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Three Dreams Denied/Quotes

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Season 32 Episode References
690 "Podcast News"
691
"Three Dreams Denied"
"The Road to Cincinnati" 692


Comic Book Guy: I have no patience for buyers, sellers, or parking meter quarter needers.
Agnes Skinner: I didn't drag this wagon full of garbage to be yelled at by a talking circle!
Comic Book Guy: Ouch. Yes. Well, touché.

Lisa: Okay, don't gaze at his eyes. Don't stare at his smile. Don't talk out loud.
Blake: You know, I can hear you.

Phil Muhlstock: I'm Phil, filling in for Comic Book Guy. Also known as the Snark Knight and Mean Lantern.
Bart: Stop being weird.
Phil: I'm not being weird. I'm a voice-over artist.

Comic Book Guy: The chance to rub elbows with the who's who of Doctor Who. And to ride an escalator next to Ant-Man Paul Rudd! You are Ant-Man Paul Rudd.
Paul Rudd: Oh, God, I hate my approachable everyman looks.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, a question, please, from someone who is still willing to become a fan. If you had access to an Avengers-style quantum time loop, would you go back in time and not be in Dinner for Schmucks?
Paul Rudd: Activate VIP pass.
Comic Book Guy: For two seconds I saw inside the VIP room. I saw Jon Favreau sniffing hummus to see if it was still good.

Milhouse: Hey, quit talking to my girlfriend.
Lisa: I am not your girlfriend.
Milhouse: Right, right. We're focused on career days and homework right now. But love has a way of...
Lisa: Get away from me.
Milhouse: Oh, my God, Lisa, we've become my parents.

Comicalooza attendee: Um, I-I'd like to ask, how would someone like me get someone like you to-to look at my work?
Zoe Burwell: I'll look at your work.
Comicalooza attendee: Uh, actually, uh, I-I don't... I don't have any work, per se.

Mr. Largo: Okay, the day you've been waiting for: chair challenges. We begin with Ralph challenging for first triangle.
Ralph Wiggum: [puts the triangle over his head] I'm halfway through.
Mr. Largo: Once again, first triangle will be an empty chair.
Ralph: The better chair won.

Lisa: Don't you walk away from me. Well, very soon, I will outplay you, my blues will be blue-ier, my "Baker Street" will be more baked, and I will get my chair back. It may not be today, or tomorrow, because tomorrow we have a field trip, or two days after that because that's... that's no school, but-but on the 11th. Yeah, the 11th, it's mine, buddy.
Blake: That's the science fair.
Lisa: Aah! Thanks for reminding me!

Bart: I booked a voice-over job, and the show airs tomorrow.
Marge: I thought animation took nine months.
Bart: No, you can do any cartoon in a day. Anyone who takes longer is just trying to bleed the studio dry.

Homer: Lisa, how was your day?
Lisa: Well, my life is in ruin, and I'm trying to think of some possible plan to rescue myself.
Homer: Plans are fine, but never underestimate the power of giving up. Because if you think about it, see, uh, s-spontan... Eh, forget it.

Ralph: Uh, y-you're not gonna yell at me?
Comic Book Guy: No. I have lost my will to berate.
Ralph: Aw, I'm sorry.
Comic Book Guy: Ralph Wiggum feels sorry for me. And farther still do I fall.
Ralph: [puts a Popsicle stick in Comic Book Guy's buttcrack] This will be here for me later.
Comic Book Guy: Leave me alone. Get out of here, you stupid kid. You're like a Gollum with worse hair, a subcommittee meeting of the Galactic Senate, a Spider-Man drawn by John Romita Jr. Jr. Uh... you fixed me. You fixed me.

Jimbo Jones: From now on, hands off Bart.
Milhouse: What about me? I like the bullying. It's a form of attention.
Jimbo: Also, hands off Milhouse.
Milhouse: No!
Season 32 Quotes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas The Dad-Feelings Limited Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic on the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A. The Last Barfighter