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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Dilapidated Rail Yard content update/Gameplay

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A Rail of One City[edit]

A Rail of One City Pt. 1[edit]

If the user didn't partecipate at the Monorail event:
After reaching Level 20:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We all have, Cletus.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We need to build the town dump.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house?
Task: Build Springfield Dump
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What about a garbage truck?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Me?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That DOES sound familiar.
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lyle Lanley's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town.
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Really? Well then, where is it?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Twice now apparently!
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside.
Task: Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos...
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I suppose you COULD join us. Or...
Task: Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Same as it Ever Was[edit]

After tapping on Lyle Lanley's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail.
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me.
Tapped Out Lyle Lanley Icon.png Now for one last performance!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png He disappeared!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You want me to take care of this guy?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No Homer, we've got it.
Task: Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I have to pick up one more rivet-
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yes. Make me the monorail conductor.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver!
Task: Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash (30s, Moe's Tavern or Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to--
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Did someone call for an engineer?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway?
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png A monorail construction engineer.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png *sigh* Hoyvin.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um... so far we've just been collecting junk.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png That should work too.
Task: Place the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Metal Depot [x20]
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png This is a good start, but additional materials are needed in order to build a safe, reliable Monorail.
System Message Hand in resources at the Dilapidated Rail Yard and help Sebastian Cobb build the Monorail!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What's next Mr. Cobb?
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png You can only build a monorail so far with trash and hunks of metals. We need some hunks of plastic as well.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Metal Depot [x50]
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Plastic Depot [x1520]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png This Monorail is going to need windows, and to build windows we must have a way to produce glass.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I believe you know what I'm getting at.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Plastic Depot [x50]
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Glass Depot [x5000]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rail of One City Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png We now have access to all the necessary materials. Please keep collecting so that I may build your Monorail Station.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Does this mean I'll finally get to be a conductor?
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png I believe I said I would be building a safe, reliable Monorail.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Darn.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Glass Depot [x50]
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Monorail Station [x12000]
System Message Keep handing in projects to earn more prizes - including Sebastian Cobb and a fully-functional Rail Yard!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bring All the Junk to the Yard[edit]

If the user partecipated in the Monorail event and unlocked the Rail Yard, or unlocks the Rail Yard afterwards:
After the user logs in on June 26th:
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Eureka! I have figured a way to extend the Monorail into the mountain range.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's about time!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How did you manage to do it? I can't wait to find out what marvellous technology you've devised!
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Yes... about that...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're just going to pile up garbage to make a ramp aren't you?
System Message Complete projects at the Rail Yard to earn tunnels to travel through the mountains!

Railing on[edit]

If the user partecipated in the Monorail event but didn't unlock the Rail Yard:
After the user logs in on June 26th:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So Dad, how's your job as Sanitation Commissioner going?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great! Except I have no idea what you're talking about. Refresh my memory on what Sanitation Commissioner means?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Head garbageman.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, yeah. I was hoping we'd forgotten about that.
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Like we forgot about the monorail? My Rail Yard is in shambles! Finish what you start, for God's sake!
System Message Dust off your rubber gloves, it's time to go dumpster diving and build a Monorail!
Task: Place the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Task: Complete Projects at the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon.png Excellent. With these materials I will be able to continue building the Monorail.
System Message Keep handing in projects to earn more prizes - including Sebastian Cobb and a fully-functional Rail Yard!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Another Alternate Ending[edit]

If the user partecipated in the Superheroes 2 event, built Soilant Red Factory but didn't unlock Dead Lobster:
After the user logs in on June 26th:
Pie Man Icon.png Wait... did Dr. Crab just run away?
Fallout Boy Icon.png Well... I guess, in the end, we were too much for him.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Super villains are not supposed to just "leave". What a lame sequel.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst. Sequel. Ever.
Pie Man Icon.png Victory by forfeit is still a victory!
Fallout Boy Icon.png He's gone and we can co back to our boring crime-free lives.
Tapped Out Narrator Icon.png
Once again, good triumphs over... cowardly crustaceans. Thanks to... YOU!

They Felon Hard Times[edit]

After the user logs in on June 26th:
Tapped Out Tungsten Dude Icon.png This is your fault! All that muscle and you didn't stop the boss getting taken down.
Tapped Out Testost-Irene Icon.png That laser cannon didn't help either. Maybe you'd like me to shove it where...
System Message Looks like the Felons are at each other's throats. Get them in the store today and witness civil war at the Orphan Alley.