloria is in the hoosegow!
Tapped Out Dog Moe Icon.png Who's in the what-now?
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png She's in the clink, the cooler, the greybar hotel.
Tapped Out Dog Moe Icon.png Oh, the calaboose. Why didn't you say that in the first place?
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png We've got to save her!
Tapped Out Dog Barney Icon.png Do I smell a heist? No, that's Moe's butt. But count me in.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5[edit]

After completing All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png If we all stick to the plan and do our job, we'll walk out with Gloria.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png And, you know, get our food hook-up back!
Tapped Out Dog Moe Icon.png I'll keep watch outside while yous dogs get the gal.
Tapped Out Dog Lenny Icon.png I just dragged my butt along the ground. That's gotta do something, right?!
Task: Make Snake Stage a Break In (4h, Springfield Dog Pound)
Task: Collect Dog Treats [x300]
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Gloria! Our rescue mission was a success.
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Rescue mission? They let me go because I have a human.
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png There's something I need to tell you--
Tapped Out Dog Skinner Icon.png Hey Gloria!
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png Who's this creep?
Tapped Out Dog Gloria Icon.png Oh, Snake, this is my boyfriend, Skinner. I've been meaning to Intro[/b]duce you. You two would totally get along.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png *mournful howl*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Dogs Go to Jail Outro[edit]

After completing All Dogs Go to Jail Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png *mournful howl*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, is this all a metaphor for real life?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Did Gloria leave you for Skinner?!
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Did someone say my name? I just got here for night school.
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Snake?! What are you doing here? And what are you doing with those child-safe scissors?
Task: Make Lisa Blame Skinner (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

A Dance With Detention (continued)[edit]

A Dance With Detention Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Lisa Live Outro, Bart to Another Future Outro, Rome-Eh & Julie-Aye Outro and All Dogs Go to Jail Outro:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Snake is holding a massive grudge against Valentine's Day, and it's all Skinner's fault!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png What are you talking about? Gloria is one of my students in night school.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Oh, I guess it was just a misunderstanding. Can't fault you for furthering your education.
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Here are your Valentine Cards back. This crisis is officially, like, over.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Put your hands in the air, you scissor-wielding psychopath!
Task: Make Wiggum Escalate a De-Escalated Situation (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Snake Get Arrested (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Dance With Detention Pt. 4[edit]

After completing A Dance With Detention Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Stormed a children's dance and saved a bunch of papers. Pretty standard Tuesday.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now, lets' see who wrote me a Valentine... Sherri or Terri?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Aw man, it's another detention from Skinner! And he dotted the "i" in detention with a heart!
Tapped Out Gloria Icon.png Hey Seymour, now that Snake is gone, are you ready to go on that date you promised?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Dance is canceled, everybody! No one cared about this party anyways, right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *groans*
Task: Make Lisa Read All the Valentine Cards (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Read All the Valentine Cards (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Willie Eat All the Chocolate (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20