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You're a Bunch of Stuff

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"You're a Bunch of Stuff"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Julie Kavner
Characters: Homer Simpson
Comic Book Guy
Snake Jailbird
Mr. Burns
Captain McCallister
Moe Szyslak
Dr. Hibbert
Marge Simpson
Mayor Quimby
Length: Episode: 1:12
Album: 1:51
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Ian Maxtone-Graham
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Large Marge"

"You're a Bunch of Stuff" is a song sung by the customers of Luigi's Restaurant. After Marge accidentally got breast implants, Homer took her and the children out to dinner at Luigi's. Very quickly, because of her new figure, Marge received a veritable royal treatment from Luigi and his staff, followed by Homer and the other male customers singing sly praises to her new implants.

Lyrics

Episode version

Homer:
You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream.
Comic Book Guy:
You're like X-Men number three
In a Mylar bag.
Snake Jailbird:
You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag.
Mr. Burns:
You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep.
Captain McCallister:
Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
Moe Szyslak:
You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize.
Dr. Hibbert:
Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease.
All:
You're a sundae underneath
Two great big cherries.
Marge:
Keep in mind they're only
Temporar-ar-ies.
All:
Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you.
Mayor Quimby:
And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
[Everyone gasps]
—dangerous criminals!
All:
Hooray!
Homer:
And they're all mine!


Album version

Luigi:
For you, pretty lady, I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih. And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.
Angelo:
Yeah, I like-a to chew.
Marge:
Thank you, fellas.
Lisa:
Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?
Homer:
That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.
You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream.
Comic Book Guy:
You're like X-Men number three
In a Mylar bag.
Snake Jailbird:
You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag.
Mr. Burns:
You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep.
Captain McCallister:
Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
In me fav'rite film...The Deep.
Moe Szyslak:
You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize.
Dr. Hibbert:
Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease.
All:
You're a sundae underneath
Two great big cherries.
Marge:
Keep in mind they're only
Temporar-ar-ies.
All:
Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you.
Mayor Quimby:
And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
[Everyone gasps]
—dangerous criminals!
All:
Hooray!
Homer:
And they're all mine!
Marge:
Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?
Homer:
Oh, I was getting around to it.

Appearances