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− | {{Archivebox2|name=Past Nominations|2=yes|3=yes|4=yes|5=yes}} | + | {{Archivebox2|name=Past Nominations|2=yes|3=yes|4=yes|5=yes|6=yes}} |
| <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> | | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> |
| '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
− | === "[[Team Homer]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!|[[Moe Syzlak]]|Team Homer}}
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− | [[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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− | #Meh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
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− | === "[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine.|[[Iggy Wiggum]]|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"}}
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− | :A Wiggum-ism. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Simpsorama]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]}}
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− | {{Quote|But how did Bender get here?|[[Professor Frink]]}}
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− | {{Quote|With a time machine.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]|Simpsorama}}
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− | :Funny quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">Loco</font></font></font><font color=00C87B><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navyblue><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)
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− | # Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Homerazzi]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Sir, we've been here six times this month.|[[Flint Drywall]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad.|[[Homer]]|Homerazzi}}
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− | :Great quote and Homer-ism. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkTurquoise><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=Peru><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=SandyBrown><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=70E38C><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Colonel Homer]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!|[[Lurleen Lumpkin]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Hey! ''[relaxes]'' Oh, you meant that as a compliment.|[[Homer]]|Colonel Homer}}
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− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkTurquoise><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=Peru><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=SandyBrown><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=70E38C><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)
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| === "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" === | | === "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" === |
| {{Quote|I heartily endorse this event or product.|[[Krusty the Clown]]|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} [[User:T-Mac|T-Mac]] ([[User talk:T-Mac|talk]]) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST) | | {{Quote|I heartily endorse this event or product.|[[Krusty the Clown]]|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} [[User:T-Mac|T-Mac]] ([[User talk:T-Mac|talk]]) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST) |
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− | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|There's no need to murmur, ma'am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we're just as concerned about violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem so that we may educate as well as horrify.|[[Park engineer]]}}
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− | {{Quote|When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe. But in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably.|[[Marge]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Just like in real life. Hey look over there!|[[Park engineer]]|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)
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| + | *It would work fine to just quote the park engineer, starting with "Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land" and ending with "educate as well as horrify". That's where the punch really is. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 22:57, April 30, 2019 (EDT) |
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| === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" === | | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" === |
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− | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" === | + | === "[[To Courier with Love]]" === |
− | {{Quote|I'm so embarrassed. I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.|[[Marge]]}} | + | {{Quote|You need to read between the lines.|[[Marge]]}} |
− | {{Quote|Okay, throw her in the hole.|Guard}} | + | {{Quote|Why? There's just white space there.|[[Homer]]|To Courier with Love}} |
− | {{Quote|Oh, please. It was just a figure of speech.|Marge|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
| + | :A great Homer-ish quote / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">Loco</font></font></font><font color=00C87B><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navyblue><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 17:13, July 15, 2019 (EDT) |
− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)
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− | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.|[[Prof. Frink]]|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT) | |
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− | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me. And maybe the boy.|[[Homer]]|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)
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− | #This one. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>
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− | === "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
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− | {{Quote|Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool, personalized plates. Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort?! Aw, c'mon, Bort?|[[Bart]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!|{{ap|Bort|boy}}}}
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− | {{Quote|No. Come along, Bort.|[[Bort's mother]]}}
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− | {{Quote|Are you talking to me?|{{ap|Bort|man}}}}
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− | {{Quote|No. My son is also named Bort.|Bort's mother|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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− | :Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)
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