Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes/Past Nominations 1

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"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (6)

1. Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Yeah, I agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. Yep --Smiley12 was here at 07:45, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
4. A classic Ralph quote. -- Mythigator 21:47, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
5. You get my vote. --Teyandee 17:31, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
6. Funny, will fit in with the featured article and possibly the picture. - ThePlatypus 17:33, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want."

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished?"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in."

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (5)

1. One of my favorite Ralph moments. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
3. Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 91.111.69.145 (talk) 13:57, July 18, 2010
4. Ralph is always funny and this is one of his best quotes.
5. Sooo much better than the others, perfect for featuring. Cronokinetic 18:58, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

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• This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

7

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (4)

1. I think this is great! Got my support!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like it locke97 6:04 July 8 2010
4. Good quote :) Wikiboy96 14:28, August 31, 2010 (UTC)Wikiboy96

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1. Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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• The actual quote is "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!". Gran2 12:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz

Support (4)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
4. Typical Nelson. I like it. Duncan Crook

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"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart

Support (3)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. Liam Spencer 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

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1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

"Seymour, you're fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Did you just call me a liar?"

―Principal Skinner

"No, I said you were fired."

―Superintendent Chalmers

"Oh. That's much worse."

―Principal Skinner

FatHomer 20:45, 12 February 2011 (UTC)FatHomer

Support (1)

1. I like this. The Skinner/Chalmers double act is often amusing to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:29, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

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Homer Alone

"This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."

―Arnie Pie

Support (1)

1. I like this one. It has the slapstick element of "things dropped from a helicopter" but not the "disgusting" element (I think there's also a quote where Arnie pukes out the door). -- Mythigator 13:50, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

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Crook and Ladder

"I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (1)

1. Homer is an idiot sometimes (well, most of the time). ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

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C.E. D'oh

"So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"

―Marge Simpson

"Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."

―Homer Simpson

"So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"

―Marge Simpson

Support (2)

1. One of Marge's crazy moments. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)
2. Haha, yep, ditto. --Will K ^{(Talk ~ Contribs)} 11:03, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

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"Treehouse of Horror III" 1

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

―Bart Simpson

"He was a zombie?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (3)

1. A classic Homer line. -- Mythigator 14:51, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
2. My favourite THOH line, needs to be featured -- Knife! - Fan of Queen 06:01, 24 July 2011 (EDT)
3. Cook879 16:16, 20 August 2011 (EDT)

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"Treehouse of Horror X"

"The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"

―Homer Simpson

Support (3)

1. --Unknown4|Talk 17:26, 25 November 2011 (EST)
2. Phinbart - just one of the huge Bart fans! 05:44, 30 November 2011 (EST)
3. --Cook879 15:53, 30 November 2011 (EST)

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Homer vs. Patty and Selma

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."

―Bart Simpson

Support (2)

1. I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
2. It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- Mythigator 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

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1. Just doesn't seem funny to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

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"The Color Yellow"

"Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"

―Ralph Wiggum

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1. Typical Ralph moment. The Solar Dragon 17:47, 13 December 2011 (EST)

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"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

"Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"

―Homer Simpson

Support (2)

• Phinbart - just one of the huge Bart fans! 14:27, 24 February 2012 (EST)
• --Wk (talk) 03:33, 1 March 2012 (EST)

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"Bart the Genius"

"Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"

―Principal Skinner

"And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."

―Martin Prince

"Good point."

―Principal Skinner

Support (2)

1. Funny scene showing off Martin's nerdiness. --Wk (talk) 18:31, 24 February 2012 (EST)
2. I couldn't help giggling! --Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 10:07, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

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"Burns' Heir"

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."

―Homer Simpson

Support (5)

1. I love this quote! --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 09:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
2. Pretty good. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:27, 4 April 2012 (EDT)
3. Meh. It's the only quote on here that's funny enough to get my vote. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 12:44, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
4. Classic Homer quote. -- Mythigator 12:51, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
5. --Effluvium 12:55, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

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"A Star Is Burns"

"I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."

―Waylon Smithers, Jr.

"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

―Mr. Burns

Support (4)

1. Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
2. Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
3. Ahoy-hoy! I am Mr Burns and if you don<t make this the featued quote I will fire you. From a cannon. Into the sun. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.213.109.156 (talk) 14:47, 6 May 2012
4. Between these last two quotes, I think this one is funnier. The one below just doesn't work as well without the visual aid. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 01:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

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1. I don't feel it. --Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 21:57, 3 April 2012 (EDT)

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Twitter

"Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!"

―Homer Simpson

I don't think we've had an external link quote before, and this is funny. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 10:28, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. Lol. WebkinzMania 14:47, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
2. I like it. Even though it's not coming from the show, whoever's writing those Twitter posts seems to have captured the essence of the Homerism. -- Mythigator 11:24, 6 June 2012 (EDT)

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"The PTA Disbands"

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

―Homer Simpson

Support (2)

1. A classic Homerism. -- Mythigator 14:39, 16 May 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 17:52, 27 July 2012 (EDT)

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"A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"

"Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices."

―Lisa

I think it's pretty funny. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 07:57, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

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1. Nice one. -- Mythigator 14:38, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

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"A Star Is Burns"

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"

―Abraham Simpson /AleWi 13:32, 29 July 2012 (EDT)

Support (3)

1. Classic Abe quote. -- Mythigator 11:02, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
2. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
3. --Cook879 09:01, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

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"Lisa's Date with Density"

"Lisa likes Nelson!"

―Class

"She does not!"

―Milhouse

"Milhouse likes Lisa!"

―Class

"He does not!"

―Janey Powell

"Janey likes Milhouse!"

―Class

"She does not!"

―Üter Zörker

"Uter likes Milhouse!"

―Class

"Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!"

―Dewey Largo

I love this scene. :P The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (4)

1. Oh, ha! I was thinking about putting this one up, but I thought it'd be too long. :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:26, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
2. Good moment in that episode. -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 18:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT)
3. These teachers really aren't very sensible. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 11:48, 26 September 2012 (EDT)
4. Awesome! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 02:55, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

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1. Too long to work as a featured quote, no matter how you slice it. -- Mythigator 20:41, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

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• If this gets featured, I'll think of a way to make it not so long, probably make a new quote template to put the speaker on the same line as the quote. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

"Sideshow Bob Roberts"

"Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor."

―Advertisement

Solar Dragon ^{(Talk • Contribs.)} 17:52, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (7)

1. This one is hilarious on its own. Also, from a satirical perspective, it shows the general inanity of political ads ... which is a particularly topical subject in the USA right now, what with the upcoming Presidential election. -- Mythigator 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
2. -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 16:34, 11 October 2012 (EDT)
3. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 12:51, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
4. --Cook879 15:27, 30 November 2012 (EST)
5. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 16:00, 30 November 2012 (EST)
6. -- cjc 16:08, 30 November 2012 (EST)
7. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 17:34, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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"Fear of Flying"

"Wait a minute ... there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"

―Homer

A classic case of Homer's brain taking a left turn and getting into a lather about a non-obvious point while barely registering what one would think it would first notice. -- Mythigator 15:19, 10 December 2012 (EST)

Support (3)

1. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 07:36, 15 December 2012 (EST)
2. --Cook879 14:00, 20 December 2012 (EST)
3. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 23:52, 20 December 2012 (EST)

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"Bart Star"

"Hehe, poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night."

―Joe Namath

The Solar Dragon 17:41, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (3)

1. I like this one. Just when you're expecting Joe to go into some life lesson related to Bart's experience playing football, he goes off onto a completely unexpected tangent. -- Mythigator 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
2. ^ --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:23, 13 January 2013 (EST)
3. Tehe! ~ --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:42, 18 January 2013 (EST)

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"The PTA Disbands"

"It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map."

―Marge

"Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there."

―Homer

lol, I love Homer's line. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (3)

1. Good quote, and works well with just the dialogue. It doesn't need the [commentary inside the square brackets] to be funny or to make sense. -- Mythigator 10:19, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
2. O Canada! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 19:37, 18 January 2013 (EST)
3. Oh, Homer. --Will Kilgour (talk) 07:24, 1 March 2013 (EST)
4. --Cook879 15:15, 1 March 2013 (EST)

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• I wasn't sure whether or not to keep Bart and Lisa's lines. They aren't really necessary for the joke, but they kinda establish more context. I dunno. I think this fixes it okay. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
• I think it would work fine if you started it with "It took the children forty minutes ..." -- Mythigator 20:40, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

"Two Bad Neighbors"

"President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost."

