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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018 content update/Bart Royale/Prizes and Craftable Gameplay

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Bared in Bronze[edit]

After placing Bare Bronze:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart! Why is there a giant statue of you baring your... um-
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png My butt? My tush? My keister?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sigh, I'd so hoped to protect you from those words. I've finally lost that battle.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, but that battle was lost when I turned four.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

General Mischief[edit]

General Mischief Pt. 1[edit]

After placing Training Grounds:
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Okay babies, pull up your training pants and put down your baby bottles.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png He doesn't know how accurate that statement is.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png It's time to get serious. I need you all running drills until sundown. Now get to it!
Task: Make Youngsters Train Until Sundown [x5] (12h, Training Grounds)
On job start:
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I must protest - I was born a lover not a fighter! Although I've done neither.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png My dad told me about his time in the army... I was expecting a preemptive dishonorable discharge like he got.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I can't feel my hands. Which means I can be my own stranger-danger!
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Okay, forget running drills, there's no actual sundown in this town any way.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

General Mischief Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Okay let's try this again.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Pretend your parents sent you to bed but made the mistake of not turning on your baby monitors...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Whee, I suddenly have so much energy! I'm getting away with stuff!
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png NOW MOVE IT, MAGGOTS!
Task: Make Youngsters Train Until Sundown [x5] (12h, Training Grounds)
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Milhouse, bedtime!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon - Sleeping.png *snores*
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Well, now we know what war is good for!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bart of War[edit]

Bart of War Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Come on, Milhouse. We're late for gym class.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I don't want to go, Bart.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png My head still stings from dodgeball last week.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Today is floor hockey. It's a whole different kind of sting.
Task: Make Bart Attend Gym Class (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Youngsters Attend Gym Class [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary)
On job start:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png This equipment sucks! This hockey stick is a banana taped to a broom handle!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png And the hockey puck smells weird.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's yesterday's cafeteria special – stuffed beef biscuit!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Tell Willie when you're through playin'. He'll warm yer puck up for his dinner.
On job end:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Skinner, you've gotta give us better hockey equipment!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Sorry, Simpson. The budget is shot for the year. You'll have to purchase pucks yourself.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No one tells me to go puck myself! This means war!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bart of War Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png First, I'm going to need to do some reconnaissance.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png I know teachers, and I know they always spend school funds on something for themselves.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png I just need to sniff it out.
Task: Make General Bart Conduct Commando Raid (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out General Bart Icon - Commando.png A new cappuccino maker, a 4k TV, and a massage chair!?
Tapped Out General Bart Icon - Commando.png They're blowing the whole school budget on teachers' lounge junk!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bart of War Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Milhouse, get the division together.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay, but there aren't many boys around... jock itch outbreak.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Tough times demand tough decisions -- you'll have to get the girls, too.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I have a hard time talking to girls.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Imagine they're boys who smell good and tell them all to meet at the front of the school.
Task: Make General Bart Rally the Troops (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Milhouse Recruit Kids (4h, Springfield Elementary)
On job start:
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Fellow students! I stand before you today not as the cowabunga kid... but as a reluctant soldier fighting the corruption of our wannabe educators!
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png And what is their lesson? Look out for yourself, at the expense of those you are responsible for.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bart of War Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Alpha Unit, flood the gym. Bravo, egg the teachers' cars. Charlie, set off the sprinklers in the teachers' lounge.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Milhouse, you're with me.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes! What unit are we?
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png The nuclear unit.
Task: Make General Bart Go to War (8h, Springfield Elementary)
On job start:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png All the junk you destroyed is covered by insurance, Simpson. You're only helping us get new things.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Then you leave me no choice... Milhouse, time to go nuclear!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png *whines* Mommy! I got a boo-boo from gym class!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And the gym floor ate my shorts!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What? Not your trademark blue shorts?! I'll be taking this to the highest level!
On job end:
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png SKIN-NNNER! Why am I being barraged with calls from parents bellyaching about the gym?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Sir, it's difficult to maintain a proper environment for a physical education class.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png I noticed a lot of new contraptions in your teachers' lounge. Trade those in for new dodgeballs, football flags, or whatever these parents are griping about. I'll not have them interrupting my golf day.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Yes, sir.
Tapped Out General Bart Icon.png Kids beat grown-ups once again! The battle is won, but the war of youth continues!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

