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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Homerpalooza content update/Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately[edit]

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 1st:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What a beautiful summer day. In the park, families are picnicking, old men are feeding birds...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know what would make it perfect? A jazz concert.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're right, honey! You should go play your saxophone for them.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Great idea!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You must really hate picnickers, Dad.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It got her saxophone out of the house didn't it?
Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz Music (6s)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Wow, I was at the park eating the birdseed the old men throw, when I heard you play, Lisa.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You can really honk that horn. How'd you like a job at the bar?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A gig at your bar? Really? Did Dad put you up to this?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Not at all... I just love diminished fifths and double syncopation.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Define "double syncopation".
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Okay, I admit it. I want to hire you because jazz music drives away the rats.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Eh, a gig's a gig.
Task: Make Lisa Jam at Moe's Tavern (6s, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You know what? That live music was fun. I'm almost sorry I jammed these corkscrews in my ears.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We should throw a jazz festival! We could become the next live music mecca. Like New Orleans, Coachella, Austin!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah! Why not? Springfield is as hot, gritty, and unpleasant as any of those places. Barely.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Woah, Lisa, you can't just start a jazz festival. Springfield isn't known for jazz.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png In fact, it's known for setting Dave Brubeck's bus on fire when they took the wrong exit and ended up here by mistake.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Maybe we can work up to it, by putting Springfield on the musical map with a rock festival.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, like that Homerpalooza festival I was the star of.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It was "Hullabalooza", and you were a creepy sideshow who shot himself with a cannon.
Task: Build the Rock Stage
Task: Make Homer Jam on the Rock Stage)
On job start:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hello Springfield! Thanks for listening to two hours of me randomly banging a guitar I don't know how to play.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Eh, we're rock fans. We can't tell the difference.
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, Dad, your rock stage is working great. The town is filled with rock festival goers.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Stupid festies! Walking around collecting souvenirs and taking selfies for their Facelook pages. I'll mosh 'em to H[i][/i]ell!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Stop, you braindead troll. Ticket sales are keeping this town afloat, after the ongoing monorail disaster.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So tap on them and collect stubs.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And if you also happen to get some cuffs, well, I might have a use for them too.
Task: Tap Festival Fans [x5]
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Copyright Lawyer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Copyright Lawyer Icon.png Excuse me, I am a lawyer. I'm looking for Homer Simpson.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are you here because his father died and left him an unexpectedly enormous amount in his will?
Tapped Out Copyright Lawyer Icon.png No, I'm a lawyer. I never bring good news.
Tapped Out Copyright Lawyer Icon.png I am from the record label that owns the rights to the "Sungazer" song you've been playing. We demand you pay us any revenue gained.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh, Homer Simpson is on tour in the next town over. I hear he's totally baked. Go get legal on him.
Task: Drop Lawyers in Other Springfields [x3]
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Our shows are doing OK, but it doesn't feel like we've hit critical mass.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You've been critical mass for a long time, tubs.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you play more shows, you'll get better. And if you get better, you'll attract a bigger audience.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It sounds like you're saying, "practice makes perfect". Which we know is evil school propaganda.
Task: Make Performers Jam [x2]
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Merchandise!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Homerpalooza T-shirts, posters, toilet seat covers! Don't take a poop without sitting on Homer's face! Merch, I say!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do a portion of the sales go toward supporting up-and-coming musicians with great potential?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Well, it's helping to pay for my kids' violin lessons.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png So, no.
Task: Build Kwik-E-Merch
Task: Craft an Item at Kwik-E-Merch
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Amazing news! I just got a text from my old Sungazer bandmate, Nick Delacourt.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png He needs publicity for his new solo album. Even his ex-wife won't buy it, and she gets half the money.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow. Delacourt is the 95th best rock drummer of all time, according to a meaningless list by Rolling Stone.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png That meaningless list is so ridiculous! Nick Delacourt is worse than Bart? I don't think meaninglessly so!
Task: Make Homer and Apu Argue About Pointless Rankings (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Apu)
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Mr. Delacourt, welcome back to Springfield! Your VIP dressing room is ready.
Tapped Out Nick Delacourt Icon.png This "dressing room" is a Kwik-E-Mart restroom. How is this VIP?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You are the first customer who's ever been allowed to use it.
Task: Make Nick Delacourt Jam on the Rock Stage
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 2 starts soon!
Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and XP.png20

