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Season 32 Episode Quotes
687 "Now Museum, Now You Don't"
688
"Treehouse of Horror XXXI"
"The 7 Beer Itch" 689


Chief Wiggum: Now, listen up, we've got an election to run, under the strict supervision of heavily-medicated octogenarians.
Old Jewish man: I'm gonna need to see three forms of ID. Twelve if you're a Democrat.

Bart: Oh, thanks, Mom. "Just keep away from scrotum." Uh, Grampa, where's your scrotum?
Grampa: Mm, I think it's in my other pants.

Krusty Doll: His accessories will go to his widow.
[a symbol-banging monkey bangs their symbols together]
Krusty Doll: His widow was a monkey? Eh, love is love.

Ben Mankiewicz: We now return to The Swellest Slum, the musical romp starring Debbie Reynolds as Rosie, the Puerto Rican seamstress.
Jane Russell: Don't tell me we have to walk through all the booze bags in the Irish district.
Ben Mankiewicz: And we won't be showing that movie anymore. Coming up next on TCM, nothing.

Bart: Look, guys, I would have never treated you bad if I'd known you had feelings.
Milhouse Van Houten: You treat me bad and you know I have feelings.
Bart: You're in on this, too?
Milhouse: They've got Puppy Goo-Goo!
Puppy Goo-Goo: They don't "have me." I ran away, loser.

Dr. Hibbert: Well, it's pretty straightforward. Bart's bones are Tinkertoys, he has a Build-A-Bear heart, and his brain is Pop Rocks and Silly Putty. [chuckles]

Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. I love my mother and father.
Marge: Oh! We've lost him. [cries]

Hansel: Aren't you supposed to be fattening us up?
Mr. Burns: I like my children stringy and tough.

Homer: Listen, machine, there's no evidence that you contain any candy or take any money. But desperate times call for something something.

Homer: Who the heck are you?
Homer Barbera: I'm Homer Barbera, a-smarter than the average Homer.

Noir Homer: This case is gonna be like Homer's skull: hard to crack and not much inside.

Ned Flanders: Happy Halloween-o, neighborino.
Noir Homer: Eat lead, Ned.
Ned: I forgive you!

Lisa: Dad, by Harlan Ellison's law of circular storytelling, all of you Homers have to get back to the nuclear plant and recreate the energy burst that brought you here.
Homer: Or what?
Lisa: You're gonna die! Again and again and again and again.
Homer: That doesn't sound so bad.
Lisa: And again.
Homer: [screams]

Sherri: Nice party, Lisa. Didn't realize the theme was being a loser.
Lisa: My party is not full of losers.
Ralph Wiggum: I can burp magic.

Comic Book Guy: Yes, you've come to the right place. The temporal loop is simultaneously the most ambitious and laziest of the science fiction tropes. Now, let me look at my black mirror. That's not a reference. It's just, uh... It's filthy.

Comic Book Guy: Temporal loops are broken by being nice in Groundhog Day, saving the whales in Star Trek Four, saying "Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?" in the knock-knock joke. And in the case of the movie Edge of Tomorrow, it was stopped by poor box office. I suspect Tom Cruise fatigue.

Lisa: Okay. I've got it. My special power is insight, and my insight into you is we need to find your missing father.
Nelson: Or we could just kill Gil.
Season 32 Quotes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas The Dad-Feelings Limited Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic on the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. The Last Barfighter