The Simpsons: Tapped Out Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018 content update/Bart Royale/Premium Gameplay

Spite the Hans That Sees You

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 1

After tapping on Hans Mechman's exclamation mark: System online. Seeking targets. The robots have risen up, again! Oh, never mind, this one looks like it fell out of a children's book. Target acquired. Dad, help! Not my dad. A good dad, help! Lesson administered. The giant tea kettle spanked me. Task: Make Hans Mechman Seek Targets (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Is it just me, or does the robot's head look like Mr. Moleman? So, it looks like a shriveled prune shuffling in baggy pants and slippers? Repeated youth disrespect recorded. Combat Mode engaged. Task: Make Hans Mechman Annihilate Targets (4h) On job start: I'm a goner for sure! *blast* It missed. Ha-ha! It's got Moleman's eyesight. This thing couldn't hit the broad side of a Bart. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It seems to have a problem when Bart mocks it. All right, spit it out "Hans Goober". Did you make a robot to target Springfield's youth? Thirty years ago, I was badgered by a group of boys. I swore that someday I would have my revenge, but wasn't sure how I would get it given I was in the same shape then, as I am now. Then I saw a movie about cybernetic robots killing some punks and it came to me. Now it's finally complete and revenge will be mine! Mechman, attack-k-k! Energy low. Please replace sixty D batteries. Enough power for long SIGHHHHHH... Task: Make Hans Mechman Recharge (8h, Brown House) If the user has Hans Moleman: Task: Make Hans Moleman Replace Batteries (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Spite the Hans That Sees You Pt. 4

After tapping on Hans Mechman's exclamation mark: Power on. Firmware updated. Resuming mission. Bart, I don't suppose you've learned a lesson from before and will mind your manners now? What are manners? I want to see what else this robo-fossil can fail at. Mocking registered. Modern combat protocols engaged. Task: Make Hans Mechman Engage in Digital Warfare (12h, Simpson House) On job start: "Digital warfare"? What kind of lame...hey...it's hacking into my phone! It's in my Facelook profile, Liking pages for old farts! Haw-haw, you Liked medicated butt powder! On job end: Chief, aren't you going to do something about this? Not much I can do. Springfield has an "Eye for an Eye" law. Really surprised he hasn't taken your eye. 'Cause that would be fine too. Good point. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Triumph of Ill

Triumph of Ill Pt. 1

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark: I finally made it out...oh sweet sunshine on my terribly pale face! Wendell! Where have you been this whole time? I was in the arcade when the whole building shook. I got so sick to my stomach I've been in the bathroom for what feels like years. It was years. There's been an "out of order" sign on that stall since I was six. Let me catch you up on things. Task: Make Bart Explain Everything to Wendell Borton (4h, Simpson House, Wendell Borton) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 2

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark: That's the last time I let my sensitive stomach get the best of me! There must be a way to beat it. Sometimes things can be overcome by training your body to power through it. Most sailors get sea sick their first tour, but their bodies are forced to overcome it to survive. Then that's what I'll do. Where do I sign up to be a pirate? Pirates aren't cool anymore. Blame Johnny Depp. There has to be something I can do to overcome this. Maybe I can get ideas from the school library? Task: Make Wendell Borton Look at Exciting Careers in School Library (8h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 3

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark: I've got it! I found something! You actually discovered something useful in an elementary school library? No, but when I was staring out the window I saw the monkey bars. I've always been terrified of playing on them because of my fear of heights. I'll spend all day on them. Surely that will cure it. Or give you tetanus! Task: Make Wendell Borton Face the Monkey Bars (8h, Monkey Bars) On job start: I'm doing it! I'm not only playing on the monkey bars. I'm WALKING on the monkey bars, I'm SWINGING on the monkey bars, I'm-- Oh no... *sickening gurgle* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 4

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark: I...I...made it. I didn't throw up. You sure you're not dizzy? Don't say "dizzy"... Or queasy, or woozy, or egg salad sandwich sitting in the sun... Oh, no...it's the big one! Task: Make Wendell Borton Get Extremely Sick (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Triumph of Ill Pt. 5

