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Eat My Quartz

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Eat My Quartz
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Book Information
First appearance: "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"

Eat My Quartz is a book seen at FAO Quartz.


When Marge was looking for a cure for Bart's ADD medication side effects, she went to FAO Quartz. The book was seen behind new age clerk, next to 1001 Names for New Age Babies, Aura, Aura, Aura, Everybody Goops and How To Pronounce Feng Shui.