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Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey

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Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey
Book Information
Author: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
First appearance: "Brush with Greatness"

Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey is a book by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.


Apu was on a screenwriting class at Springfield Community College to learn to write his book, Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey. The name came from his brother Sanjay.


It's a story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits.