The Simpsons: Tapped Out County Fair content update/Gameplay

Gameplay

Pride and Pageantry

Pride and Pageantry Intro

After the user logs in on September 12: Flanders, what's this big pumpkin-y looking pumpkin next to my hammock? Praise the gourd! One of my seeds must've Exodus-ed its way to your yard and sprouted! Well get it out of here, that's where I throw my empty beer cans. Surely! The dregs of your devil's brew fertilized it into the biggest pumpkin of the bunch! It's sure to win first prize at the County Fair. Whoa, whoa, whoa, first prize? Are you trying to take credit for my hard work?! My yard, my pumpkin! Now buzz off. Farmer Homer has to do some gardening. Task: Make Homer Drink and Throw Empties Out the Window (6s, Simpson House) Task: Make Flanders Do Normal Gardening Work Like a Sucker (6s, Flanders Home) Wow, Homer, that pumpkin's even bigger than before. You've sure got a green thumb! I'll show you ANOTHER finger if you keep bugging me while I'm drinking Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1

After completing Pride and Pageantry Intro: Out of the way, losers! Future award-winning pumpkin coming through! Homer, that trash talking's not really in the spirit of friendly competition. Maybe if you paid more attention to your crops and less to my crap-talking, you'd have bigger gourds. Could you at least try not to stomp on other contestants' vegetables? Task: Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops [x5] (3h, Simpson House) Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x150] Homer, your gourd is the largest. Woo-hoo! ...but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified. D'oh! ...but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition. Woo-hoo! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2

After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1: This fair is not going well. The carnies aren't even having turf wars! I have an idea to get people excited. Let me guess, Lisa, some sort of recycling drive? No, it's-- What, you want to knit a quilt for some second-tier disease no one's heard of? No, that's not what I-- We don't have time to listen to some dumb little girl's ideas. I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BEAUTY PAGEANT! Everybody shut up, the dumb little girl has a great idea! Get my judging sash! Task: Make Quimby Find His Sash That Says "JUDGE" (3h, Town Hall) Task: Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant (3h, Town Hall) Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325] Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant! Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted! Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later. I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3

After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2: Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin? Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age. All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur. Fake fur is manslaughter! Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield. Wow, I don't know what to say! You can start by officiating the livestock competitions. Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests (3h, Fair Pavilion or Springfield Elementary) Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325] This magnificent bovine takes top prize! ... What becomes of a prize-winning bull? Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4

After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3: I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter! You must! It says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR. County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock. I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things. Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I do love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce. Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on! Task: Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer (3h, Krusty Burger, Homer) Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325] That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next! Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5

After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4: This is terrible! Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal. That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of "community". It's time to use a public position for something it was never intended for: a voice for change and awareness. Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest (8h) Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325] Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this. If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all. Is that so? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6

After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5: You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals. But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on. Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law! I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out! Somebody get me a pitchfork! That's the spirit! And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her! Task: Build Cheddarbarrel Farm) Task: Place a Corn Field Task: Make Lisa Hide From Mob (8h, Corn Field) Task: Make Springfielders Search Corn Field [x5] (8h, Corn Field) Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325] On job start: Jeez, everyone's so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience. At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming.. Quest reward: 200 and 10

Field of Schemes

Field of Schemes Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Now that I have the crown, I am finally in a position of respect. And with that position comes the perks, starting with a pager. A pager? What, is Little Miss Springfield a '90s drug dealer? No, not anymore... The pager will let you know when to make appearances. Appearances? But I wanted to champion- *beep beep* Appearance required at Krusty Burger. -worthy causes. Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger) And now to unveil the Junior Koronary Kids' Menu, Little Miss Springfield! I can't endorse this! There are more calories in this than my dad's bacon-flavored toothpaste. ...okay, fine, he just brushes his teeth with bacon! Your people signed you up for this, kid. It's in the contract. And if you don't wholeheartedly endorse the Heart Halter Sandwich, we'll sue your tiara off! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Field of Schemes Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I wonder what Krusty meant by "my people"? There's no one helping me with this. I asked Quimby what time it was and he left the state. *beep beep* Appearance required at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Looks like I don't have time to investigate either. Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Cooling Towers (4h, Control Building) On job start: Once again we celebrate the annual waste flush into the Springfield River. That's terrible! Who would endorse this? Why, you, of course. As well as the fine folks at Fleishman's Industrial Flushers Quest reward: 100 and 10

