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I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can/Quotes

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Season 14 Episode Quotes
302 "Barting Over"
"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
"A Star Is Born Again" 304

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello, Springfield! Come to my "Back-To-School Parking Lot Blow-Out."
Marge: School's starting, Bart. Aren't you excited? This year you learn about local history!
Apu: We've got first-rate school supplies at third-world prices. At the Kwik-E-Mart where we believe in America! Please don't beat me up anymore.

Announcer: We start with authentic letter-graded meat, and process the hell out of it, till it's good enough for Krusty.
Krusty the Clown: Try my new Krusty Ribwich. Mm. I don't mind the taste!

Groundskeeper Willie: This year, he gets it in the back.
Principal Skinner: Willie, did you get the letter about your pay cut?
Willie: Aye. There'll be many a cut this year.
Skinner: Indeed there will. Budgetwise, of course.

Bart: Nelson, how was your summer?
Nelson Muntz: Sucked.
Bart: What'd you do?
Nelson: Space camp.
Martin Prince: At ease, Cadet Nelson. Good to be back on terra firma, eh?
Nelson: How 'bout I launch my foot into your butt?
Martin: I held your hair when you barfed in the simulator.
Nelson: Shut up! Commander.

Skinner: Welcome back, children. We've all had fascinating summers. I was the Maitre D' at the Springfield Country Club.
Jimbo Jones: My dad says you were a busboy!
Skinner: You mean your dad the raging alcoholic?

Skinner: Um, we'd better get down to business. As this is a non-leap year, we're already a day behind.
Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
Skinner: Well, if by "wank" you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time.

Skinner: Bart, your word is "imply."
Bart: I-M-P...
Nelson: Bart said "I am pee"! He's made of pee!
Bart: Well, I got my laugh. I'm outta here.
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants.

Skinner: Well, we're down to our last two students. Milhouse, your word is "choke."
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh I know this one. It's so easy! F... Oh, man.

Skinner: And here's your prize for today: a scale model of the planet Mars.
Lisa: This is just a kickball with "Mars" written on it.
Skinner: Behold, the red planet.

Rib-It: Hey, hey the Ribwich is back!
Homer: [gasps] The Ribwich! The commercials have come to pass!
Rib-It: Try the new Ribwich. It's so good you'll croak!
Homer: You seem like an impartial observer. But I've been fooled by so many people in costumes.
Rib-It: Try the sauce -- I'm soaked in it!
Homer: Ooh! I could lick you all day long.
Rib-It: And yet my children think I'm a failure.

Homer: Three Ribwiches please. And instead of a shake I'd like a blended Ribwich.
Squeaky-voiced teen: I'm sorry, sir, the Ribwich was for a limited time only.
Homer: Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudge Steak, and then my Bacon Balls, then my Whatcha-ma-chicken. You monster!

Cletus Spuckler: Hey lookie, it's that young'un what sorts them squiggles into words. Can you spell scabies?
Lisa: S-C-A-B-I-E-S.
Brandine Del Roy: [to the baby] Rubella, we got you a middle name.

George Plimpton: Welcome to the games of the 34th Spellympiad. I'm George Plimpton, founder of the Paris Review. I also played the evil dean in Boner Academy.
Homer: You monster! Why did you expel Boogerman?
George Plimpton: He replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus.
Homer: [laughs] That was awesome.

Homer: You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich. It's about brotherhood. It's about freedom. It's about three days since I've had one! I'm getting the shakes... and I'm getting the fries!

Lisa: [dreaming] Throw the bee and go to college. Throw the bee and go to college...
Barnard: We are the Seven Sisters, and you could attend any one of us. Like Barnard -- Columbia's girl next door.
Radcliffe: Come to Radcliffe and meet Harvard men!
Wellesley: Or come to Wellesley and marry them.
Mount Holyoke: [drunk] No, party with me.
Vassar: Or non-conform with me!
Smith: Play lacrosse with me.
Bryn Mawr: Or explore with me.
Lisa: No, I don't want to pay for college by throwing a spelling bee.
Seven Sisters: Give in, Lisa! Get a free ride!
George Plimpton: And a hotplate!

Krusty the Clown: Look, about the Ribwich. There aren't gonna be anymore -- the animal we made 'em from is now extinct.
Homer: The pig?
Otto Mann: The cow?
Krusty: You're way off. Think smaller, think more legs.
Crowd: Eww!

Lisa: You mean you're all still proud of me?
Mayor Quimby: Lisa, with second place, you're the biggest winner this town has ever had. Before you, it was the woman who dated Charles Grodin.
Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues