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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Burns' Casino content update/Act 3
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Act 3 of the Burns' Casino event started March 17, 2016 and ended on March 29th at 8am GMT.
Characters[edit]
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Name
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Costs
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Unlock Message
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Notes
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Gabbo and Arthur
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Prize
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Prize
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Buildings[edit]
Decorations[edit]
Consumables[edit]
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Name
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Notes
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Refer a Friend Card
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 30
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Earns double rewards from tapping Gamblers in a friend's town
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 10
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20
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Use tokens to play casino games.
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25
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40
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 30
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15
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Crafting materials.
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 30
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 20
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 10
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Returning[edit]
Item origins[edit]
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Episode
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| Gabbo
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"Krusty Gets Kancelled", "Bart to the Future", "Homerazzi", "All About Lisa", "Wedding for Disaster" (name seen), The Simpsons Movie,
"Take My Life, Please" (name and picture seen on Springfield Wall of Fame), "Clown in the Dumps", "Covercraft"
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| Arthur
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"Krusty Gets Kancelled", "Bart to the Future", "Homerazzi", "All About Lisa", The Simpsons Movie, "Clown in the Dumps", "Covercraft"
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| Reclusive Mr. Burns, Casino Token
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"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
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| Peacock Lounge
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"Viva Ned Flanders"
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| Nero's Palace Casino, Nero's Palace Arch, Nero's Wall
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"Viva Ned Flanders", "Monty Can't Buy Me Love", "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere", The Simpsons Movie
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| Chinese Acrobatic Theatre
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"Goo Goo Gai Pan"
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| Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino, Pow-Wow's Casino Sign
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"Bart to the Future"
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| Tribal Chief
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"Bart to the Future", "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
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| Springfield Falls
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"What Animated Women Want"
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| Refer a Friend Card
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive
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Gameplay[edit]
The Wages of Sin[edit]
The Wages of Sin Pt. 1[edit]
| After the user logs in on March 17th:
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The casino district is a triumph.
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Everywhere people are enjoying entertainment, spectacle, and games that aren't even that fun because they win so often.
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I never guessed this town could get worse.
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Of course, I always never-guess that and I'm always wrong.
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Yes, my little Vice-ville has become a veritable Sin Suburb.
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It's time to host an awards ceremony at my casino.
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I will produce the awards, judge them, and present the awards... to me, for my civic kindness.
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And maybe I'll give one to you, Smithers... "Best Assistant."
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I don't really want it.
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Good, because I'm giving it to me.
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Task: Make Burns Host an Awards Ceremony at Casino (12h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Springfielders Attend [x5] (12h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and  10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 2[edit]
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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So, Lis, made any progress figuring out why Burns would create a money-losing casino?
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No. Apu was about to tell me when he got shot. The only word he managed to say was "power."
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They'll get the bullet out of his brain, right?
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Oh yeah, he's getting great medical care. In India, where it's better and cheaper.
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In the meantime, he can't write or speak. All he can say is "Thank you, come again."
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That's nice. Even without a brain, he'll always have a career at Kwik-E-Mart.
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For his sake, I won't rest until I've solved the mystery of Burns' casino.
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His sacrifice of getting shot by Jailbird in a gift shop hold-up will not be in vain.
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Task: Make Lisa Hold a Candle-Light Vigil (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 3[edit]
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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All this gambling got me depressed, Marge. I barely had the energy to apply mustache pomade this morning.
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Used to be the highlight of my day. Now, who cares if the 'stache droops?
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Don't worry, Ned, I'm making great progress on starting Gamblers Anonymous.
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I came up with a 10 step program – 12 seemed a little pretentious...
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I'm knitting recovery chips.
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All I need to do now is find a space where we can meet.
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It's hard to find. This town is jammed with twelve step recovery programs.
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Lotta messed up people here. Lotta.
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Someone should start a Freemium Phone Game Anonymous.
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That they definitely shouldn't.
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Task: Make Marge Search for a Meeting Space (12h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 4[edit]
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, where have you been all day?
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Down at city hall scouring old records.