More Rock[edit]

After completing Rock and Roll Never Forgets, Unfortunately Pt. 9:
Task: Collect Cuffs [x5000]
Homerpalooza More Rock.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

Pop and Circumstance[edit]

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 15th:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, our Rock Festival stage has really brought in the fans. Now it's time to hit them with our Jazz Festival, right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Right?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Also, the Romans fed jazz musicians to the lions.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png First, we have to expand our audience beyond stoned elderly hippies, to include ignorant narcissistic teens.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean... a pop stage! O.M.G.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, I think that's one of the bands.
Task: Build the Pop Stage
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Our ridiculously glitzy Pop Stage is built. Now, we just need some pop stars.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If that's what it takes to get my Jazz festival, I do know one ex-pop star: Ralph Wiggum.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Although yesterday he was crying because he lost a booger.
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png The Party Posse is back! And scary.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The beat is droppin'!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Our look is heart-stoppin'!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And the champagne is... do I really have to do this?
Tapped Out L.T. Smash Icon.png Your dad signed you all to a 99-year contract.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fought him down from 100.
Task: Take a Performer Jam on the Pop Stage
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This song's going out to a very special girl: Lisa Simpson!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You know, maybe I should switch to playing blues. 'Cause I am really paying my dues here.
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You were right, Dad, expanding to pop music is bringing in the kids. Although they're looking kind of tuckered out from all the fun.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Some Buzz Cola will be just the thing to over-stimulate them!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Plus, it will launch one of our main revenue streams.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The sales tax on sodas?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The twenty-five cent fee to use the port-a-potties!
Task: Craft Buzz Cola Tent
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We're at a music festival. Why is the Buzz Cola tent blasting out its own, different music?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Otherwise you wouldn't know it was cool.
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, this pop festival is nothing but overpaid, undertalented local performers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We need an overpaid, undertalented international star.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Then we're going to need a pointlessly glitzy, fundamentally unpleasant place for her to hang out with other celebrities.
Task: Place Pop Star Plane
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Whoever made this plane is definitely guilty of a crime... against good taste.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png If I catch him, he'll fry. That's legal, right?
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Pop and Circumstance Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, the plane is glitzy and pointless all right. But will it really attract celebrities?
Tapped Out Paris Texan Icon.png O.M.G., people! There's a ladies room in the back of this plane with no line!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The secret to stardom: knowing where the empty bathrooms are.
Task: Make Celebrities Take Selfies in Pop Star Plane [x3] (4h, Pop Star Plane)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Pop sensation Alaska Nebraska just told fans online about Springfield! She must be interested!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just don't tell her Moe is running the limo service from the airport.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png We guarantee to paw through your luggage while you're not looking.
System Message You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep expanding your Festival and tapping Fans, Act 3 starts soon!
Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and XP.png20

More Pop[edit]

After completing Pop and Circumstance Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Sunglasses [x10000]
Homerpalooza More Pop.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Five Year Anniversary[edit]

After the user logs in on August 17th:
System Message Happy anniversary Tappers! It's been 5 years and a day since Homer destroyed Springfield and you destroyed your lives helping him rebuild it. Keep at it!
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png5

Act 3 Gameplay[edit]

Straight Outta Dumbton[edit]

