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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Dog Days content update/All Bark and Even More Bite Gameplay

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All Bark and Even More Bite[edit]

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on July 3rd:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Wiggum, I thought they arrested you. How'd you get out?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I gave the bailiff a dog treat and he let me go. It was like taking candy from a baby.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Or GIVING candy to a baby. But in this case a dog. So like giving candy to a dog. Candy that was a dog treat. Yep, like giving a dog treat to a dog.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That is time I will never get back.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We need to make this dog nonsense sit or heel now!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Maybe we drive them out of Springfield Pied Piper-style. I play a mean piccolo.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Or how about having Frink engineer a zombie virus where the zombies only eat dog brains?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Why are zombies the only ones that get to eat brains?
Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x125]
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Brainstorm Solutions (4h, Town Hall or Homes)
If the user Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Brainstorm Solutions (4h, Town Hall or Homes)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I've got it. We lure the dogs to a kennel and trap them in.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lure them with what?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png With bait. You still have that dog-proof suit, right?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hey, wait... I don't want to be the bait! You do it.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And risk losing the mayor of the town amidst a crisis?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Is losing the Chief of Police better?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png For me it is.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 2[edit]

After completing All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. :
Tapped Out Les Moore Icon.png You want to use my No Kill Kennel to trap these dogs?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's the idea. Not killing, just trapping.
Tapped Out Les Moore Icon.png Okay, but if we run out of space for all the dogs, I've got a way to, uh – "not kill 'em" but mysteriously-lose-and-never-see-again them.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Let the "no killing" begin!
Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x145]
If the user has Les Moore: Task: Make Les Moore Prep the Cages (4h, No Kill Kennel)
If the user Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Prepare His "Mission Accomplished" Speech (4h, No Kill Kennel or Town Hall)
If the user Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Put on the Bite-Proof Suit (4h, No Kill Kennel or Police Station)
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *licks*
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *licks*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Finally, Santa's Little Helper got a girlfriend.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe now he'll get a job, get a place of his own and stop mooching off us.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's Rosa Barks! She's second in command of the dog police force that's terrorizing the town!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're just jealous 'cause he's got someone and you don't.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 3[edit]

After completing All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. :
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Alright. Open the kennel cages! "Operation Bite Me" is going live!
Tapped Out Les Moore Icon.png Uh, it appears the operation is already working...
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* *ruff* Not so fast!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ah!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png How did Laddie discover our plan?
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *woof* *bark* I have spies...and fleas everywhere.
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *growls* Grrr... Grrr...
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Okay, we give up!
Tapped Out Les Moore Icon.png I pledge fealty!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'm in the dog-proof suit. So I got no problem being bitten!
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bites Wiggum*
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bites Wiggum*
Tapped Out Dog Snake Icon.png *bites Wiggum*
Tapped Out Dog Moe Icon.png *bites Wiggum*
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png *bites Wiggum*
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hey, dogs only, Mayor!
Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x125]
Task: Make Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Get Ravaged By Dogs (4h)
If the user Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Give Up (4h, No Kill Kennel or Town Hall)
If the user Les Moore: Task: Make Les Moore Pledge Fealty to the Dogs (4h, No Kill Kennel)
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bark* Chief, I put the chunky one in the kennel. And the skinny one and the corrupt one have pledged fealty. *bark*
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* Well done, Barks. *bark*
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I think I understood one of those "barks".
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *crouching in the kennel cage* Excuse me...where do the humans go potty around here?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 4[edit]

After completing All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. :
Tapped Out Neuterville Mayor Icon.png Danger Dog, In honor of your bravery, the city of Neuterville awards you this Key to the City.
Tapped Out Danger Dog TV Icon.png This is truly an honor, your Honor—
Tapped Out Neuterville Mayor Icon.png Ee-gads! It's your arch nemesis, Molly Ringworm, and she's attacking City Hall!
Tapped Out Danger Dog TV Icon.png Stop, evildoer!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Danger Dog to the rescue!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman TV Icon.png We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news...
Tapped Out Kent Brockman TV Icon.png Police dogs have taken over the town and are enslaving Springfielders at the No Kill Kennel, including former Police Chief Wiggum.
Tapped Out Wiggum TV Icon.png *in the cage* I'm being treated pretty well. *eats dog food*
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Daddy!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman TV Icon.png I'm told his captors are not forcing the Chief to eat dog food. He just likes it.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Mommy! We have to save Daddy!
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Meh.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png *gasp* If not Mommy, then it's Danger Dog to the rescue! Pup-pup and away! *puts on cape and runs out the door*
Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x145]
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog (4h, Wiggum House)
If the user Sarah Wiggum: Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent (4h, Wiggum House or Homes)
If the user Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel (4h, No Kill Kennel or Police Station)
If the user Lou: Task: Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too (4h, No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes)
If the user Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too (4h, No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes)
Task: Make Springfielders Watch it All on TV [x20] (4h, Homes)
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Bad doggies! Bad doggies!
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* Who is this pumpkinhead?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *in the cage* Ralphie?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Nuh-uh, citizen. I'm Danger Dog!
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *woof* Strange. He doesn't look like a dog.
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* Just put him in the cage with the rest. *bark*
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png *bark* *woof* As Danger Dog I fight evil. But also as Danger Dog, I'm a doggie! *bark*
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* He does talk like us. *woof*
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *ruff* *woof* We are not the enemy. You don't have to fight us. *bark*
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png *bark* *bark* Oki-dokie. I'll join you then! *bark*
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Uh-oh, Ralphie's siding with dogs again.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 5[edit]

After completing All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. :
Tapped Out Kent Brockman TV Icon.png Police Chief Laddie will now make a statement and McGriff the Crime Dog will translate.
Tapped Out Laddie TV Icon.png *bark* *bark* People of Springfield!
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog TV Icon.png Listen up, human chew bones!
Tapped Out Laddie TV Icon.png *bark* *woof* You need not oppose us!
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog TV Icon.png *pointing to the cages* This is what happens to those who oppose us!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I was always gonna learn Spanish but maybe dog language is more useful.
Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x185]
Task: Make Homer Make a Case for the Doggy Overlords (4h, Simpson House)
If the user Kent Brockman: Task: Make Brockman Broadcast From the No Kill Kennel (4h, No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes)
If the user Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Take a Nap in the Cage (4h, No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes)
If the user Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Pretend to Be Danger Dog (4h, No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes)
If the user Les Moore: Task: Make Les Moore Hose Down Wiggum's Cage (4h, No Kill Kennel)
If the user Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Give Laddie the Key to the City (4h, No Kill Kennel or Town Hall)
Tapped Out Neuterville Mayor Icon.png Danger Dog, you've saved City Hall. Neuterville owes you a debt of gratitude.
Tapped Out Danger Dog TV Icon.png Just doing my job, Mayor.
Tapped Out Danger Dog TV Icon.png The only reward I require is a hot date with Kate Barkinsale!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20