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Trying to solve the mystery behind Mr. Burns building a money-losing casino?
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Yeah. Although mostly I just like scouring old records.
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Well, we're both trying to solve the same problem. You by intense detective work, me by baking "Gambler's Anonymous" cookies.
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With you two on the job, I wouldn't want to be the people having a great time at the casino.
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| System Message
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Get Plato's Republic Casino and see how Fat Tony reacts to Mr. Burns crowding in on his business!
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Task: Make Skinner Gamble Without End (4h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Krusty Perform Until He Bleeds
Task: Make Willie Wear a Suit Made of Dollars (4h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 5[edit]
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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What happened to our electricity? My misting humidifier is pumping out nothing!
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The casino district is sucking up too much juice.
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The bright lights, the air conditioning, those giant fans you pretend you're skydiving over...
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The nuclear plant can't handle the load.
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Electricity... Electrical power... Power!
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That's what Apu was trying to tell me. Don't you get it?
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Nope.
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We'd listen to the explanation, but Princess Kashmir is starting another show.
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Task: Make Adults Enjoy an Exotic Dance [x3] (8h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 6[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It's so obvious. Mr. Burns created a casino district because it needs a giant amount of electricity.
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He doesn't care if he loses money on his casino. He'll make a fortune selling power from the nuclear plant.
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So all this gambling and sin is just another way for him to get rich.
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It's diabolical!
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How is it diabolical? He's making money giving people what they want.
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He's exploiting their weaknesses.
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Why do you get to decide what's right for them?
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Bart! What did I tell you about disagreeing with your mother on high moral principles?
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It makes her too mad to make your favorite gravy.
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Discussion over.
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Task: Make Marge Cook Gravy (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Read Libertarian Websites (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 7[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Burns, your "Sin Suburb" is drawing power like crazy. The plant can't handle the load.
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We'll have to run at double capacity. Where are my workers?
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They're gambling or working at your casino. Either way it pays double what the plant does.
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The only employee available is Homer Simpson.
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Very well! The three of us will squeeze every erg out of this old lady.
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But sir, do you know anything about operating a nuclear reactor?
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Pish, Smithers, I'm an old hand at the nuclear game. And I'm sure this Simpson fellow is a wizard.
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Bring me my hardened hat, and let's begin!
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Task: Make Homer do a Shift at the Plant (16h, Control Building)
Task: Make Burns do a Shift at the Plant (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Smithers do a Shift at the Plant (16h, Control Building)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 8[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Let's crank the plant up to full capacity, Simpson. This switch on or off?
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Not sure.
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Reactor rods up or down?
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Definitely.
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I'll go with my gut. It's just a nuclear reactor.
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Sir, you doubled the voltage! You blew out all the lights downtown.
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Blast. We'll have to replace all the bulbs.
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Here's ten dollars. Go buy a stepladder.
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Task: Make Burns Almost Cause a Meltdown (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Homer Replace Bulbs (12h, Homes)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 9[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Ugh. There must be some way to turn off these reactor alarms.
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They're so much more annoying when they're alarming at *you.*
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Well, it'll have to wait until after lunch.
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That's odd. My lunch is missing. I put it right here in the fridge.
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Where can it be?
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I 'unno.
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Task: Make Homer Eat Burns' Lunch (4h, Control Building)
Task: Make Burns Go Hungry (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 10[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Smithers, look! I've figured out what this handle does.
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Move it up and all the streetlights go on. Down, they go off.
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On, off, on, off... Whee, I'm a nuclear technician!
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Sir, we have to get this plant under control. The city will revoke our license!
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But I'm a nuclear technician. I'm supposed to goof off and look at my Bathing Beauties magazine.
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They certainly are lovely ladies. Of 1924.
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Task: Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties (12h, Control Building)
Task: Make Homer Push Random Buttons (12h, Control Building)
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Panic (12h, Control Building)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 11[edit]
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
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These power fluctuations have got to stop! The illumination in my lighted standup Aquaman is varying unbearably.
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The air conditioning in the school keeps going off. Sweaty children are not learning children.
