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The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and D'ohs[edit]

Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and D'ohs Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on October 17th and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart, what did I tell you about peeing on the lawn?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not to do it, because you might step in it when YOU'RE peeing there.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Exactly. So how did these plants start growing out here?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's no way my pee has enough nutrients to sustain life -- it's mostly beer and wing sauce.
Task: Place Pod Patch
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So how do you explain the plants?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ask Lisa.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png She's been peeing out here too?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, dummy -- she's an expert on plants. They're like her boyfriends.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and D'ohs Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hm... this is really strange.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's not strange! The dog pees out here all the time and no one gives him guff!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png First of all, ew. And secondly, I was talking about the plants.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Since we've been out here, they've doubled in size. They're huge!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, lay off -- those plants are just big-boned, like me!
Task: Make Lisa Research Pod Patch at the Library (4h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and D'ohs Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What did you discover, Lisa?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That there's nothing at the library I couldn't have just looked up on my phone.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Okay... then what did you learn on your phone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That Janey and Wendell made their relationship official on social media.
Tapped Out Pod Patch Icon.png *muffled sounds*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Did that plant just try to talk? I need a plant expert who can relate to speaking unintelligibly and living in filth...
Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack
Task: Make Lisa Enlist Willie's Help (4h, Willie's Shack, Willie)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and D'ohs Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png All right, lass, where do you want me to spray the pesticide?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No! These plants could be intelligent beings, Willie!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Aye, so you're sayin' we have an ethical responsibility to nurture them.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Absolutely!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Also, a sentient plant would earn me at least an A-minus at the Science Fair...
Task: Make Lisa Care for Pod Patch (8h, Pod Patch)
Task: Make Willie Care for Pod Patch (8h, Pod Patch)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I must say, Lisa, forcing the Science Fair judging committee to come to your backyard is highly unorthodox.
Tapped Out Pod Patch Icon.png Give her an A.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png ...but then again, so is a talking, sentient plant! A-plus!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hooray!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and D'ohs Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Well, you won the Science Fair. And more importantly, you scared the bejesus out of Skinner. What now?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now we tap the plants and see if they're ripe...
Task: Tap the Pod Patch
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Heads up -- there's heads inside!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I was right, it IS sentient!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png And aggressive!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Stand back, Lisa! You got your precious A, but now it's time for Willie to kick some A!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png ACCCHHHH!!!
System Message Where are these mysterious Pods coming from? Tune in Sunday on FOX to find out!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay[edit]

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem[edit]

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Xylem to Mission Control: I have landed on Earth.
Tapped Out Mission Control Icon.png Very good. How are you holding up after the trip?
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png It's tough being uprooted from my home, but I hope I can really blossom here and leaf a mark.
Tapped Out Mission Control Icon.png I see you have picked up on Earthlings' laziest form of humor: puns.
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Indeed. I will now make contact with the plants of Earth. Over and sprout.
Task: Make Xylem Activate Plant Sense (12h)
On job starts:
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Oh my Pod, the plants of Earth are all screaming in pain!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png I wonder why. Plant marriage isn't even legal here yet!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png On my planet, the sound of crickets is the ultimate compliment.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png This once mighty oak has been mutilated into something called "Mid-Century Modern Furniture."
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png And these poor roses were slaughtered by a human and given to his female partner as tribute for failing to compliment her new garments!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png So many plants screaming in pain!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Wait a minute... this one actually seems pretty chill.
Task: Make Xylem Investigate Chill Flora (24h, Greeneries)
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png You're so at ease with being harvested and burned.
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png We're all being harvested and burned in one way or another.
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png My name's Cannabis, but everyone calls me Hemp.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png How can you just lie down and take this horrible treatment?
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png Lying down is great! You should try it some time.
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png But aren't you mad? Humans are using you for their own means.
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png *laughs* They're not using ME. When they ingest me, I control THEM.
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png They'll do whatever I want -- sit on their couch, sit in a chair. Anything!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png I never thought about it like that.
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png No, man, that's your problem -- you think too much.
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png For the first time in your life, you need to truly veg out.
Task: Make Xylem Try Local Customs (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png I get it now. There's no me or them, there's only US.
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Because when you think about it, the universe is one continuous--
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png Whoa, whoa. Hold up. You're starting to get a little too introspective.
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Is that bad?
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png No, you just need to balance it out with a little unchecked aggression.
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png How do I do that?
Tapped Out Hemp Icon.png Let me introduce you to my friends, Hops and Barley.
Task: Make Xylem Get Aggressive With Hops and Barley (8h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png Ugh, what happened last night?
Tapped Out Mission Control Icon.png What happened is you called us in the middle of the night and told us how you REALLY felt!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png What did I say?
Tapped Out Mission Control Icon.png You said you loved us and missed us very much.
Tapped Out Mission Control Icon.png ...which on our planet is the worst thing you could say!
Tapped Out Xylem Icon.png I forgot how confusing things are back home. It's simpler here.
Tapped Out Mission Control Icon.png If you love Earth so much, maybe you should just stay there.
Task: Make Xylem Put Down Roots on Earth (24h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20