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark: I'll never get over this. I'll always get motion sick. I'll never be able to do anything fun or anything with motion in it. Hey there, kiddo. I couldn't help overhearing your predicament. Mostly 'cause I'm nosey. Listen, when I was a kid I went through the same thing. And you know how I got through it? You started jumping buses and canyons on your motorcycle? No, those are all video tricks. Never happened. Your trick should be throwing up BEFORE you get sick. When I'm feeling queasy thinking about a high-flying stunt, I lean into it and blow chow before the stunt. If you replay some of my old stunts you'll see me dry-heaving like crazy under the ramp. Task: Make Wendell Borton Control His Sickness (1h, Monkey Bars) I've thrown up so much I don't have any energy to play... Son, you're dehydrated! Let me ask, do you feel dizzy, queasy, woozy? How 'bout a warm egg salad sandwich. *CHUCKLES* Egg salad? Oh no... Quest reward: 200 and 20

Botched Ball

Botched Ball Pt. 1

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: Hey, Bart! Want to have a game of one-on-one dodgeball? Sure, get rid of Milhouse so you can't make some lucky catch off his face. I make face catches like that in my sleep. Face catches are weak! Not when they're coming off your face! Task: Make Erik Take on Bart (3h, Dodgeball Court, Bart) Hey Kid! I was just passing by when I happened to look up from my champagne bottle and saw some of your sweet moves. I've been planning to put together a sports team, and I think you could be just the ticket to kicking it off. A dodgeball team? Is that what this is? Well, as long as it's got an international circuit to promote that's all that matters. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 2

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: Okay, Mr. Sweet. What's the first item on our trip to the top? First is the training montage. Run around town practicing your skills. Set it to some music so everyone is inspired by how hard you're working. Um, okay. But people don't really practice dodgeball outside of a court. Everything can be practiced outside. Now show me some hustle! Task: Make Erik Practice Dodgeball (4h) On job start: Maybe this isn't so bad. *hits dodgeball* *smack* Hey! Uh, sorry! I'll throw it this way. Did someone get the license plate of that truck? This is going to be a long training... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 3

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: What's next in my rise to the top? Gotta build excitement for your debut. We need press all over town to reach an audience of your peers. But my peers are all kids. They don't get all over town. Hmm, true. I guess we'll have to just double-down on the adult press! Do adults even watch news anymore? The ones with lots of money to throw around at sport events do! Task: Make Erik Get Interviewed by School Paper (4h, Springfield Elementary, Lisa) Task: Make Erik Get Interviewed by Channel 6 News (4h, Channel 6 or Brown House) I think that went well. Here, have a drink. This will keep your energy up. *drinks* Thanks, Mr. Sweet. Whew, that's got a dodgeball-size kick. What was in that? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 4

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: All-right-already-already-all-right! Let's dodge some ball! Dodge ball! Dodge ball! Dodge that ball! I could dodge the sun right now. Dodge-spin-dodge-jump. Dodge ball! Erik, have you been taking performance enhancing substances? Drugs? I-don't-take-drugs. What-makes-you-think-I-take-drugs? Drugs are for slugs. Did I make that up? I'm awesome! You're kind of wired and talking nonsense. Task: Make Erik Blow Off Some Energy (2h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Lisa Test the Drink Cup (8h, Police Station) Here's your test, Lisa. Let's see what we have here. I hate reading science. Tri...methyl..xan... Oh God, the kid's on meth! Just remember, I called it first! Let me see that. Caffeine. The words you can't pronounce are the chemical formula of caffeine. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Botched Ball Pt. 5

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark: Mr. Sweet? I think I need another drink. I'm really crashing here. Don't do it, Erik! Mr. Sweet has been feeding you caffeine! But that's a banned substance in elementary dodgeball competition! Aye it is, and such a violation comes with extreme penalties. Bring him to the whipping stone! Too harsh, Willie. The penalty is a one-game suspension. I never get to use me whipping stone. Task: Make Erik Sit Out a Game (4h, Springfield Elementary) My professional dodgeball career is over. Don't sweat it. Some football kid will get caught throwing a game to cover his dad's gambling addiction and they'll forget all about this. I guess that'll give me time to work on my game. I wonder if Bart's up for another? Quest reward: 200 and 20