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We shall shut down that awful casino to save our beloved schools.
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No! Shut down the schools to save our beloved casino.
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Don't worry, I'm almost ready to start Gamblers Anonymous.
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I just have to design a logo. I was thinking "G.A." written on a playing card.
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But will that just look like an advertisement for the "G.A." playing card company?
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Oh for Pete's sake. I'm taking a sledgehammer to Springfield Elementary. Who's with me?
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Task: Make Degenerates Go To War [x3] (8h, SpringfieldElementary)
Characters: Homer, Krusty, Skinner
Task: Make Straight Arrows Go To War [x3] (8h, Burns' Casino)
Characters: Marge, Ned, Willie
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin Pt. 12[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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I hope you're happy, Smithers. I've hired all the plant employees back.
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And it's costing me a fortune! I had to double their wages and pay overtime.
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It's worse than that, sir. They also insisted on a premium health plan.
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I guess it's true what they say. The wages of sin is health.
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Well, I can't keep losing money like this. I'm getting out of the casino business. Let's go home.
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It won't be so bad. I found my issue of Bathing Beauties 1925.
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Whew, I'm glad that's over. Actually having to do work at work was a nightmare.
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Task: Make Homer Work a Plant Shift (16h, Control Building)
Task: Make Burns Enjoy Bathing Beauties (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Wages of Sin: Epilogue[edit]
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Great news, everyone. I'm finally ready to start Gamblers Anonymous!
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The casino craze is over, Mom.
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Everyone is back to their normal task list.
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But I knitted two million recovery chips!
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Oh well. They'll probably make a nice sofa throw.
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| Task: Make Marge Knit a Sofa Throw (12h, Simpson House)
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| System Message
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If you love the parched, barren look of the real Las Vegas, get ready for desert-themed scenery in an update coming soon!)
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Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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5 Tokens Gameplay[edit]
| After logging in on March 22nd and having 25 Game Tokens:
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| System Message
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If you want to speed up your gameplay, you can now spend 5 Game Tokens at a time to earn 5 times the reward!
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Premium gameplay[edit]
The Sound of Silence[edit]
The Sound of Silence Pt. 1[edit]
| After completing The Wages of Sin Pt. 4 and tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark:
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So, Mr. Burns is getting into the casino racket.
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He needs a reminder that we control the Dealers Union, the Bellboys Union, and the Buffet Pasta and Fixin's Bar Union.
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Johnny Tightlips... take him a gentle message.
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You ever worry that we're a stereotype of something that hasn't really existed for fifty years?
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I like to think of us as a slice of history frozen in amber.
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| Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Deliver a Threat (4h, Burns' Casino)
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...
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So, a mobster. What do you want? Out with it!
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I ain't sayin' nothin'.
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I like your style. Here's a coupon to our Mob-free Pasta Bar.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Sound of Silence Pt. 2[edit]
| After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark:
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How did Mr. Burns respond to my "incentivizing his collaboration?" Positively, I trust?
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Nobody said nothin' to no one.
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*sigh*
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I have a bogus degree in Sanitation Engineering. Maybe I should just use it.
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Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Remain Silent (12h, Plato's Republic Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Peacock Lounge[edit]
| After tapping on Peacock Lounge:
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This must be a lounge for peacocks.
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Hee hee, little kids think such silly things.
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Out of my way! I'm going in to eat peacocks!
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Platinum Scratch-Rs[edit]
This scratch-r are special: if you get a bomb you win 100 donuts, if you get 2 bombs you get 115 donuts, if you get 3 clubs you get 125 donuts,
if you get 3 mallets you get 200 donuts,if you get 3 knives you get 300 donuts and if you get 3 axes you get 1000 donuts!
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Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 1[edit]
| If the user haven't got this questline yet, after logging in on March 24th and tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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People are winning so much at the casino that no one wants to waste their money on my lottery tickets.
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Preying on human gullibility is the only way I stay in business.
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Or wait... what if I tried to provide a great customer experience?
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No more gouging. To say "Thank you, come again" and *mean* it.