RubeTube[edit]

RubeTube Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Is that Pyro?
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Hey kiddo. How 'bout an autograph? Not yours. Mine.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'll pass. What have you been up to?
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png I'm in a competition for a trophy named Luann.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Oh, hey Chase. We had some fun times...
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png Fun, fun times...
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png But I'm back with Kirk.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh, man! Out Van Houten'd by a Kirk!
Task: Make Pyro Figure Out What He'll Do Next (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png I need to be more than Luann's ex-lover. It's time I got back into the stunt business.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

RubeTube Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Hey kid, how's the film business around here?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Pretty dead.
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Television?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If Krusty's the best show, you've got a problem.
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png What do people watch!?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Mostly ViewTube. Here, check out this guy. He makes top ten hits by GETTING hit.
Task: Make Bart Watch a ViewTube Top 10 With Pyro (1h, Simpson House, Pyro)
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Airbursts? Flash Pots? Gerbs? Pyrotechnics cost money. How can he afford these?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png He's sponsored and has tons of followers. He makes more money now then you ever did on TV.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

RubeTube Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png If any Joe Schmo can film falls, hits, and explosions like this, then I can! I spent years as a stuntman and television performer.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There's a little more to it than just pointing a camera at yourself...
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Mmmm...doesn't look like it to me.
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png One question though: Are cameras still as big as a toolbox and sit on your shoulder?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Here, let's order you a NoPro.
Task: Make Pyro Order a Modern Camera (8h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

RubeTube Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pyro Icon - Camera.png Hey Pyro-maniacs! Pyro here broadcasting my first video.
Tapped Out Pyro Icon - Camera.png I'm going to show you some classic stunts from my day.
Tapped Out Pyro Icon - Camera.png None of this snorting cinnamon or taking golf balls to the nards nonsense. No, these stunts could actually kill me!
Tapped Out Pyro Icon - Camera.png Are you ready to be thrilled!? The heat is on, so let's go!
Task: Make Pyro Perform Stunts (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

RubeTube Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Pyro's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Okay, how do I get this into the tube webs?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Let's check out what you got.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *laughs hysterically* You've got the camera pointed at your face the whole time! All we see are your dippy facial expressions.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You look like you're cleaning up barf and are about to blow chow yourself. I am definitely uploading this!
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png NO!
Task: Make Bart Upload Embarrassing Video (1h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png I don't know how I can face my fans now.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Pyro! You've got two million views already! And a puke sawdust company wants to sign you to a commercial series!
Tapped Out Pyro Icon.png Pyro is back!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

OutlandsGate[edit]

After placing Outlands Gate:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There, now that the gate's in place, no one will be able to get in without permission!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Uh, Homer, how is that cruddy gate going to keep anyone out?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It says, "keep out", and everyone knows signs can't be disobeyed!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wait, what happened to my lunch last week then? I had a pretty clear note on it!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I ate the note. Then I ate your lunch because there wasn't a note on it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Outlands Water Tower[edit]

After placing Outlands Water Tower:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There, finally we have a water tower.
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Wow, Homer, how are you getting the water up there?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Proper Prepping[edit]