Con Err

Con Err Pt. 1

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark: Nothing like the noxious smell of the Springfield tire fire to remind me I'm free. My offspring's been sprung! Let's get something to eat and catch up, dad to little dude. Sounds good, Daddy. While I am sad it must exist, it's good to see the criminal reform system at work. Task: Make Jeremy Jailbird Share a Meal With Snake (4h, Krusty Burger, Snake) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 2

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark: The first item on my court mandated release says I need to make "amends". I have no idea what that means. "Amends" means paying back the community for the damage you caused. Sorry, I'm behind on reading skills. All the juvie library has are Itchy & Scratchy picture books. But, I have learned how to gut a cat and make use of every part of the body. While Springfield has a stray cat problem, I think you'll want to find a less violent way to make amends. Task: Make Jeremy Jailbird Think of Ways to Make Amends (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 3

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark: Daddy helped me figure out how to make amends. I'll sell these Con-bears to raise money for the Juvenile Correctional programs. When you "release" it from the box, you discover that each bear is messed up in some way. You can collect them all to see just how badly the Springfield juvenile system needs your help. Wow, that sounds perfect! Task: Make Jeremy Jailbird Sell Con-Bears (8h) On job start: Check it out, Milhouse! Junior Jailbird is selling convict teddy bears. I bet he's got an angle. He's pocketing the money for himself or something. Bart! He's doing a wonderful thing to help a juvenile system that you will probably go through some day! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 4

After tapping on Jeremy Jailbird's exclamation mark: All right Pops, I've sold all the bears. That's my boy! Now, let's grab some grub. I've got some Father and Son nighttime activities planned. Yay! Are we playing "Nab and Grab"? That's the only game Daddy knows! Task: Make Jeremy Jailbird Play a Game With Snake (12h, Snake) I've been ro-diddly-obbed! My VCR! It's gone! Who took it, the 1980's? I needed that! I haven't transferred my bible stories to DVD yet. We're still figuring out if laser technology is the Devil's work or not. Aaaaah! My Blu-Ray player has been yoinked too! Can it be? The Simpsons must turn to streaming? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Con Err Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: It's interesting that we were all robbed after buying Con-Bears. I should have known. There's a camera for an eye and a Wi-Fi antenna for a tail. Bears don't have tails! The Turley's used these cuddly plushies to scope out houses in Springfield and then rob them. Whoa, like, that is an ugly accusation to make about a dad and his little dude. I think it's time to bury some evidence, Dad. Totally. Task: Make Jeremy Jailbird Throw Away Evidence (4h) Well, I haven't recovered any evidence. What about these bears? We can't keep blaming everything that goes wrong in this town on these camera bears. Even though it sure would save a lot of paperwork. Instead, we'll just use 'em for traffic cameras! I guess Jeremy helped the community after all. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Simpler Livin'

Simpler Livin' Pt. 1

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark: Don't that bust a hump! Urban sprawl has finally climbed up my mountain. Best get the lay of the land; see what kinda threats are out there and iffin' I need to poke some holes in the system with my smokin' hole poker. Task: Place Stop Sign [x2] Task: Make Mountain Man Shoot Stop Signs (4h, Stop Sign) On job start: Hold up there, Shoot to Swill! You can't keep blasting holes in the first stop sign you see. Town ordnances state a five shot maximum per sign. Do you know how much goes into replacing a sign? We gotta put down cones and...it's just a whole thing. We don't want that kind of hassle. On job end: Hey feller, here's a tip from yokel to Mountain Man: use bird-shot to get around the five shot law. They's ain't much left after five blasts of all them BB's. Right nice tip, pal! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Simpler Livin' Pt. 2

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark: Say, what do you think about givin' me the penny tour around here? "Penny"? 'Round these parts tours cost a nickel. Blasted city prices. What a rip-off! I's don't make the rules. Fine. Let's get on with it. Task: Make Mountain Man Tour Springfield With Cletus (4h, Cletus) On job start: That's the Krusty Burger. You can sell 'em anything you catch or kill and they don't ask no questions. Mincin' meat into flat patties? What happened to fryin' ferret with the face on? And over there's the public bathroom. The showers are free. Only cuz of busted water pipes over the toilets. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Simpler Livin' Pt. 3