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Eh, maybe I'll try and lure those idiots back with a fancier Scratch-R.
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| System Message
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As a valued player, you get access to an all new, limited time offer of the Platinum Scratch-R!
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Platinum Scratch-R Pt. 2[edit]
| After logging in on March 24th:
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Apu! I heard I could get a great deal on a randomized donut reward.
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Sorry, our Platinum Scratch-R promotion has expired until further notice.
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You gotta hook me up! I'm desperate!
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A desperate customer who needs something at the last minute...
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And so let the gouging begin.
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| System Message
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Your sad pleas have moved us. You get access to a second shot at the all new, limited time Platinum Scratch-R.
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Daily Challenges[edit]
| Quest
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Time
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Location
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| Acquire Chips [x350]
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| Acquire a Coaster [x5]
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| Acquire a Courtesy Chip [x5]
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| Acquire a Keychain [x5]
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| Acquire a Martini [x5]
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| Acquire a Show Ticket [x5]
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| Play Casino Games [x8]
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Homer's House of Cards
Cletus's Dice Den
Gaming Moe's
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| Play Cards
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Homer's House of Cards
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| Play Dice
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Cletus's Dice Den
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| Play Slots
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Gaming Moe's
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| Tap Gamblers [x20]
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| Make Apu Take Ganesha Gambling
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4h
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Burn's Casino
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| Make Johnny Tightlips Deliver a Threat
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| Make Tuxedo Krusty Hit on Cocktail Waitresses
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| Make Lisa Feel Superior to Gamblers
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| Make Lovejoy Count Cards for the Collection Plate
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| Make Ned Actively Abstain From Gambling
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| Make Paris Texan Blow Money with Style
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| Make Princess Kashmir Entertain Gamblers
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| Make Skinner Put Math to Actual Use
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| Make The Rich Texan Go Big or Go Home
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| Possible Rewards
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| 1,350
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| 20
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| 25
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| 25
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| 15
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| 10
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| 1
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| 3
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Currency Earning Jobs[edit]
| Building or Character
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Task or Job
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| Earns 110 and 10 every 4 hours
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| La Belle Frottage
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Leaving Some Things Best Left Untranslated
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| Earns 110 and 1 every 4 hours
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| The Rich Texan
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Go Big or Go Home
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| Princess Kashmir
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Entertain Gamblers
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| Johnny Tightlips
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Deliver a Threat
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| Paris Texan
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Blow Money with Style
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| Lisa
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Feel Superior to Gamblers
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| Tuxedo Krusty
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Hit on Cocktail Waitresses
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| Apu
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Take Ganesha Gambling
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| Ned
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Actively Abstain From Gambling
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| Skinner
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Put Math to Actual Use
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| Rev. Lovejoy
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Count Cards for the Collection Plate
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| Earns 1 every 24 hours
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| Chippy
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Tap
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| Image
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Name
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Costs
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Nero's Palace Arch
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7,850
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Nero's Palace Casino
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23,600
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Reclusive Mr. Burns
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55,150
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Chinese Acrobatic Theatre
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70,900
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Gabbo and Arthur
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102,450
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Prizes gameplay[edit]
Nero's Arch[edit]
| After obtaining Nero's Palace Arch:
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| System Message
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Matching Nero's Walls now available in the Store!
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Nero's Palace[edit]
| After obtaining Nero's Palace:
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How appropriate there's a casino named for a Roman emperor famed for his extravagance.
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It's named after my uncle Nero, famed for his eggplant parmigiana.
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The Bloviator[edit]
The Bloviator Pt. 1[edit]
| After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark:
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Smithers, I'm bored.
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I've done everything a billionaire can.
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Dated pop stars, bought politicians, endowed museums...
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Yes, your "Museum of Hatred of the Poor" has the lowest attendance of any in the country.
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You haven't run for political office yet.
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And I won't. I'm a billionaire, not a self-glorifying moronic egomaniac.
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Didn't know there was a difference, sir.
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Task: Make Burns Mope With Ennui (12h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward:  100 and 10
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The Bloviator Pt. 2[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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I've figured it out, Smithers. The one billionaire thing I've never done.
