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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Better Fighting Through Science Gameplay

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Better Fighting Through Science[edit]

Tapped Out Beach Towel and Umbrella.png If you own a Beach Towel & Umbrella, Beach Chair, Beach House, Beach Front Escalier, Beach Hideaway or Tiki Bar, and they're stored in inventory, you need to place one of them to be able to Collect Syringes.

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mad science has failed and dinosaurs are still terrorizing our town. Can we please try some real science for a change?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Lisa is correct. Real science is cool...well, not cool but it's worth a try!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png What sort of real science are we talking about?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We can engineer a retrovirus that would—
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Oo, lasers! Lime green lasers!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *chants* LASERS! LASERS! LASERS!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Lasers it is!
Task: Collect Syringes [x155]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
Task: Make Lisa Make a Plea for Compassionate Science (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Suggest Lasers (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Chant "LASERS! LASERS!" (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Where do we get a laser big enough to barbecue dinosaurs?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You know the peace beacon atop City Hall — the symbol of hope for all mankind? It also transforms into a giant, deadly laser.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So we're just going to blast dinosaurs with a peace laser?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Great glayvin, no! That would be inhumane.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I've retrofit it with experimental technology that we can aim at the city's advertising mascots to make them sentient so THEY can do the dinosaur killing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* And we're back to mad science.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png When do we get to see fighting from these robot... signs... whatever they are?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'm having a problem adjusting the anti-photonic—
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Blah-blibbity-blah! Just make it work!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Maybe I could be of some assistance. I dabble in experimental technologies.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hank Scorpio? But you're an actual supervillain!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png You think I'm super? You flatter me.
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Scorpio was part of the team that made the dinosaur hybrids in the first place. I'm sure his insights will prove useful.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Great, let's trust the people who got us into this mess to get us out of this mess.
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png You heard the eight-year old! Continue with the sciencing, gentlemen. We're all counting on you!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *moans* I really wanted to see dinosaurs get zapped with lasers.
Task: Collect Syringes [x115]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Hank Scorpio: Task: Make Hank Scorpio Help Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Sentient Lard Lad Statue: Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Agree to Fight Dinos (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Be Disappointed the Dinos Won't Be Zapped (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png *groans* Finally I can stretch. This donut weighs a ton. And who holds a donut over their head like this anyway?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Wow! You're very large and complain-y.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Has anyone explained the situation to you and your fellow advertising signs?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Something about fighting rampaging dinosaurs?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Exactly. Are you up for it?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Eh, why not. Beats just standing around smiling.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Attention dinosaurs! Prepare for total destruction!
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Your bones will be ground into donut flour that we take back to Geriatric Park.
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png Eh, you guys are too powerful for us to fight, so we're not gonna.
Tapped Out Raptor Icon.png Rwaaark?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png You're not?
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png No. When this is all over, you'll just freeze up as thirty-foot tall advertising mascots again anyway.
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png I don't want to go back! I was hoping to become a dentist.
Tapped Out Sentient Red Devil Realty Sign Icon.png And I've always dreamed of dairy farming.
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png Don't kid yourselves. Once they don't need you to fight us anymore, you'll return to standing in front of their stupid buildings.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png That's not true! We've a plan to repurpose you as mascots for local sports teams. How's the Fighting Lady Lardlads sound?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png That sounds horrible!
Tapped Out Sentient Red Devil Realty Sign Icon.png Weird old dinosaur guy is right. Humans suck brimstone and blow fire!
Task: Collect Syringes [x115]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Recruit Giant Signs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Sentient Lard Lad Statue: Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Switch Sides and Rampage (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Be Scared Giant Signs Have Joined Dinosaurs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Be Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Be Surprised Anyone Is Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That didn't turn out well.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png It's just so unexpected.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I wish somebody had said something to stop us.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* They never listen.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Relax, everyone. I have a Plan B.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I'll reverse the bigifyer laser and shrinkinate some brave nanonauts to microscopic size.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png And then inject them into their leader — Grampasaurus.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Even shrunk, I might be too big.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Your fat butt has saved us from helping, Homer! They'll have to use some other family of suckers.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Simpsons, you're up!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, this all sounds very strange...and probably dangerous.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Forget it, Frink! No way am I going to allow my family to—
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You'll get to pilot this cool microscopic submarine around the inside of a dinosaur.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're in!
Task: Collect Syringes [x155]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Activate Shrinking Ray (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Simpsons Get Shrunk [x4] (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Now we take this dart gun with the bionaut ship inside and shoot Grampasaurus.
Tapped Out Bionaut Marge Icon.png *inside dart gun* Please don't miss!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No pressure. But if you fail, the dinosaurs will continue to rampage!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *inside dart gun* Also...we may die!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Yes, that too. So, who's got good aim?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Uh, well...Ralphie is better than I am.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I'm pretty good, but I got a wrist injury from repeatedly taking off my police badge and throwing it down in disgust.
Tapped Out Bionaut Marge Icon.png *inside dart gun* Will someone just stick us into the dinosaur!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Frink to Simpsons! Frink to Simpsons! Do you copy?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Breaker breaker one-nine, good buddy! This is the Radioactive Porkchop, comin' at ya. We are wall-to-wall and treetop tall!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, we're in a microscopic submarine, not a semi-truck in the 1970s.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Homer, what do you see in front of you?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just miles and miles of yuck.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You're supposed to be in the target's brain.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I think we're in his giant dino-butt!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you were supposed to take a left turn back there.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's always a backseat nanobot driver.
Task: Collect Syringes [x195]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
Task: Make Homer Get Lost Inside Grampasaurus (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Bionaut Marge: Task: Make Marge Navigate to the Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Inject Serum Into Grampasaurus' Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Become Compliant (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Alright, Grampasaurus. You should be feeling compliant about now. Lead the dinosaurs back to Geriatric Park.
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png Yes, master. Lead...dinosaurs...back.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I did it! The serum is working! Now we need to get the Simpsons out of the dinosaur.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png How exactly do we do that?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Well, Homer does know where the butt is...
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

American Holiday[edit]

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt.5, This Means Dino War Pt.5, The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt.5 and Better Fighting Through Science Pt.5:
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Burns, we want answers, and we want them now!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah! After what my family went through...small AND large intestines, they better be good answers. *shudder*
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Relax. Mr. Burns and I are teaming up to offer everyone a free hotel stay at Geriatric Park.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png It's part of our new "Free Weekends If You Went Through A Dinosaur" program.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! Inject us into something again!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png No, don't.
Task: Make Burns Agree to Allow "Free" Resort Stays (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Pay for Resort Stays With Taxes (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Object to Political Hypocrisy (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy the Resort [x5] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Elderly Get Bussed Back to Their Homes [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is just another Halloween fiasco.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now we have vampires, robots, demogorgons, dinosaurs, and giant advertising mascots roaming the streets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I thought you liked diversity, honey?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The important thing is: we all learned a valuable lesson.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Rich people can get away with whatever they want?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Science will destroy us all?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lasers and dinosaurs are awesome?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I've really got to stop searching for "valuable lessons" in things.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20