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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Destination Springfield, Football 2017 and Valentine's 2017 content update/Destination Springfield/Prizes Gameplay

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Act 1 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

The Iron-Alloy Giant[edit]

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The Eiffel Tower! It's so romantic.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, it's just like being in Paris. The beautiful sights, the classy tourists...
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png And the pickpockets! Yoink!
Task: Make Springfielders Complain About Crime [x3] (4h, Eiffel Tower)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Okay, we've got crime totally under control around the Eiffel Tower. So enjoy yourselves, people.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Lou, how about a nice romantic photo of us in front of the Eiffel Tower?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Well, that's a lovely thought, Chief.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sir, could you take our picture?
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Delighted. Sweet camera, bro... Yoink!
Task: Make Homer Laugh at Police Incompetence (4h, Eiffel Tower)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Come on, Homie, I want to kiss you on the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png By all means do so. Access to the top is free...
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png ...if you climb the stairs. The elevator costs thirty-eight dollars. Per person.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png The true crime here is gouging tourists. And like all crimes, it's one I can't solve.
Task: Make Homer Climb the Stairs (4h, Eiffel Tower)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, it took three days and eight resupply missions by Bart, but I made it to the top of the Eiffel Tower. For free.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Kiss me, Marge.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Looks like you stole my heart.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mmmm, yoink.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Take an Educational Tour[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Task: Make Skinner Take an Educational Tour (2h, Eiffel Tower)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Maurice Acquired Dialogue[edit]

After unlocking Maurice:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, I found a donkey! Can I keep him?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, that's Maurice. He humiliated me when I was an exchange student in France.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That donkey hates my guts.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now we're definitely keeping him.

Bastille This Movie[edit]

Bastille This Movie Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Could not.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.
Task: Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities [x3] (4h, Bastille)
Task: Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies [x3] (4h, Bastille)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bastille This Movie Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hearing you complain about it.
Task: Make Homer Role Play (4h, Bastille)
Task: Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms (4h, Bastille)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Sample French Accommodations[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark:
Task: Make Snake Sample French Accommodations (24h, Bastille)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The French Love Connection[edit]

The French Love Connection Pt. Un[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.
Task: Make César Sell Street Wine (4h)
Task: Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The French Love Connection Pt. Deux[edit]

After tapping on César's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png We have no money for food!
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.
Task: Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats (1h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The French Love Connection Pt. Trois[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png César, I know how we can succeed in America!
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!
Task: Make César Practice Love Therapy (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Or, try and find some shared interests.
Task: Make César Give Existentialist Advice (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection [x5] (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq[edit]

After tapping on César's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Hello, French Love Connection.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!
Task: Make Ugolin Go His Own Way (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make César Smoke French Cigarettes (4h, Bastille or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The French Love Connection Pt. Six[edit]

After tapping on Ugolin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
Tapped Out Cesar Icon.png No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
Tapped Out Ugolin Icon.png Rat hunt?
Task: Make Ugolin Hunt Rats (1h, Brown House)
Task: Make César Hunt Rats (1h, Brown House )
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Travel Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Ugolin and César:
Task: Collect Pins [x7500]
Travel Bonus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 2 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Fuji's Peak[edit]

Fuji's Peak Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I hereby commemorate the opening of Springfield's very own replica Mount Fuji.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's a mountain. So what?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Where to begin! Mount Fuji is a sacred Shinto site, a uniquely symmetrical stratovolcano, and it's home to the rare Japanese nuthatch!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Our town will soon be inundated with eager nuthatch hunters.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Birdwatchers! Double the price of floppy hats and leather sandals!
Task: Make Entrepreneurs Increase Prices [x3] (4h, Shops or Eatery)
Task: Make Bullies Prepare for an Influx of Birders [x3] (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fuji's Peak Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png This Mount Fuji is taking up a lot of space, but it ain't making me no money. It's like when Barney passes out on my doorstep.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, we could lead tours of pilgrims eager to meditate on its sacred slopes.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Love the humor, kid, but try to focus.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We could build a giant roller coaster inside it. "The Fuji Plunge of Fear."
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Now, *this* kid gets it!
Task: Make Quimby Recruit Feargineers (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fuji's Peak Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mayor Quimby, Mount Fuji is a sacred place of calm serenity. A roller coaster would be completely inappropriate.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I will not let you turn our cheap replica in a low-rent JapanWorld into a lousy tourist attraction.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Flanders and I are starting a protest.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Wonderful. My father always said, all roller-coaster publicity is good roller-coaster publicity. He really did.
Task: Make Lisa Protest (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Ned Protest (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Quimby Plan the Fuji Plunge of Fear (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fuji's Peak Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Either there's a rumble in my belly, or that mountain is happy to see me.
Tapped Out Mount Fuji Icon.png People of Springfield, I am angry you are trying to build a roller coaster inside me, like I'm a cheap amusement park hill.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I knew it! You want respectful pilgrims, right?
Tapped Out Mount Fuji Icon.png No, they suck too. Everybody just scram, or I'll destroy you with a terrible eruption.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We hear and obey, Mighty Mountain. Er, vote Quimby!
Task: Make Springfielders Worship Mount Fuji (4h, Mount Fuji)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, that was you inside the mountain making it talk, wasn't it?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yep. That giant hollow interior makes your voice sound huge!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You think you could have "Mount Fuji" order the Mayor to fund a band camp?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Anything for you, sis.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Springfield's Seafood Concern[edit]

Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Mayor Quimby, our new JapanWorld seems pretty good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But as an American, I can't really enjoy something unless there's a corporate mascot ordering me to have fun.
Tapped Out Duffman Icon.png It is a problem. Oh yeah!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Let the search for our JapanWorld party animal begin.
Task: Make Osaka Squid Apply to be the JapanWorld Mascot (4h, Town Hall)
If the user has Akira: Task: Make Akira Apply to be the JapanWorld Mascot (4h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Osaka Seafood Concern Squid's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Meet the two applicants to be the new JapanWorld mascot.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Osaka Squid, who has had a distinguished career as the spokesman for Osaka Seafood Concern.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And Chef Akira, who is real.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Mr. Squid, perhaps you could show us your party moves.
Task: Make Osaka Squid Make Party Moves (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That squid is good.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, but Akira could make a pretty good sashimi out of him.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Osaka Seafood Concern Squid's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Osaka Squid, why should you get the job as JapanWorld mascot?
Tapped Out Osaka Seafood Concern Squid Icon.png I just really, really want it.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's good enough for me.
Tapped Out Akira Icon.png Wait! I also really, really want it.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I didn't see that coming. Stalemate! Now what?
Task: Make Osaka Squid Battle Akira for a Job (4h, Town Hall)
If the user has Akira: Task: Make Osaka Squid Battle Akira for a Job (4h, Town Hall, Akira)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Osaka Squid, you won the battle. You get the job.
Tapped Out Akira Icon.png No fair. He squirted his ink in my eyes. It was supremely painful.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png And supremely hilarious. From now on, do that at every party.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Reality KTV[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you're watching Japanese television. I didn't know you were interested in other cultures.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm not. I lost the remote in my own fat.
Task: Make Homer Watch KTV (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, those Japanese come up with the funniest shows!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just look at that fatty on the sofa. He can't even get food in his mouth. He probably doesn't even realize he's on KTV!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, the TV's not even on. You're watching a reflection.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'd hate to be the guy that's a reflection of.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Apply to Be a Gameshow Host[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Task: Make Moe Apply to Be a Gameshow Host (8h, KTV Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flabtastic Creatures[edit]

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png Just Ralphie?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png There is another, Sakatumi-san.
Task: Make Sakatumi Teach Sumo (12h, Sumo Stadium)
Task: Make Springfielders Learn Sumo [x3] (4h, Sumo Stadium)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
Tapped Out Lucius Sweet Icon.png Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png There is no fifth. And they're all fat!
Task: Make Sakatumi Calculate His Profit Margins (4h, Sumo Stadium)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.
Task: Make Sakatumi Repurpose the Sumo Stadium (4h, Sumo Stadium)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sakatumi's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png The slam of poetry into their hearts.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.
Task: Make Springfielders Watch a Sumo Poetry Slam [x5] (1h, Sumo Stadium)
Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon.png And now, the winning haiku.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sumo poetry?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png An ending out of left field.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stadium's Cool, though.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Travel Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Sumo Stadium:
Task: Collect Pins [x7500]
Travel Bonus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 3 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Thirteen Monkeys[edit]

Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, Mayor Quimby. Your shipment of monkeys has arrived from Rio de Janeiro.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Wonderful! Nothing adds Brazilian flavor like the screaming of furious primates.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, how come they're headed into the barra?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They're stealing the fruit from our tropical drinks!
Task: Make Vicious Monkeys Steal Refreshments (4h, Coconut Babaloo, Maison Derriere or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Help, an adorable monkey snatched my handbag!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png A monkey stole my stolen squishee!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This one grabbed the camera I was filming it with.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Someone needs to take charge of these thieving monkeys!
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Uh, I volunteer.
Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Organize a Gang of Monkeys (4h, Coconut Babaloo, Maison Derriere or Brown House)
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Chief Wiggum, when are you going to do something about organized crime in this city?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png That mob of monkeys is taking over from my mob of mafiosos!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I'd like to help, but the monkeys stole all our police car keys. They are so cute!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Santa Teresa Tram[edit]

After unlocking Santa Teresa Tram:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's everyone packing onto the tram for? Does it even move?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Nope. They're just getting in to see the Virgin Mary.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png She's on the tram?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png She's on a Twinkie on the tram.

Flirty Dancing[edit]

Flirty Dancing Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Mr. Tiago, Springfield welcomes your Samba Dance Academy!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Nothing is more Brazilian than a dance no American can do taught by man who hates Americans.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Brazil is overloaded with samba schools. But Springfield is wide open! Here I will teach a new generation of American samba superstars.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png And by the way, I love Americans.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Stupid lady.
Task: Make Tiago Advertise His Samba School (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flirty Dancing Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png So, what powerful, sexy lady will be my first student?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um, me.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png A little girl?! But no, this is perfect... a child I can make into a great champion.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png I assume you are very athletic.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I once got a C in dodgeball.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Stupid game-y.
Task: Make Tiago Give a Samba Lesson (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Take a Samba Lesson (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flirty Dancing Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Lisa, you are much better than I expected. Although I expected very little.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png But now you need a partner. A boy with style, panache...
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Unfortunately, I could only get Milhouse.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I hope this doesn't aggravate my ingrown toenails.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Stupid crybaby.
Task: Make Milhouse Learn Samba (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Practice Samba (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flirty Dancing Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Milhouse, Lisa, *clap*, *clap*. It's time to practice.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Now turn, now dip, now pop, the hip, and... asthma inhaler for Milhouse.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Thanks! I am really feeling the passion.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm feeling the awkwardness.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png And I am feeling the annoyance, because my car is in the shop again. Stupid Mercedes!
Task: Make Tiago Argue With His Mechanic (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Milhouse Dip Lisa (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Think Milhouse is a Dip (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flirty Dancing Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png As word of my two star pupils Lisa and Milhouse has leaked out, students are flocking to my studio.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Actually, I'm quitting. By my count, Milhouse has stepped on my toes 2,567 times. Enough is enough.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png But I have entered you in the regional Samba championship. You're a dance-shoe-in to win!
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png A victory would look impressive on a college application...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm in! I can live without toes, but I can't live without extracurriculars.
Task: Make Tiago Teach the Lambada (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Springfielders Learn the Lambada (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Lisa Practice Samba (4h, Samba School)
Task: Make Milhouse Step on Lisa's Toes (4h, Samba School)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flirty Dancing Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Milhouse, what is wrong? You are not flinging your nose about with your usual panache.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bullies at school were making fun of me for taking dance lessons.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm thinking of trying out for hockey.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png *Gasp* You are suicidal! I must step in and talk to these bullies.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png We shall see how they treat you once they've been chastised by your flamboyant male dance instructor!
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Stupid bullies.
Task: Make Tiago Chastise Bullies (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Man, that dance teacher had some serious moves.
Tapped Out Dolph Icon.png His hip-thrusts knocked me through the cafeteria windows.
Tapped Out Kearney Icon.png Only one way to defeat him. Sign up for dance classes!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Flirty Dancing Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Tiago's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Milhouse, Lisa, thanks to you, my studio is a giant success, filled with dancing Springfielders.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Terrible, terrible, dancing Springfielders.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png I must protect you from such horror.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png You'll have to take lessons from my brother Davi in Shelbyville.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Stupid Davi.
Task: Make Tiago Teach the Penetrada (1h, Samba School)
Task: Make Springfielders Dance Terribly (1h, Samba School)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Travel Bonus[edit]

After unlocking Samba School:
Task: Collect Pins [x7500]
Travel Bonus.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3