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I'm going to become an eccentric recluse, like my young friend Howard Hughes.
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He died unloved and alone, sir.
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Well, I won't make his mistake.
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I won't die.
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Task: Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Fade From the Public Eye (24h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Smithers Deny Requests for Access (24h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bloviator Pt. 3[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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I've brought you the mail, sir.
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Did you clean it thoroughly? It might be infected with one of the four humors. Bile or something.
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I think you're becoming a little obsessive.
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Nonsense. Now bring me a pink napkin.
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I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster "Ice Station Zebra."
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Yep, Howard Hughes really did that.
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Task: Make Smithers Do All the Work (12h, Burns' Casino)
Task: Make Mr. Burns Watch "Ice Station Zebra" (12h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bloviator Pt. 4[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Sir, you need to come out of this movie screening room. You have a casino and power plant to run.
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Sorry. Recluse.
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Can I at least take away some of these jars of urine?
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No! I just finished arranging them in a perfect pent-heptagon.
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You're covered in germs, Smithers. I banish you from my presence.
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From now on, I want my chicken and milk delivered by drone.
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Task: Make Reclusive Burns Sink Into Obscurity (4h, Burns' Casino)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Bloviator Pt. 5[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Burns, you can't continue to live by yourself in a darkened penthouse on top of a casino hotel.
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They need the penthouse for Pitbull.
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That chrome-dome gallimaufry? He's still a thing?
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Oh, very well. I'm starting to miss spending time with my fellow humans.
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Setting hounds on them... dropping them down trap doors...
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Yes, you're what America needs more of: billionaires messing around with us.
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Task: Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Feel Sunlight on His Face (8h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Chinese Acrobatic Theatre[edit]
| After obtaining Chinese Acrobatic Theatre:
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Finally, entertainment I can get into.
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"Exotic contortionism."
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Exactly how I defend my decisions as a mayor.
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Heaven Won't Wait[edit]
Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 1[edit]
| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark:
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Well, Crandall, another triumphant performance.
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Yes, Gabbo, it's wonderful to see an audience touched by the transcendence of ventriloquism.
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We are, in reality, angels sent from heaven, commanded by God to help troubled marriages.
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Darn it, Luann, why do you always make fun of my bald spot?
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We have found our next project.
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Task: Make Gabbo Plan an Intervention (8h, Orange House)
Task: Make Arthur Touch Base With Heaven (24h, First Church of Springfield)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 2[edit]
| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark:
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So let me get this straight, Crandall. We're angels sent to save Kirk and Luann's marriage.
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But God has disguised us as a ventriloquist and his dummy.
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Not the easiest set up to work with.
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"Hey, I'm a ventriloquist's dummy. Let me solve your intimacy problems."
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Look, we were throwing around ideas, I pitched "ventriloquist," God said go with it.
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You have a problem with His Ineffable Word?
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I have no problem with His Ineffable Word.
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Task: Make Gabbo Mutter Angrily To Himself (4h, Orange House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 3[edit]
| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark:
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Pardon me, Mr. Van Houten. I know you're angry with your wife.
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But I am an angel sent to bring you and Luann back together.
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I shall show you a vision of how sad your life would be if you'd never met her.
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That'll totally work on me. But Luann...
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Don't worry. My fellow angel Gabbo is plying his powers on Luann right now.
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So, Luann, Kirk seems like an okay dude...
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Aaahh!!! Help!!! This creepy little dummy is talking!!!
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Where's my taser? Where's my taser?!
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Task: Make Gabbo Get Tased (1h, Orange House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 4[edit]
| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark:
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I have succeeded in my mission as an angel, Gabbo. Kirk is once more smitten with his wife.
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I assume you've been equally successful with Luann.
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No, Crandall, I haven't.
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In fact, Luann tased the hell out of me.
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But we're supposed to move on to our next task! Dr. Hibbert is being handsy with his nurse.
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Hey! I used to be an angel. Now, I'm a taser-charred lump of wood operated by a hand up my butt.