―Marge Simpson

~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Support (4)

1. YES. xD -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
2. I kinda like it. The quote is so off-the-wall that it'll make people click on the episode link to find what what the hell Marge is on about. -- Mythigator 11:17, 30 December 2012 (EST)
3. Haven't seen the episode but I like it. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:46, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
4. I like it. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 03:26, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

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1. Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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14

"Hello, Bart."

―Sideshow Bob

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1. Meh. Not really funny or anything. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. As much as I love Sideshow Bob, it doesn't work as a funny quote.    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   21:27, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
3. It's a good quote to sum up Sideshow Bob, and goes well with his article, but doesn't work by itself. -- Mythigator 19:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

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Cape Feare

"No-one who speaks German can be an evil man"

―Unnamed official

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1. Without the context, it just falls flat. -- Mythigator 09:18, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

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"How the Test Was Won"

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want."

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished?"

―Principal Skinner

"I finished before we came in."

―Ralph Wiggum

"Urgh!"

―Principal Skinner

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1. Already featured. Doh5678 (talk) 12:21, 17 July 2011 (UTC)
2. What he said. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 15:25, 17 July 2011 (UTC)

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"Treehouse of Horror III" 2

"Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!"

―Evil shopkeeper

"Oooh, that's bad"

―Homer Simpson

"But it comes with a free frogurt!"

―Evil shopkeeper

"That's good."

―Homer Simpson

"The frogurt is also cursed."

―Evil shopkeeper

"That's bad"

―Homer Simpson

"But you get your choice of toppings"

―Evil shopkeeper

"That's good!"

―Homer Simpson

"The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate."

―Evil shopkeeper

(Homer stares at the shopkeeper blankly)

"That's bad"

―Evil shopkeeper

"Can I go now?"

―Homer Simpson

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1. In order for this one to make sense, you have to have the entire context of the conversation instead of just a line or two. It is a very funny Homer moment, but it doesn't really work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 14:49, 18 July 2011 (UTC)

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Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh

"Class, in what year was one plus one?"

―Ralph

(No one says anything)

"The answer is, the amazing Ralph!"

―Ralph

(Ralph then dives out of the classroom window)^[src]

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1. Even though I like Ralph alot, this doesn't seem as funny as most of his other lines. Dohayecarumbadoh 01:30, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
2. Depends too much on the surrounding action to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 09:20, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

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The Simpsons Movie

"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

―Homer Simpson

Support (1)

1. That's a good quote --DonaldoForever 05:28, 20 November 2011 (EST)

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1. Already been featured. ☆The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)}☆ 05:36, 20 November 2011 (EST)

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"Home Away from Homer"

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."

―Ned Flanders

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1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
2. Ditto. --Will k (Talk ~ Contributions) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)

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"Skinner's Sense of Snow"

"Great job, Nibbles! Now chew through my ball-sack!"

―Seymour Skinner

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1. Really needs the context in order to be funny. Doesn't stand up on its own. -- Mythigator 12:52, 7 April 2012 (EDT)

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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

"[Hairdresser turns on blow torch to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"

―Lisa

"Don't worry, I am well protected. [pulls a welding mask over his face]'"

―Hairdresser

Support (1)

1. Quote is easier to understand now. :) --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 12:41, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

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1. Relies too much on the visual. -- Mythigator 14:34, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

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• It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)

• You don't get it, Randomno. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 23:15, 4 May 2012 (EDT)

• As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
  • Done. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 08:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
• To expand a bit on my "oppose" statement: The more explanatory narrative you need to include for the quote to make sense, the worse its prospects are for being a featured quote. This one would be perfect to include on the episode's Quotes tab, but it doesn't stand on its own well enough to be a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:31, 6 June 2012 (EDT)

"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star "

"I have masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future."

―Homer Simpson

/AleWi 15:57, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

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1. Don't like this as a featured quote, nor did it actually make me laugh. Not the sort of thing we want on the main page either. The Solar Dragon ^{(Talk - Contribs.)} 17:12, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
2. Not really funny and not appropriate for the main page. (Although the quote is reflective of Homer's personality and how it might be expressed in whatever prayer life he might have.) -- Mythigator 15:11, 11 October 2012 (EDT)
3. Wait. This is an actual quote?? -- cjc 16:08, 30 November 2012 (EST)
4. Er.... -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 16:19, 30 November 2012 (EST)

Comments

Urm, he said that? What has The Simpsons become? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 01:43, 4 November 2012 (EST)

Now you see why this quote isn't exactly appropriate for the front page. :-) -- Mythigator 11:19, 6 November 2012 (EST)

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