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark: You city folk sure are spoiled with your running water and food practically chewed up for you! You even let the government dictate when you's gotta stop and go! I need to get outta here 'fore I get so city-fied I need a service pig to pull my boots on and off. Task: Make Mountain Man Retreat to His Mountain (12h, Outland Sign) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Simpler Livin' Pt. 4

After tapping on Mountain Man's exclamation mark: I need to get back to my roots. Meanin' eatin' roots, burdock weed, and tree sap. Certainly will taste better than some minced chicken pressed into clown shapes! Task: Place Trees [x3] Task: Make Mountain Man Live Off the Land (8h, Trees) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Chilling Deal

Chilling Deal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills' exclamation mark: This town reeks of thawed meat, easily twisted and cut. I will draw their gaze and freeze their hearts to my will. Then, when the town is conquered, we will blow forth on an icy wind and bury the world! Task: Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Hack Channel 6 Antenna (4h, Channel 6 or Brown House) Task: Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Prepare Pirated Broadcast (4h, Refrigeratorium) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 2

After tapping on Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills' exclamation mark: People of Springfield! I am the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills! Bow before me! Ugh, another one of these crazy local tv ads. Quiet, Lisa! I want to hear what this quirky guy is selling. I bet it's fridges. You are summoned to my Refrigeratorium, where you will submit to my icy rule. Yep, called it. Refrigerators. Task: Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Broadcast Demands (4h, Refrigeratorium) Task: Make Springfielders Mistake Threats for Local Business Ad [x5] (4h, Refrigeratorium) Approach, pop-cicle, and receive the frozen touch of the Bishop. I'm not interested in any touching – frozen, hot, or otherwise. Just point me to the freezers you're hawking? What? You're not here to submit? To what, a credit check? Ugh! A guy gets a couple dozen credit cards revoked and suddenly he's "a risk". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 3

After tapping on Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills' exclamation mark: These appliances are not for sale! Look, you got freezers, and I got frozen pizzas thawing in need of one. So, are we going to do this deal or not? Well... I could use the cash. I haven't had a hot meal in weeks. Task: Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Reluctantly Sell Appliances (8h, Refrigeratorium) Task: Make Springfielders Buy Appliances [x5] (8h, Refrigeratorium) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 4

After tapping on Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills' exclamation mark: With brrr-isk sales and a full stomach, I can once again cast my icy grip on the world. Hey, Mr. Bishop? This freezer unit you sold my husband isn't working. How is that my problem? If you expect anyone to take you seriously you're going to have to back up your word. The blue-haired lady has a point. If I can't guarantee my products, how can I guarantee citizens of my frigid takeover. Task: Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Service His Appliances (8h) Success! This freezer is now the ULTIMATE appliance in your home. Behold, all other devices retreat from its frigid aura! Right...well, thanks. I'll be sure to give you five stars in my review! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chilling Deal Pt. 5

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Excuse me, Mr. Bishop? The school freezers have never been up to code. Many are just oil drums packed with snow. Would you be able to help out a school of young students with its refrigeration needs? A chance to control young minds? This could be the opportunity of an ice-time! *evil laughter* *continued evil laughter* So, that's a yes? Task: Make Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills Embrace Appliance Sales (8h, Refrigeratorium) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Paradox Reality

Paradox Reality Pt. 1

After tapping on Peta's exclamation mark: You know what, Pita? I've been thinking about how we were so easily taken out in the arena. Yeah, don't remind me. I was taken out holding a flower. Embarrassing! And all I had was a cape of leaves. The way I see it, we've got a second chance at life, and we shouldn't waste it showing off for a love interest. You're right, we need to make the most of this opportunity. Task: Make Pita Consider His New Life Opportunity (8h, Brown House) Task: Make Peta Consider His New Life Opportunity (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 2

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: Well, I can't get that damned flower out of my head. I think I'm going to have to put considerable time into figuring out what it means to me. That's cool, man. You do you. I've figured out what I'm going to do as well. And it will not have anything to do with capes of leaves or flowers. Task: Make Pita Sculpt His Feelings (4h) Task: Make Peta Train to Be a Better Warrior (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 3

