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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update/Tire Fire and Brimstone Gameplay

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Tire Fire and Brimstone[edit]

Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on December 27th:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Can you help us bring Homer back home for Christmas, Rabbi?
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Enough with the C-word already.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png No guarantees, but I will pray for divine blessing on your quest.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png ...Melech ha'olam.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png How do you know this prayer?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I try to follow Christ in every way I can — and since he had a bar mitzvah, I had one, too!
Task: Collect Menorahs [x150]
If the user has Rabbi Krustofsky: Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Pray for Divine Guidance (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Ned Out-Pray Rabbi Krustofsky (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Holy Me, where am I?
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Springfield, your Mosesness.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png The one in Egypt, the Sinai, or Palestine?
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png America. Don't ask.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Phew. I was wondering where the pyramids were. I mean, I know it was involuntary, but we put a lot of work into them. You'd kind of hope they held up.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Our neighbors have been seduced by a cult. We need your help setting them free.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png I can see this city has an acute case of idolatry. I'm going to prescribe immediate smiting for everyone who worships the baby god.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What, no! That's not a cult!
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Called it.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png If symptoms continue, take their two first-born sons and call me in the morning.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png That's not the cult we're worried about right now. There's a new one that set up a compound and lured all our people with promises of rides in a spaceship.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Ah, the old spaceship promo. We tried that with Ezekiel. It gets dusted off every so often.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png I will deliver Homer and Baby Jesus out of captivity. Follow me to the cult compound!
Tapped Out King Herod Icon.png Did you say Baby Jesus? Keep your hands off him. He's mine!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh, no, we prayed too hard! That's King Herod!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What will you do with Baby Jesus when you find him?
Tapped Out King Herod Icon.png If I answered that, you'd say I was OUT OF MY MIND!
Tapped Out King Herod Icon.png But if you're not completely satisfied with the results, then YOUR BABY JESUS IS FREEEE!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's a pretty good deal.
Task: Collect Menorahs [x150]
If the user has Moses: Task: Make Moses Wander in the Desert (4h, Cactus Rocks, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, Town Plaza, Old mine, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
Task: Make Ned Follow Moses Into the Desert (4h, Cactus Rocks, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, Town Plaza, Old mine, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Follow Moses Into the Desert (4h, Cactus Rocks, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, Town Plaza, Old mine, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
If the user has King Herod: Task: Make King Herod Follow Tiny Footsteps Around (4h, Homes)
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Behold, ye doubters and grumblers and directions-wanters, for we have reached unto the cult compound!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's the outlet mall!
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Then verily let us go back to Route 60 and try the other exit.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png When are we going to get there?
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Based on my desert-wandering experience, I foresee an arrival time of roughly thirty years from now, forty tops, depending on traffic.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *annoyed murmur*
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Be patient, thou blue-haired Jezebel. I am the foremost prophet of the Lord — his uber prophet, you might say — and I have a five-star rating for getting my fares to their destination.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Who gave you a five-star rating?
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png The Israelites. But I think they were trying to butter me up after I caught them practicing idolatry in the back of my caravan.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 2:
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Jello? The Leader speaking.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I have a VIP who wants to join your cult. You need to come pick us up.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png How VIP are we talking about?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png V V V!
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png It's not Lovitz, is it? I mean, I guess he's famous, but...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No. This VIP says he's a divinely-appointed prophet of the Lord.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Kanye! I'll be right there!
Task: Collect Menorahs [x150]
Task: Make Marge Tell Moses to Act Like Kanye (4h, Cactus Rocks, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, Town Plaza, Old mine, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
Task: Make Moses Look Up the False God Kanye (4h, Cactus Rocks, Cactus Patch, Quicksand, Town Plaza, Old mine, Springfield Mall or Brown House)
If the user has The Leader: Task: Make The Leader Bring the Spaceship (4h, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png You look familiar. Have we met?
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png It depends. Have you read... Leviticus? *begins warming up fire and brimstone*
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Hmm, don't think I have. Is that the new Grisham?
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png No, but I've been wanting to read that. A courtroom drama? How does he come up with that stuff?
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Say, where'd you get that sweet spaceship?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Right? Pretty cool, huh? It's a special treat for all Movementarians.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png So wait, I join and I get to ride that thing?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png All the way to planet Blisstonia.
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Just tell me where to sign!
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Well, I'd say let's get you some robes, but then it looks like you've already got that covered.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Follow me back to the compound!
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png Finally, someone's leading ME!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon.png You seen this new guy? What a suck up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Pfft, who does he think he is, the second coming of Moses?
Tapped Out Moses Icon.png People of the movement! I have inscribed the Leader's laws onto a tablet. And you're not going to believe what his first commandment is!
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Your boosting of our commandment click-through is most impressive, Moses. You have earned top ranking and an immediate ride in the spaceship.
Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon.png Ah, c'mon!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, he just got here!
Task: Collect Menorahs [x150]
If the user has The Leader: Task: Make The Leader Give Moses the VIP Treatment (4h, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Moses Do the Movementarian PR Circuit (4h, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Clean Moses' Socks and Sandals (4h, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Clean Moses' Bathroom (4h, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Patty: Task: Make Patty Inspect Homer's Work (4h, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Selma: Task: Make Selma Inspect Baby Jesus' Work (4h, Movementarian Componud, Movementarian Ad Truck, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, there you are.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge? Are you joining The Leader and going into space with me and Baby Jesus?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie, it's time you stop with this Movementarian silliness and come back home. It's almost Christmas and I don't want yet another holiday ruined.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aww, you're right, Marge. How could I have been so stupid? Let's go home.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Oh, Homer... Want to come test out the new rocket boosters on the spaceship?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh! Spaceship! *runs off*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *annoyed grumble*
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Did you really think it would be that easy, Marge?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Tire Fire and Brimstone Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Your Moses was a complete dud. I wanted to one-star him but I was afraid he'd one-star me.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Yeah, you gotta be careful. Moses is as good as it gets. If he can't lead someone out of captivity, maybe they don't want to be led out of captivity.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Not to be a "Karen" or anything, but I'd like to speak to Moses' manager.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png How is that not being a Karen? That's the definition of being a Karen!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'd like to speak with your manager, too.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Let me see if he's available.
Task: Collect Menorahs [x175]
If the user has Rabbi Krustofky: Task: Make Rabbi Krustofky Entreat Yahweh (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Worry That She's a Karen (4h, Temple Beth Springfield, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Alright, look. I'll call Yahweh, but no promises.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png It's ringing.
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Yahweh Icon.png *click* YOU DARE SUMMON ME FROM THE GREAT BEYOND WITH THE UNLAWFUL UTTERANCE OF MY NAME??!!!
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png I – I'm sorry – I just – there's a woman here–
Tapped Out Yahweh Icon.png Heh, I'm just messin' with you, Hyman. Tell her I'm out of the office.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I can hear you!
Tapped Out Yahweh Icon.png Say I'm on a call.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I heard that too!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png10