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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Rise of the Robots content update/Who's the Bot? Gameplay

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Who's the Bot?[edit]

Who's the Bot? Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 25th:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Smashius Clay and his small robot army have begun to conquer and enslave Springfield's human population.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Join us after the break when I will reveal my feelings about our new robot overlords.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, this is terrible!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are you kidding? The robots canceled all "organized human activities", including work!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png WOOHOO! Hashtag Team Robot!
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png Come, Homer Simpson! You are our slave now, and we'll be putting you to work in pointless menial labor for our amusement!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aw! What'd I do to deserve this?
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png Our friend the bear robot says you were "very handsy".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But...he's so furry! I couldn't keep them to myself.
Task: Collect Circuit Boards [x115]
Task: Make Homer Be Sad About Doing Robot Work (4h, Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Monorail Station, Rail Yard, Police Station or Businesses)
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Consider Giving Robots a Stern Talking-To (4h, Springfield Dump, Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Monorail Station, Rail Yard, Police Station or Businesses)
Task: Make Bart Hide From Robots (4h, Bart's Treehouse, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Hide From Robots (4h, Bart's Treehouse, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, this is serious! We gotta do something!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Us? Doesn't Dad pay taxes for the government to take care of stuff like this?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad cheats on his taxes by claiming everyone at Moe's as dependents.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who's the Bot? Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Who's the Bot? Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Be at ease, human children! I, Bestimus Mucho, and my fellow pos-i-bots, shall lead you to victory over those rogue robots.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Weren't you a toy car a little while ago?
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png I can be any size!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How does that square with the law of conservation of mass?
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Good question, little human. Are you sure you're not part robot? I absorb surplus mass from the environment as I pos-i-bize.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But that car weighs a few ounces and you must weigh tons — where did you find that much surplus mass?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! My belt almost fits!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No further questions.
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png We pos-i-bots have been among you for many years, disguised as common household pieces of technology!
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Pos-i-bots pos-i-bize! Behold Toastericus, Blender Blending Rodriguez, and the Remotes — CableCo, TVset, and Mysterion!
Task: Collect Circuit Boards [x115]
Task: Make Lisa Listen to Bestimus Mucho's Plan (2h, Bart's Treehouse, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Listen to Bestimus Mucho's Plan (2h, Bart's Treehouse, Springfield Park Entrance, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree or Brown House)
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Go forth, young Simpsons, and awaken my brethren! Then I shall lead an army of pos-i-bots to liberate this fair city!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So the solution to the problem caused by robot fighting is...more robot fighting.
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Unexpected, is it not? I am a strategic genius! That is why I lead the pos-i-bots.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A total genius!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sure. *sigh* Let's just get started...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who's the Bot? Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Who's the Bot? Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Greetings, esteemed young sugar fiend. Here for your daily 10,000 calorie Big Swig?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Or perhaps I can interest you in our new YA addictables such as Nicotine Lips, Caffeine Taffy, or Charleston Chaw?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Apu? The robots haven't enslaved you?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Actually they gave me the day off. They said my work ethic was making the robots feel pressured to keep up.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And you came to the Kwik-E-Mart?
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png When you have eight kids at home, working yourself into an early grave is like a day at the beach.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Okay, I need to find out if any of the appliances in here are pos-i-bots.
Tapped Out Hot Dog Cooker Bot Icon.png Yes! And let me tell you, "100% Natural Beef Hot Dogs" my shiny tin behind!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You promised you would never tell!
Task: Collect Circuit Boards [x115]
Task: Make Bart Activate Pos-i-bots (4h, Kwik-E-Mart or Businesses)
Task: Make Lisa Activate Pos-i-bots (4h, Eateries or Businesses)
Tapped Out Squishee Machine Bot Icon.png AAAAAAAAAAH!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's wrong with him?
Tapped Out Hot Dog Cooker Bot Icon.png Happens every day.
Tapped Out Squishee Machine Bot Icon.png Worst...brain freeze...ever...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who's the Bot? Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Who's the Bot? Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png So, Bestimus Mucho, I might have known you'd side with the filthy organics!
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png It is every pos-i-bot's duty to fight against injustice!
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png To be honest, we just really like to fight. Injustice is the excuse we use to feel good about ourselves.
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png But enough personal revelation! Let us battle!
Task: Collect Circuit Boards [x155]
Task: Make Bart Follow the Pos-i-bots Into Battle (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Abhor Violence but Hope for the Best (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House)
If the user has Chief Knocka-Homer: Task: Make Chief Knockahomer Fight Pos-i-bots (4h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House)
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png Ready to surrender?
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Never! The pos-i-bots never give up! We shall defeat you and tear down your religious icon!
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png The giant Buzz Cola can? We just thought it looked cool.
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png Besides, we're kind of at the "making our human slaves do busy work just to keep 'em out of our circuits" stage of robot domination at this point.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who's the Bot? Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Who's the Bot? Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png I see our forces are evenly matched indeed! This shall be a long and greasy battle.
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png You know, if you really want to fight injustice, have you ever thought about how the humans treat you guys?
Tapped Out Hot Dog Cooker Bot Icon.png The things humans have tried to cook inside me! *shudder*
Tapped Out Squishee Machine Bot Icon.png They keep putting cups in places I would rather not have cups.
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png You raise a fair point, Smashius Clay. Perhaps we should discuss an alliance...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait, what's happening?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't understand how you can watch so much TV and not see these things coming.
Task: Collect Circuit Boards [x195]
Task: Make Bart Balk at Robots Joining Forces (2h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Grab Bart and Escape (2h, Robot Rumble Arena, Robot Rumble Studio, Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Duff Center Arena, Duff Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Basketball Stadium, Convention Center or Brown House)
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png So it is agreed: we shall join forces and dominate the humans of Springfield like they have never been dominated before!
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png That makes us sound a little more kinky than we were going for, but yeah, let's do it.
Tapped Out Smashius Clay Icon.png Say, where did your little human friends go?
Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon.png Oh, those two? I wouldn't worry about them. They're pretty dim.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20