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: No matter how many times, or how many ways I sculpt it, it's not right. Why is it never right!? I'm a terrible fighter. I've dropped a knife on my foot more times than I can count and fainted at the THOUGHT of the sight of my own blood. We can't give up; we need to help each other through this. You're right! We need to do it again! Task: Make Pita Sculpt His Feelings (4h) Task: Make Peta Train to Be a Better Warrior (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 4

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: There...I've surrounded myself with sculptures and am too tired to think of anything. I think I only cut myself three times in that session. That's hero level stuff! Want to get a bite to eat? I'm famished. Task: Make Pita Eat a Salad (8h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Peta Eat Meat Lover's Burger (8h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Paradox Reality Pt. 5

After tapping on Pita's exclamation mark: It's nice outside the dome, exploring other interests, without worrying about being brutally killed at any moment. I don't know about you, but I'm in no rush to go back. Want to see what else is around? Okay, but can we call it reconnaissance? I don't want to lose what little bit of warrior edge I finally found. Task: Make Pita and Peta Get Comfortable With Springfield (4h, Shops, Peta) Ohhh, I don't feel so good. I think the food from Krusty Burger has poisoned us. And I was almost run over by a madman texting on his phone. On second thought, I think we're safer in the dome. Let's go back. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Moe's Express Promotion

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark: With all the fighting over the Mega Playscape, Ol' Gil has hit the skids again. Where are good guys like me supposed to nod off after a day of doing nothing? That's what I used to ask myself before finding this Moe's Express kit. If you'd just help set ‘er up, Ol' Gil and the boys will have a place to park it between sittings at Moe's Tavern! Offer accepted: Wow, thanks, my pale ale pal! I'd offer to buy you a beer but my wallet's drier than you are. Offer declined: It was worth a shot. Since I can't even afford the nails to put this together I guess I'll burn the wood for warmth.

The Customer is Always Trite

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 1

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Moe's Express is open for business! Hey, this is great, Moe. Us boozehounds were getting elbow to elbow in your regular bar. Thanks, Moe. This gives us the chance to pull ourselves off the floor and get drunk in public again! Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers! I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to "go". Task: Make Moe Serve Express Drinks (4h, Moe's Express) Task: Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's [x5] (4h, Moe's Tavern) On job start: I'm sure Moe won't mind if we just pour for ourselves. Yeah, it's what he would want. Hey, I just found our bar tabs! Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain... That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe. On job end: Where the heck was everyone? Not a single customer. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 2

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark: So, now that Moe's busy with his new bar, what are we going to do? Beside drink until the taps run dry, you mean? Hey, Larry, with all this free time we could finally work on my, uh, business plan! My plan is to drink Moe's beer. And I mean business! I try not to mix business with pleasure. But I do mix business with beer. It works for me! Task: Make Moe Get Frustrated Serving Express Drinks (8h, Moe's Express) Task: Make Sam Pitch Ideas to Larry (8h, Brown House, Larry) On job start: ... so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors. Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before! Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait 'til I tell everyone about it. On job end: Why is no one coming to this super convenient express bar!? Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Okay, I'm back, ya bums... What've you done to my bar?! Hey, Moe, would you like to invest in our business? How about I invest in kicking your ass out of here! Interesting counter offer. Let me run it past my business partners. Task: Make Moe Kick Out His Regulars (4h, Moe's Tavern) On job start: Good job, Larry! Now where are we going to drink?! Yeah, and don't think we've forgotten your part in all this, Sam! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 4

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark: Okay, Sam, we need to come up with a new plan. Scheming is always best over a stiff drink! Good plan - to Moe's! ... Oh, right. Okay, well Plan B then. Task: Make Larry Drink at the Brown House With Sam (12h, Brown House, Sam) On job start: Why don't we just drink here all the time? Good point. The prices are better, beer isn't watered down and there's no ugly guy glaring at us over the bar. On job end: It's been nice havin' time without them bums around so I could spruce the ol' place up. I even cleaned the roaches out of the cash register by handin' em out as change. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 5

After tapping on Sam's exclamation mark: Look, why don't we just go drink at Moe's new place? Moe's no fool. He learned his lesson when we had drank up every drop from his old place. You sure? I'll call the guys. Task: Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express [x5] (4h, Moe's Express) On job start: The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place... Really, fellas?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Customer is Always Trite Pt. 6