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I don't give a crap about Dr. Hibbert's freakin' nurse!
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Task: Make Gabbo Rant (8h, Orange House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Heaven Won't Wait Pt. 5[edit]
| After tapping on Gabbo and Arthur's exclamation mark:
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Nice job, Gabbo. You had to go complaining about our assignment as angels.
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God's omnipresent. He's always eavesdropping. And he does not turn his other cheek to criticism.
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Now we've been demoted to angels that help cats stuck in trees.
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Anything so we don't have to deal with those idiot Van Houtens.
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No, that job's been passed up to the top angel in the area.
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Mr. Teeny? Well good luck to him.
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Task: Make Gabbo Help Cats Stuck in Trees (24h, Trees)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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High Roller Bonus[edit]
| After obtaining all Act prizes:
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Task: Collect Blue Chips [x8500]
Reward: 1/2/3
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Players Club Points Awarded[edit]
| Image
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Name
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| Nero's Palace Arch
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 120
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| Nero's Palace Casino, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre
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240
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| Peacock Lounge, Reclusive Mr. Burns, Gabbo and Arthur
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480
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Minigames[edit]
Homer's House of Card Guide
Gaming Moe's 5 Tokens Gameplay Guide
Cletus' Dice Den 5 Tokens Gameplay Guide
Homer's House of Card 5 Tokens Gameplay Guide
Gaming Moe's[edit]
Gaming Moe's Sticker Cheat Message
Gaming Moe's Sticker Cheat
Gaming Moe's Kick Cheat Message
| No match:
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No match. Just like me dating online.
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| Pair:
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Match two out of three and win... symbols in the machine, or blotches on my face.
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| Triple:
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Hey, the machine's not supposed to let people win!
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| Sticker cheat:
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| System Message
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Moe's not paying attention. Tap that middle reel and make it better.
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Huh? I coulda swore you didn't get nothing that time, but it looks like you're a big winner.
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| Kick cheat:
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| System Message
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Reels are stuck! Pound on that stupid machine and make it cough up a decent win!
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That's right, it's like a drunk... You gotta kick it once in a while to wake it up.
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Cletus' Dice Den[edit]
Cletus' Dice Den Pick Lucky Number Screen
Cletus' Dice Den Lucky Number Cheat Message
Cletus' Dice Den Lucky Number Cheat
Cletus' Dice Den Tricky Dice Cheat Message
Cletus' Dice Den Tricky Dice Cheat
| Win:
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Woo! I don't know figgerin' too good, but that looks like a match.
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You roll dice better'n my cousin Joe, and he's got six fingers.
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Your lucky number sure is lucky!
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Nice one! Have some compliment'ry squirrel chitlins.
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Wee! You musta brung your lucky possum nose.
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| Lose:
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Could be worse. At least you ain't a hillbilly.
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Oh! Thought you had it, but then, I been half-blind since that last batch of 'shine.
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Dang. Just like I lost every roll of the dice in my genetics.
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Sorry, but that'll happen if you let Brandine blow on dice for luck.
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Time to declare a feud agin' them dice.
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| Lucky Number cheat:
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| System Message
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This game is clearly fixed! Show Cletus you really meant to pick a different Lucky Number.
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Lookit that, I could of swore you were going to lose!
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| Trick Dice cheat:
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| System Message
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Cletus has a temporary touch of 'Shine Blindness'. Swap in some trick dice and grab yourself a big win!
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Dang! You don't see that too often. Must be a big win!
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Homer's House of Cards[edit]
Homer's House of Cards Nothing
Homer's House of Cards Pair
Homer's House of Cards 2 Pair
Homer's House of Cards 3-of-a-Kind
Homer's House of Cards Full House
Homer's House of Cards 4-of-a-Kind
Homer's House of Cards Royal Flush
Homer's House of Cards Royal Sampler
Homer's House of Cards Blackjack Cheat Message
Homer's House of Cards Blackjack Cheat
| Nothing:
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Aw, a fat lot of nothing.
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| Pair:
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Woo hoo! You grew a pair!