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on August 29th:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you've made Springfield a music mecca for rock and pop. It's time for the jazz festival to explode into town.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Right? Explode?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, Lis. We want to let the beat drop with hip to the hop.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The young rapper is right. After all, it is America's only homegrown music.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So is jazz! Plus blues, bluegrass, Motown...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fine, we'll do all of them before jazz too.
Task: Build the Hip Hop Stage
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, now that we have the Hip Hop Stage let's showcase some of our towns great rappers...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Like Alcatraaaz and M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png They're out of the biz. I heard Alcatraaaz became a certified financial planner.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Then it sounds like you need a clown!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If that "Nutso Clown Horde" or whatever they're called can rap, so can a Jewish heart-attack survivor!
Task: Make Krusty Jam on the Hip Hop Stage
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Well, I can't exactly rap.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png But I have been to jail for trying to run someone over with my car. So, ballpark.
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That was a disaster! And, like any entertainment manager, I sought help at the first sign of trouble.
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png This disaster is an outrage to hip hop. You and your stage are now managed by Golden Goose Records.
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png I better see some serious flow on this stage pronto, or I will release Goosius to incentivize you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart, if you don't want to see your father brutally humiliated by a goose, you'll get up there and rap.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Any way I can do both?
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png I'm open to a deal.
Task: Unlock Rappin' Bart
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Can I be part of your crew, Bart? I'm totally committed to the rapper lifestyle.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I even had Otto tattoo "Thug Life" on my back. Super painful but worth it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It reads "Huge Lift".
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Damn it! I should've known Otto was in no shape for careful work.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png He was just about to drive the school bus.
Task: Make Bart Practice a Show (4h, Bart's Tree House)
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png Alright B-Money, it's time for you to blow the sneakers off Springfield with your dope flow.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Only a genius producer would think to invest all his money in a ten-year-old white kid.
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png Oops. Yeah. Good lesson: do not make important financial decisions after trying Otto's special blend.
Task: Make Bart Jam on the Hip Hop Stage
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png Bart! Nice job, little hero. You want a golden white tiger for your bedroom?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No he does not!
Tapped Out Jay G Icon.png Marge, you got swag. I like that. You want to go shopping for four diamond rings that when you put them together read "Bitch"?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, I've got half an hour until Maggie gets out of preschool. Sure!
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, we actually pulled it off. We built a music festival to rival Hullabalooza!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fans come here from all over to see great performances. Finally, it's time for Act 4: The Jazz Festival.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, Lis, they cut it down to three Acts to make room for Halloween.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dammit!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No kidding. Now we have to figure out what to do with all these stages.
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall
Task: Make Springfielders Propose Festival Ground Ideas [x5] (8h, Town Hall)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No one actually proposed anything. Why did you all come here?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I just came to get away from the smelly festival-goers. They've been camping out in the park and I don't think they showered the entire time!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, they took baths in Springfield Lake. Which made them smell worse.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, if no one has any ideas, we'll treat this problem like a workplace harassment suit: ignore it until it goes away.
System Message You have completed the event story! Keep tapping Fans and jamming to expand your Festival!
Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and XP.png20

More Hip Hop[edit]

After completing Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 6:
Task: Collect Blings [x15000]
More Hip-Hop.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Weird Al Yankovic Gameplay[edit]

Weird Al-truism[edit]