Field of Schemes Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I've got to figure out how these appearances are being booked. *beep beep* Appearance required at Squidport. Ugh, even the carnies from the fair are creeped out by Squidport. I need to get to the bottom of this. I know, I'll use my all-access pass for the Town Hall records room! Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Investigate Appearance Criteria (4h, Simpson House) Hmm, it says here, all that is needed to book an appearance is to use an online form. A printout of the last ten appearances should tell me who booked them. Oh great. It's printing on a dot matrix printer. There goes my afternoon. My appearances were booked by... Milhouse?! Sorry to send you to all those horrible places, but I always thought you looked prettiest when you're filled with rage. How do I look now? Breathtaking Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Lenny's

After the user logs in on September 14th: Hey Homer, you've been nominated for three Lenny's! Woohoo! I've heard it's an honor just to be nominated for things. Wait, what's a Lenny? My annual awards. Carl usually wins, but I think you're going to give him a run for his money this year. There's running involved? System Message In honor of the Simpsons getting some Emmy award nominations, you're getting some Donuts! Quest reward: 3

Premium gameplay

League of Lashes

League of Lashes Pt. 1

After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark: Ah, Springfield, my old stomping grounds. Also, literally the ground where I was stomped out when lightning hit my scepter and lit me on fire... Time to remind people why I used to be such a "striking" Little Miss Springfield. Task: Make Amber Dempsey Elevate Profile (12h) Argh! I don't think I got a single glance! Not even a stomp! Quest reward: 100 and 10

League of Lashes Pt. 2

After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark: Hey you two, wanna impress your friends by talking to a former Little Miss Springfield? Do you want to impress YOUR friends by talking to two future Collection of Conquerors gaming champions? The finals are tomorrow, so we're watching livestreams to study up. As in competition? Give me that myPad, I want to see what this is about. *blinks repeatedly* It took my Dad three years to save up for this refurbished one, but I'm sure he won't mind getting a new one once I tell him a girl blinked at me. Task: Make Amber Dempsey Watch Game Livestreams (4h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn) Quest reward: 100 and 10

League of Lashes Pt. 3

After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark: People actually like Collection of Conquerors? Isn't it just mindless tapping? Hey, the Conquerors world is a rich tapestry of interweaving characters-- So the writers put their hearts and souls into it? Let's not go that far. But someone's gotta type out all those words. Ooh, Meta. ... There's a character in Collection of Conquerors named Meta. Oh, yeah. Meta's kind of lazy and overused. Task: Make Amber Dempsey Train for Competition (8h) Wow, I've never seen someone be that good! You don't miss anything! After years of wearing fake eyelashes, I can hold my eyes open for hours Quest reward: 100 and 10

League of Lashes Pt. 4

After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark: Hi, I'd like to sign up for the Collection of Conquerors championship. Sign-ups are closed. *blinks repeatedly* Is something wrong with your eyes? Just give me what I want! Ok, jeez! Task: Make Amber Dempsey Battle in Competition (4h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn) Oh, Amber has dominated by having her avatar, Meta, play a game within the game! She didn't blink once the whole game! Quest reward: 100 and 10

League of Lashes Pt. 5

After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark: One more match and I'll add Collection of Conquerors to my already superior list of contest wins. Not so fast, "Lash" Gordon. I've studied your game replays and I'm about to set you straight! What, you don't think I can stand the heat? I was struck by lightning! Task: Make Amber Dempsey Compete in Finals (12h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn) Task: Make Bart Compete in Finals (12h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn On job start: Oh no, he's wearing eye-clamps to keep his eyes open! There's only one more thing I can try. Oh Bart... *blinks repeatedly* On job end: El Barto blows his lead, resulting in a humiliating loss! No fair! She distracted me! *blinks repeatedly* Who me? Quest reward: 200 and 20

