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'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
 
'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
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=== "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" ===
{{Quote|You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!|[[Moe Syzlak]]|Team Homer}}
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{{Quote|I heartily endorse this event or product.|[[Krusty the Clown]]|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} [[User:T-Mac|T-Mac]] ([[User talk:T-Mac|talk]]) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST)
[[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
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#Meh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
  
 
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=== "[[Bart's Inner Child]]" ===
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=== "[[YOLO]]" ===
{{Quote|¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!|[[Brad Goodman]]}}
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{{Quote|Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?|[[Eduardo Barcelona]]}}
{{Quote|I, er, can't commit to a relationship.|[[Mayor Quimby]]}}
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{{Quote|Oh, I wish!|[[Homer]]}}
{{Quote|I'm too nice!|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
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{{Unsigned|Ralphrules|16:44, March 27, 2018}}
{{Quote|I have problems with--|[[Apu]]}}
 
{{Quote|I'm always interrupting people!|[[Lenny]]|Bart's Inner Child}}
 
:A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)
 
  
 
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# Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)
 
  
 
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=== "[[Burns' Heir]]" ===
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=== "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
{{Quote|But my mom says I'm cool!|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]|Burns' Heir}}
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{{Quote|Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families.|[[Homer]]|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
:A fun quote.. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=DarkGray><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=DeepSkyBlue><font face="Cursive"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=1E90FF><font face="Viner Hand ITC">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)
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:Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)
  
 
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=== "[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]" ===
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=== "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
{{Quote|Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine.|[[Iggy Wiggum]]|Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"}}
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{{Quote|We're now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possi-blygo wrong.<br>Possibly go wrong. Uh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.|Pilot|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
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{{Quote|Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
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*It would work fine to just quote the park engineer, starting with "Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land" and ending with "educate as well as horrify". That's where the punch really is. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 22:57, April 30, 2019 (EDT)
{{Quote|Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]}}
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{{Quote|But how did Bender get here?|[[Professor Frink]]}}
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=== "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" ===
{{Quote|With a time machine.|[[Professor Farnsworth]]|Simpsorama}}
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{{Quote|My hair! You chopped off my hair! Oh God I'm ugly!|[[Homer]]|Itchy & Scratchy Land}}
:Funny quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">Loco</font></font></font><font color=00C87B><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navyblue><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)
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:Great quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">Loco</font></font></font><font color=#00CC99><font face="Agency FB"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''Talk'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navy><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)
  
 
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# Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)
 
  
 
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=== "[[Moho House]]" ===
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=== "[[To Courier with Love]]" ===
{{Quote|I just have to accept that you're never going to change.|[[Marge]] (to Homer)}}
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{{Quote|You need to read between the lines.|[[Marge]]}}
{{Quote|No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!|[[Homer]]|Moho House}}
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{{Quote|Why? There's just white space there.|[[Homer]]|To Courier with Love}}
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:A great Homer-ish quote / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=chocolate><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">Loco</font></font></font><font color=00C87B><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navyblue><font face="Century Gothic">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 17:13, July 15, 2019 (EDT)
  
 
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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media except from Simpsons Comics and The Simpsons: Tapped Out; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"

"I heartily endorse this event or product."
Krusty the Clown[src] T-Mac (talk) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST)

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"YOLO"

"Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?"
Eduardo Barcelona
"Oh, I wish!"
Homer

—Preceding unsigned comment added by Ralphrules (talkcontribs) 16:44, March 27, 2018

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

"Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families."
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

"We're now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possi-blygo wrong.
Possibly go wrong. Uh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
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―Pilot[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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  • It would work fine to just quote the park engineer, starting with "Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land" and ending with "educate as well as horrify". That's where the punch really is. -- Mythigator (talk) 22:57, April 30, 2019 (EDT)

"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

"My hair! You chopped off my hair! Oh God I'm ugly!"
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"To Courier with Love"

"You need to read between the lines."
Marge
"Why? There's just white space there."
Homer[src]
A great Homer-ish quote / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 17:13, July 15, 2019 (EDT)

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