Weird Al-truism Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Weird Al Yankovic's Tapped Out Accordion Icon.pngQuest mark:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Ah, back in Springfield, the town that holds the record for most illegally downloaded copies of my songs.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Weird Al Yankovic! You're my musical hero.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I have every one of your albums. I sleep under a Weird Al blanket. You could say I'm obsessed.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png That's great. Now, can you take me to the Homerpalooza festival?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Just follow me.
Task: Make Milhouse Imprison Weird Al in His House (4h, Van Houten Home, Weird Al Yankovic)
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Listen, Milhouse, it's been great meeting all your stuffed animals. Big fan of Puppy Goo-Goo.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png But I really should be getting to the festival.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What's your hurry... NORMAL AL? Compared to me, I mean.
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Help! I'm supposed to perform at Homerpalooza, but Milhouse has stolen all my concert gear for his "Shrine to Weird Al Yankovic".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Can't you just take your stuff back?
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Lisa, I can't steal from a religious institution! Especially one devoted to me.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Then we'll have to buy you all new gear... I know! We'll crowdfund it on "FriendMoocher".
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png And I'll be the first to donate!
Task: Make Lisa Create FriendMoocher Campaign (4h, Simpson House)
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, Mr. Yankovic, the "FriendMoocher" bucks are pouring in. What's the first thing you need to put on a concert?
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Well, I write a lot of songs about food. So I need to do a lot of research into eating.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I wear Hawaiian shirts to cover the food stains!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Seems simple enough. How many shirts could you need?
Task: Fund Hawaiian Shirts [x100]
Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We've purchased a massive supply of Hawaiian shirts, Weird Al. What next?
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I can't perform without my trademark curly ringlets.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png You must buy me... hair curlers!
Task: Fund Hair Curler Supply [x100]
Quest rewards: Festival Ticket.png200, 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Perfect, my curly hair is cascading in golden ripples down my huge forehead of genius.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Now all I need to appear on your Rock Stage is hilarious parody lyrics.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png And to write those, I'm going to need a lot of rhyming dictionaries.
Task: Fund Rhyming Dictionaries [x100]
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I'm ready to hit the Rock Stage, Lisa!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is so exciting! We actually have a respectable musician for Homerpalooza.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Oh dear. If I look respectable, I'm not doing my job.
System Message Weird Al Yankovic can now make you laugh in Rock Jam Sessions!
Quest rewards: Weird Al Yankovic, 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 5 and the user logs in on August 15th:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I can't wait to get on the Pop Stage! It's where I can do my best dancing.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Until this town gets a Polka Dance Hall.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png If there's one thing I've observed about pop stars, it's that they like to glitter!
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png So bring me your rhinestones!
Task: Fund Costume Bedazzling [x200]
Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png The secret to acting like a pop star is to always be bubbly!
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I'll need plenty of sugar to keep that up, and I like my sugar in the form of red licorice.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png But only ones with a clockwise twist. Counter-clockwise is just unnatural!
Task: Fund Clockwise Red Licorice Twists [x200]
Quest rewards: Festival Ticket.png200, 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png The secret to writing great pop parodies is knowing what millennials like.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They seem to like apps.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png In that case, I need to buy every app there is and find out what it's doing.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Each new generation is so weird!
Task: Fund Pop Parody App Purchases [x200]
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I'm hopped up on red licorice, bedazzled outfits, and strange dating apps. Time to pop!
System Message Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Pop Jam Sessions!
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 9[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 8 and Straight Outta Dumbton Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Time to get ready to drop some parody flow on the Hip Hop Stage.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png You can go two ways: heavy on the bling, or heavy on the soul.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png I choose the bling thing!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course the more expensive one.
Task: Fund Bling Things [x200]
Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 10[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 9:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png To really put on a "baller" hip hop show, I'm going to need a lot of high-top sneakers.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png It's the only way to get the proper pop, lock, and hip hop bounce.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png The good news is, we can save on shoelaces. We ain't gonna need 'em!
Task: Fund Sneakers [x200]
Quest rewards: Festival Ticket.png200, 25 Event Currency and XP.png10

Weird Al-truism Pt. 11[edit]

After completing Weird Al-truism Pt. 10:
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png The final step for doing a Hip Hop show is to get some fresh beats.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Oh wait, did I say beats? I meant BEETS! They power the brain!
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Also, I'm going to need some urban slang.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Believe it or not, but a six-foot tall accordion player from Lynwood, California isn't always up on the latest lingo.
Task: Fund Hip Hop Slang [x200]
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Yeah boy! I am in the shiz-ouse!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And now you're ready to write some awesome parodies of jazz classics, right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "Food Indigo"? "Cake Five"?
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png "Cake Five"?! Leave it to the professionals, Lisa.
Tapped Out Weird Al Yankovic Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to drop my parody of Drake's "Fake Love": "Cake Love".
System Message Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Hip Hop Jam Sessions!
Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and XP.png20