Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

Lisa the Vegetarian

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"

―Ralph Wiggum

Wiggumistic (talk) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)

We're on the Road to D'ohwhere

"Dad, if you take me to Vegas I'll teach you how to cheat at Blackjack."

―Bart Simpson

"Boy, you don't need to cheat when you got a system."

―Homer Simpson

"What's your system?"

―Bart

"I don't tell your mother how much I've lost."

―Homer

PlentalDan (talk) 13:01, January 26, 2023 (EST)