Booze Cruise of the Dawn Treader

Booze Cruise of the Dawn Treader

Book Information First appearance: "The Book Job"

Booze Cruise of the Dawn Treader is a book on Patty's bookshelf.

Behind the Laughter

Booze Cruise of the Dawn Treader is a parody of the book The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Book Job"

Books

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