Proper Prepping Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png This is it: society has finally giving way to mankind's primal instincts.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png In these end times, you've either got a go bag, or a toe-tag.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png And I don't do open-toe footwear!
Task: Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Get Her Go Bag (1h, Marketing Agency)
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png My go bag has gone south with mold. Everything is ruined!
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png These Kwik-E-Mart Survival Bars say, "Good until 2030". Apu, I've only had them for three days!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png "Good until 2030" is military time for 8:30 PM. It looks like you need to purchase more Survival Bars.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Proper Prepping Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png I need to rebuild my entire go bag.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png I have to hurry before the chaos and destruction of life as we know it begins.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Time for my favorite kind of shopping; rapid-fire shopping!
Task: Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Shoot Around Town (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Proper Prepping Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png All right, I've got my energy bars, water purifiers, solar-powered radio, solar-powered toothbrush, solar-powered cooler, and solar-powered blender.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Lindsey Naegle doesn't do any day, doomsday or otherwise, without a frozen sangria.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png I've just got to fit all that, my defensive weapons, and some clean underwear into this bag.
Task: Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Pack Her Go Bag (4h, Marketing Agency
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Proper Prepping Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png It's go time!
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Oof, this is uh, heavy.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png I'll just use this tire jack to help it on.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Good...to...go.
Task: Make Prepper Lindsey Naegle Bug Out (8h)
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Okay, this isn't going to work.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png I'll just wait it out in the Marketing Agency penthouse.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png The paranoid CEO had it built to withstand a 99% chance of his overthrow.
Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon.png It did a pretty good job until he used the employees' restroom. That's where they always get you.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Growing Pains[edit]

Growing Pains Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Argh! The ultra-limited-edition Malibu Stacy Retro doll sold out online before it was even available!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How can I show I'm cool and hip, like my classmates, without it?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Lisa, that's the third online rage out you've had this week.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Girls, pack your bags we're going "Outing".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think you mean "on an outing".
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I meant what I said. We're revisiting our Outlands home to get back to what's important in life.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *happy squeal*
Task: Make Simpsons Girls Go "Outing" [x3] (2h, Outlands Simpsons House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This place is disgusting.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Sometimes disgusting can be fun! Did Marge Simpson just say that? Yes, she did!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And look at Maggie -- so cute in just her diaper and spikey hair.
Tapped Out Outlands Maggie Icon.png *shifty eyes*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Growing Pains Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's something disturbing about how easily Maggie "goes feral" whenever we're put in dangerous situations.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png "Goes feral"? Lisa, that is your sister!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png She just wrestled a honey badger, one of nature's most vicious animals, and scared it off.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And why did she do it? To get you a nice burrow to sleep in tonight, that's why.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It is a cozy burrow. Way to go, Mags.
Tapped Out Outlands Maggie Icon.png *shifty eyes*
Task: Make Outlands Maggie Embrace Feral Nature (24h, Outlands Simpsons House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Growing Pains Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, where's Maggie?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png After she shooed away all the animals, she stays outside all the time now.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png She's in the yard now. Probably looking for butterflies or ladybugs.
Tapped Out Outlands Maggie Icon.png *shifty eyes*
Task: Make Outlands Maggie Protect Her Territory (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Growing Pains Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Outlands Maggie Icon.png *threatening stare*
Tapped Out Outlands Baby Icon.png *threatening stare*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom? Did you know there are other babies around here? They don't look too friendly.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well Maggie likes them and they seem to be having a good time playing with each other.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don't tell me you're jealous that Maggie has more friends than you?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All right, I won't tell you that then.
Task: Make Outlands Maggie Improve Outlands Social Skills (4h, Outlands Simpsons House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png My word! Maggie, how did you get up there?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, my sweet, non-speaking, wild child. That's it. Lisa, I'm sorry for dismissing your warnings. We're going home.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *whispering* Good job, Sis.
Tapped Out Outlands Maggie Icon.png *wink*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Damaged Jebediah Statue[edit]

After unlocking Damaged Jebediah Statue:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Constantly repairing that statue is really starting to eat into my embezzlements...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ruined Lard Lad[edit]

After unlocking Ruined Lard Lad:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png YOU MANIACS! You blew up our finest citizen -- an innocent lad pushing lard!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Emperor's New Lows[edit]

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey barkeep, where's the beer I haven't asked for yet but was thinking about?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now where is it already?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Listen Homer, I'm not some lowlife, minimum-wage booze slinger you can boss around.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png On second thought, I'm all of those things.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You know, I think it's time for some confidence boosting over here.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Time to break out the ol' Emperor getup from when I was running the town and remind people how I helped them through tough times.
Task: Make Moe Dig Up Emperor Moe Outfit (1h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon - Lampshade.png Was this it? No, too highfalutin.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Here we go.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What'd you do, get a second job as a traffic cone?
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png I'm going to go survey my kingdom, so I'm closin' up.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I hope you're talking about your robe. 'Cause your crown jewels are showing.
Task: Make Emperor Moe Survey His Kingdom (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Ugh, my kingdom is looking rough.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Rats, roaches, and rubbish as far as the eye can see. And that's what I call the Clean District.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png It's time to give gunk and grime the bum's rush. I'll get my subjects to scrub out this stink hole.
Task: Make Emperor Moe Speak to Businesses (8h, Businesses)
On job start:
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Subjects of Kwik-E-Mart! I decree that ye shall clean this joint up.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Crazy talk from an abominable man in a bath robe?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I better do as the gargoyle says, before he tries to eat my face.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Emperor's New Lows Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png All right, I gave all the businesses the business so that outta do it.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Those places sure were givin' me a lot of weird looks though.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png I ain't the prettiest princess in the kingdom, but most of 'em were just rude.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Anyhoo... time to hear the exaltation of the people.
Task: Make Emperor Moe Defend His Title (1h)
On job start:
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Okay, who threw the Molotov cocktail? You trying to make me into a Flaming Moe?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png We hardly listen to Mayor Quimby, what makes you think we'd listen to you?
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Excuse me for trying to give this town some positive direction.
On job end:
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png All right, maybe the people aren't ready for my leadership again.
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png I was able to drain the dregs from all those booze bottles the haters tossed at me though!
Tapped Out Emperor Moe Icon.png Time to go water it down and refill the royal coffers.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Hydration Ostentation[edit]

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, is it snowing indoors? I am surrounded by white flakes.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png No, sir. It appears your skin is in a shed cycle.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ah, then it's time for a rejuvenation cycle.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Now, which mansion did I hide Ponce de León's Fountain of Youth in again?
Task: Make Burns Remember Where He Hid Fountain of Youth (8h, Burns Manor)
On job start:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Hmm, this isn't it.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I'll just have to check all of them. Sometimes I think it's hardly worth having dozens of mansions.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh yes, silly me. It's the mansion covered in youthful water.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Hidden in plain sight. Masterful deception, sir.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Thank you. Now let's get my regeneration started. My hand has become translucent.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I've always been able to see through to your soul, sir.
Task: Make Burns Hydrate (1h, Water Baron Burns Mansion)
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey, look at Burnsie. He looks radiant!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, nice, Mr. Burns. What's your secret?
Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon.png Discover it and you'll die!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon.png That's just splendid. Now every Thomas, Richard, and Harold are going to come knocking on my gate, asking for the secrets of eternal youth.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You found it on your own, with minimum loss of life. So, they can, too!
Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon.png And it's not like I flaunt it in their faces.
Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon.png Although, I do like the sound of that.
Task: Make Water Baron Burns Flaunt Hydration (4h, Water Baron Burns Mansion)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hydration Ostentation Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon - Wet.png Well, that was enjoyable.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Indeed, wet and wild, sir.
Tapped Out Water Baron Burns Icon - Wet.png Grab that towel, will you? I am in need of serious blotting.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Say no more, sir! I was born to blot.
Task: Make Water Baron Burns Get Dried Off With Smithers (2h, Water Baron Burns Mansion, Smithers)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

In the Navy[edit]

In the Navy Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png All right, a cool new battleship!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So, you're what, now? Admiral of the Springfield Navy?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, if the Swiss are allowed a navy then so am I!
Task: Make Bart Tour the Decks (4h, Battlescape)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Everything's looking ship shape...literally, I mean, it's the shape of a ship.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now I just need to shanghai a crew!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

In the Navy Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, Milhouse, how'd you like to help crew my new battleship?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You betcha! I'll be your second in command any day!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Eh, I was thinking more of bilge pump boy.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The lowest part of the ship? Aye-aye, Cap'n! There's no low I won't stoop to!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Great! Now let's get the rest of the crew together!
Task: Make Youngsters Crew the Battlescape [x5] (4h, Battlescape)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Ugh, this wasn't a good idea. I'm so seasick.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We haven't left dry land yet!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20