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark: Uh...hey, Moe... Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively. Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like! System Message You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express! Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express (4h, Moe's Express) Task: Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express [x5] (4h, Moe's Express) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Wafflin' On

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark: Ahhh! What's wrong, Abe? Our old enemy, the Luftwaffe, have finally caught up to us! What? No, it's just a waffle house with an attempt at a clever name. Making light of the Great Wars? That's a paddlin'! Task: Make Oldies Storm the Benches [x2] (12h, Luftwaffles) I can't go on. Tell my family I love 'em! But not all of 'em. I'll give you a list. If you're checking out before finishing your waffle, pass it on over 'ere. Quest reward: 100 and 10

V-Toll

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark: Bart! Let's go on the chopper ride! I've always wanted to soar! Hold up there. All riders shorter than me have to pay extra! What, that's not fair! Just because you're bigger, and stronger, and meaner... You just made his points for him. Milhouse, pay the man. Task: Make Youngsters Get to the Chopper [x5] (4h, Chopper Ride) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Outlandish Creations

Outlandish Creations Pt. 1

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Homer, why have you built a factory in the middle of nowhere? Oh Marge, if I built it at home the DEA would find it. The DEA?! Do I even want to know what you're up to? Sweetie, do you ever? No, I suppose not. Just keep your bail to the normal limits please. Task: Make Homer Stock Suspicious Supplies (30m, Outlands Factory) There, that's the last of it. Now remember our deal. No one must find out! Yes, yes, I remember. Although this would go faster if I was allowed to work with some light... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Outlandish Creations Pt. 2

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark: Okay, Homer- NO NAMES! Right, er, No Name Simpson. That's better. As I was saying. I believe I have created what you've asked for. Great! If this works you'll be a hero. And allowed to go home, hoyvin! You promised to let me go home! Task: Make Homer Test the Results (4h, Outlands Factory) Oh yes...texture...flavor... sugar headache... You did it! You re-created Lard Lad's frosting! First frosting, then the world! Gloyvin... Quest reward: 200 and 20

Grabbin' Grub

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ooh, new eatery! Don't mind if I do! Task: Make Homer Get Some Grub (4h, Grub Shack) Task: Make Lisa Enjoy an Insectivorian Meal (1h, Grub Shack) Ohh yes, that's some good grub! While I'm still a vegetarian, I'm glad you're experimenting with insectivorianism, Dad. Wait, insector-what now? The grub shack, the food there is actual grubs. They're a nutritious and sustainable food source... Uuuuhhhh.... Dad, are you okay? The thought of it makes me sick, but the crispity-crunch makes me want more! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blue Collar

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: What is that thing? Is that molten metal?! This is an environmental disaster in progress! That's our new, er, iron processing plant. It's generated two whole jobs, beating my critics' projections by one hundred percent! All that noise and pollution for just two jobs? Actually one of the jobs is for a dog...but she supervises a genuine, fully paid, technician! That's right. I takes orders from a Border Collie. Task: Make Cletus Feed His Supervisor (1h, Slaghold) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Safe Power

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark: Sir, the reactor core is failing. We need to evacuate! Oh, calm down, you fluttering fancy. The core isn't in any danger. I sold off the radioactive material after the last time that nincompoop Simpson dropped a rod down his shirt. But, then how are we supplying the town with power? We're simply reselling the spare power those hippies and their fancy solar panels are generating. Now, get back to work and make it look like we're operating a dangerous nuclear facility! Task: Make Plant Workers Work a Plant Shift [x3] (8h, Cooling Towers) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Gas Pipes

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: I heard you was lookin' for an outlaw musician? No instrument is more outlawed than the venerable bagpipes. Woah, man, that's not what I meant by outlaw. Too late, long haired laddie. Once a Scotsman unsheathes his bagpipes they cannae resheathed until ears have bled! Dude, now that's a jam I can get behind. Strap in and rock on, man! Task: Make Willie Play the Bagpipes of Wrath (8h, Bagpipe Bus) On job start: Hear me! Quest reward: 100 and 10