Making Ends Meat

Making Ends Meat Pt. 1

After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark: Come one, come all, the Springfield Opry House is now open for business! Mary, you're back in town! How did you get a job working here? Not workin' -- ownin'! I inherited it from my late husband, God rest his soul patch. And don't let the name fool ya, Oprah don't live nowhere close to this Opry House. Task: Make Mary Spuckler Manage Opening Night (4h, Springfield Opry House) Task: Make Cletus Go to Opening Night (4h, Springfield Opry House) Task: Make Springfielders Go to Opening Night [x5] (4h, Springfield Opry House) On job start: That'll be five dollars, Pa. Whoa, what is this, the Springfield Opry MANSION? We ain't gots that kind of money! Well, dang. I suppose I could take one of yer chickens you're holdin' as payment instead. Why you brought a chicken to a concert anyway? If the band is bad I like to pelt 'em with fresh eggs instead of rotten. I ain't a monster Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Ends Meat Pt. 2

After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark: Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein. They're not ALL Spuckler-Spuckler weddings. How much did you rake in? Let's see... a brood of chickens, a kine of cows, a skulk of foxes... How about a wad of cash? I couldn't rightly charge my kin! How do you plan to keep the lights on? Maybe I can pay the electric man with a murder of-- --crows? Right, a murder of "crows". Task: Make Mary Spuckler Cancel Her Hit on the Electric Man (1h, Springfield Opry House) Task: Make Mary Spuckler Figure Out How to Make Ends Meet (1h, Springfield Opry House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Ends Meat Pt. 3

After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark: I tried everything -- downsizin', refinancin', even cookin' the books. They must've tasted terrible. No, Bart, they tasted okay, but I couldn't bring myself to falsify my finances after I finished eating. I'm sure in need of rescue. Wait, that's it! And to think it's been staring me in the face this whole time! *blank stare* Task: Make Mary Spuckler Serenade Wildlife (1h) I got a pocket full of debt and a sack full of critters. Now I'll tell rich folks they's "rescue animals" and guilt them into buyin' 'em from me! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Making Ends Meat Pt. 4

After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark: Excuse me, Dr. Hibbert, would you like to buy this goat from me? *chuckles* Now what would I want with a goat? Yeah, I guess you're right. He is a pretty worthless animal... Sorry, Mr. Goat, guess it's off to the glue factory for you. *blank stare* Today's not your day to be... rescued. Wait a minute, this is a rescue animal?! Why didn't you say so! I can use it to rub in my friends' faces! How much do you want for him? Task: Make Mary Spuckler Pay Some Bills (8h, Shops) Boy, people around this town sure like to rescue animals. Too bad my Pa ain't a donkey, he'd be rollin' in the dough instead of livin' in squalor. Now let's see if all this money I made can't lure Oprah to move into my Opry House after all.. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Style Guide

After building Turn Your Head and Coif: Ooo, finally an alternative to Jake's! Now when one place messes up my hair, I don't have that gut-wrenching decision of whether or not I say something. I've got another place to go to complain and get it fixed at the same time! Task: Make Marge Get Hair Fixed Up (2h, Turn Your Head and Coif) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rocket Science

After placing The Paralyzer: I remember this! It's awesome! That doesn't look very safe. The force applied to the pods could exceed the structural integrity of the bolts holding them to the frame. The only force that needs to be applied is my butt to the "On" button! Task: Tap the Paralyzer Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dangerous Combination

After placing Cheddarbarrel Combine: Oh! My trusty harvesting friend has arrived. But this time I will hide the keys so Bart does not destroy the countryside with it. About that... I may have already driven through the Springfield Scarecrow Exhibit

Final Tour

After buying Attendee Bundle: So, does anyone remember where we parked the van? As the most dedicated fans, I was assuming we would be the last to leave so it would be the last vehicle in the lot. I thought we took a - *clears throat* "Smart device ride-share service." Phrase approved. Task: Tap the Millennial Task: Tap the Hipster Task: Tap the Groupie Task: Tap the Copyright Lawyer Quest reward: 100 and 10