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| 2 pair:
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Woo hoo! Two pair! In my face!
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| 3-of-a-kind:
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Three of a kind... have a half-eaten pork chop on the house.
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| Full House:
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Full House! John Stamos says congratulations.
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| 4-of-a-kind:
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Four of a kind. Just like "One Direction" after Zayn left.
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| Royal Flush:
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Royal Flush! That's incredibly lucky. You should be gambling real money.
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| Royal Sampler:
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A Royal Sampler! You are the Chosen One.
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| 5-of-a-Kind: (unreleased)
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I like my cards how I like my beer: five of a kind.
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| Blackjack cheat:
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| System Message
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Homer is having a flashback to his days as a blackjack dealer. Roll with it and win big!
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Woo hoo! Blackjack!
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| Blackjack and Royal Sampler rewards 400 or 2,000 if 5 tokens are used.
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Old Characters' New Jobs[edit]
| Character
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Time
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Task
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Building
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| Act
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| Lou
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3h
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Security Work
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Nero's Palace Casino
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| Wolfcastle
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16h
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Prepare for an Action Role
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Chinese Acrobatic Theatre
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| Premium
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| Mrs. Muntz
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10h
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Sweep Out the Aisles
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Peacock Lounge
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| Item
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Start date
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End date
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| All times are 8am GMT.
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| Act 3
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March 17th
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March 29th
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| Platinum Stratch-Rs
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March 24th
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March 27th
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| Refer A Friend Card (30 Donuts)
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March 17th
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March 23rd
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| Peacock Lounge, Nero's Wall, Springfield Falls, Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino, Pow-Wow's Casino Sign
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March 30th
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Conform-O-Meter[edit]
| BUILDING OR ITEM
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RATING
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POINTS
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| Peacock Lounge
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Vanity
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100
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| Nero's Palace Arch
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| Springfield Falls
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| Chinese Acrobatic Theatre
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50
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| Pow-Wow's Casino Sign
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Vanity
Bonus $ and XP
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400
2%
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| Nero's Palace Casino
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Consumerism
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10
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| Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino
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| Nero's Wall
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Righteousness
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10
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Other changes made[edit]
March 22 Update ("4_19_Easter2016_Patch1_Postlaunch")[edit]
- Fixed a glitch not awarding Daily Challenge prize after playing casino's minigames.
- Added the ability to play casino's minigames with 5 tokens to earn 5 times the prize in one go. (Requires the user to have 25 Game Tokens or more)
March 29 Update (4.19.5; "4_19_Casino_Takedown")[edit]
- Burns' Casino, Cletus's Dice Den, Homer's House of Cards and Gaming Moe's are now storable.
- La Belle Frottage can now be placed on boardwalk and ornate pier tiles.
- Burns' Casino now has a 8h task: Giving the Gift of Gambling.
- Cletus's Dice Den now has a 4h task: Rolling the Hillbilly Delicacy... Snake Eyes.
- Homer's House of Cards now has a 4h task: Miscounting Cards.
- Gaming Moe's now has a 4h task: Giving Better Odds Than The Love Tester.
- Burns' Casino's minigames are no longer playable.
- Lucius Sweet and Drederick Tatum's Promote Fight animation was fixed.
- Moe's Work at Gaming Moe's, Cletus' Work at the Dice Den and Homer's Deal Cards are now permanent.
- Springfield Falls now has a 1.5% Bonus $ and XP.
- Maggie's crawling animation was fixed.
- Opening the Money Mountain and World's Largest Redwood guide doesn't produce a sound anymore.
- The app icon and the splashscreen were changed back.
- The landing point has been moved back to normal.
- Spotlights' appearance in the menu were changed to smaller.
- Chippy now pays out the same similar as the Spucklers, depending on how long he's been collecting money, 100 every 4 hours, till it reaches 500 in 20 hours.
- Instead of beginning from the start of the inventory section every time, the game now memorises the last spot visited in each section.
- La Belle Frottage now pays out $90 and 10 XP every 4 hours.
Sources[edit]
 Overview at Tapped Out - Update Information
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