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− | {{Archivebox2|name=Past Nominations|2=yes|3=yes|4=yes|5=yes}} | + | {{Archivebox2|name=Past Nominations|2=yes|3=yes|4=yes|5=yes|6=yes}} |
| <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> | | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> |
| '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
− | === "[[Team Homer]]" === | + | === "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" === |
− | {{Quote|You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!|[[Moe Syzlak]]|Team Homer}}
| + | {{Quote|I heartily endorse this event or product.|[[Krusty the Clown]]|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} [[User:T-Mac|T-Mac]] ([[User talk:T-Mac|talk]]) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST) |
− | [[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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− | #Meh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
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− | === "[[Bart's Inner Child]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!|[[Brad Goodman]]}}
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− | {{Quote|I, er, can't commit to a relationship.|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} | |
− | {{Quote|I'm too nice!|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
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− | {{Quote|I have problems with--|[[Apu]]}}
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− | {{Quote|I'm always interrupting people!|[[Lenny]]|Bart's Inner Child}}
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− | :A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)
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− | # Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Burns' Heir]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|But my mom says I'm cool!|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]|Burns' Heir}}
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− | :A fun quote.. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkGray><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=DeepSkyBlue><font face="Cursive"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=1E90FF><font face="Viner Hand ITC">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)
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− | === "[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine.|[[Iggy Wiggum]]|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"}}
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− | :A Wiggum-ism. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Simpsorama]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]}}
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− | {{Quote|But how did Bender get here?|[[Professor Frink]]}}
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− | {{Quote|With a time machine.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]|Simpsorama}}
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− | :Funny quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">Loco</font></font></font><font color=00C87B><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navyblue><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)
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− | # Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Moho House]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|I just have to accept that you're never going to change.|[[Marge]] (to Homer)}}
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− | {{Quote|No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!|[[Homer]]|Moho House}}
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− | :Fun quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 11:03, May 23, 2017 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Homerazzi]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Sir, we've been here six times this month.|[[Fireman]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad.|[[Homer]]|Homerazzi}}
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− | :Great quote and Homer-ism. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkTurquoise><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=Peru><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=SandyBrown><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=70E38C><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Colonel Homer]]" === | + | === "[[YOLO]]" === |
− | {{Quote|Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!|[[Lurleen Lumpkin]]}} | + | {{Quote|Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?|[[Eduardo Barcelona]]}} |
− | {{Quote|Hey! ''[relaxes]'' Oh, you meant that as a compliment.|[[Homer]]|Colonel Homer}} | + | {{Quote|Oh, I wish!|[[Homer]]}} |
− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkTurquoise><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=Peru><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=SandyBrown><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=70E38C><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)
| + | {{Unsigned|Ralphrules|16:44, March 27, 2018}} |
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− | === "[[Cape Feare]]" === | + | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" === |
− | {{Quote|Take him away, boys.|[[Bart]]}} | + | {{Quote|Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families.|[[Homer]]|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} |
− | {{Quote|Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.|[[Chief Wiggum]]|Cape Feare}}
| + | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT) |
− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkTurquoise><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=Peru><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=SandyBrown><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=70E38C><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT) | |
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− | === "[[The Fight Before Christmas]]" === | + | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" === |
− | {{Quote|All aboard the Polar Express! Direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa La La La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukah Heights.|[[Otto]](as [[Polar Express]] conductor)}} | + | {{Quote|We're now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possi-blygo wrong.<br>Possibly go wrong. Uh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.|Pilot|Itchy & Scratchy Land}} |
− | {{Quote|Some "express."|[[Bart]]|The Fight Before Christmas}}
| + | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT) |
− | :Great quote for December! / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=FFA812><font size="3"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=986960><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|'''<simpsons size=6>Talk</simpsons>''']] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=9FA91F><font size="1"><font face="Viner Hand ITC">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 14:14, November 26, 2017 (EST) | |
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