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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 32 content update

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The twenty-seventh content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, also known as the Level 32 content update, was released on July 25, 2013. Sir Putt-A-Lot's became a building for people that doesn't have it from level 32 with Rod and Todd.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by The Rich Texan

        Level Up Message
        Level32.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Sir Putt-A-Lot's Tapped Out.png Sir Putt-A-Lot's 24h Cash.png89,000 Losing Golf Balls Rod
Todd
32
Tapped Out Calmwood Mental Hospital.png Calmwood Mental Hospital 1d, 12h Cash.png108,000 Doling Out Meds 32
Tapped Out Kamp Krusty.png Kamp Krusty 6s Donut Tapped Out.png200 Crushing Hope Kamp Bart 12

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Left-handed Roadster Tapped Out Left-handed Roadster.png Donut Tapped Out.png40 2.00% bonus money and XP to all jobs
Monkey Bars Tapped Out Monkey Bars.png Level 32
Cash.png760
Improves your Vanity raiting

Characters[1]

Name Unlock message Unlock image Notes
Kamp Bart This camp was crap! Can I say crap in this game? Guess I just did. Tapped Out Kamp Bart New Character.png Skin for Bart
Rod Iron helps us play! Tapped Out Rod New Character.png
Todd How come we only get to go to church three times a week? Tapped Out Todd New Character.png

Gameplay[2][3]

Level 32

Rod And Todd Prelude

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, remember Sir Putt-A-Lot's? You used to be crazy about miniature golf!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm not crazy about anything miniature. Golf, vans, pinschers -- I prefer all of them full-sized.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But I did love their LAX security. I once walked right past the guard with a shopping bag from “The Fireworks Barn”.
If the player has Sir Putt-A-Lot's, "Rod And Todd Prelude" ends and the player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward. If not, the quest continues.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, we should rebuild it anyway. It'll keep you off the streets.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm in. I wanna cherry bomb four toilets at once. Kind of a Vegas “Dancing Waters” thing.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png La, la, la, can't hear you! Not an accessory!
The player receives "Rod And Todd Prelude" which is to "Reach Level 32" and "Build Sir Putt-A-Lot's". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Build Sir Putt-A-Lot's Tapped Out.png
New Characters Tapped Out Rod New Character.pngTapped Out Todd New Character.png

Rod And Todd Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot's! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know. And I'm pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I'm the way I am.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Bart? Bart's daddy?
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Where are we?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are you two doing here?
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we're not going to ask about any other fingers!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or when I blew up the whole town.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 1" which is to "Make Rod Go Home" and "Make Todd Go Home". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png450 and XP.png100 in reward.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I'd see her again when it was my time.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png I saw a black, featureless abyss!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, don't worry, boys. I'll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.
Tapped Out Todd And Rodd Icon.png Yay, nothing!

Rod And Todd Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I'm out?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, they've been lying on the couch for the last three hours…
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So you want me to get them up and do something active?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don't get couch-sores?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *SIGHS* Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png375 and XP.png80 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ned, I've been talking to Lisa and I'm concerned about Rod and Todd.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don't worry!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Don't you think you're being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don't you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Yay! First I'll be closer to God, then you'll be closer to God…
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Then I'll be closer to God, then you'll be closer to God…
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Then I'll be closer to--
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png WE GET IT!
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 3" which is to "Place a See-Saw" and "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png275 and XP.png55 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 4

After tapping on Rod's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Daddy! I got a splinter!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh no, where?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png In my pant cuff!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I've got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, that's scientists.
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 4" which is to "Make Rod Go for a Checkup" and "Make Todd Go for a Checkup". It takes 10 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png134 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png It's a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. *chuckles*
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Good heavens! What would have happened?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png They would have been permanently and irreparably... turned into weirdoes.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png You're smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But other kids are so... different.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.

Rod And Todd Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I'm scared of public school! They're going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs' house before Adam and Eve lived there!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png And that Christmas's real name is Holidays.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn't mean you have to learn it!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png When I took science classes as a kid, I'd just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I'm only kinda sure where babies come from.
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 5" which is to "Make Rod Go to School" and "Make Todd Go to School". It takes 6 hours. The player receives total Cash.png550 and XP.png120 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 6

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Boys, you've been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Sunday School!
Tapped Out Todd And Rodd Icon.png Yay!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png I hope we play Crucifictionary. I'm good at drawing "scourging"!
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 6" which is to "Make Rod Go to Sunday School" and "Make Todd Go to Sunday School". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png650 and XP.png210 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No! It's because it's fun to climb on them, like a monkey.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png And if I do, you promise I won't evolve?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm pretty sure that won't happen.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Yay! Static universe!
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 7" which is to "Place Monkey Bars" and "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png700 and XP.png160 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 8

After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Hi Bart. What's that in your hand?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Squishee, colossal size.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png It's so green and glowy!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It'll blow your mind.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Okay.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn't do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back...
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png No! It's mine! MINE!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Todd? You sound like you're possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png The straw is too skinny. It's not getting in my mouth fast enough!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, maybe you should slow down...
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Maybe you should shut up or I'll punch your face off!
The player receives "Rod And Todd Pt. 8" which is to "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster" and "Make Todd Eat Sugar". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png650 and XP.png150 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hi Rod, what are you doing?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Praying for forgiveness. I've committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Me?! Why?
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png I'm jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other's-shoes?”
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.
The player receives "Rod and Todd Pt. 9" which is to "Make Rod Pray". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.

Rod And Todd Pt. 10

After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Why is my straw making that horrible sound?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You've come to the bottom of the cup. You're all out of Squishee.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry, I have to get going... Ow! Hey, you're strong! *choking* My larynx!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Take me to the Squishee. Now!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *gasping* Yes, sir.
The player receives "Rod and Todd Pt. 10" which is to "Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png170 and XP.png27 in reward.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and...
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Come again!

Bread And Putter Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, I'm seeing a lot of your children's influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pearls.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, Homer, I'm saying I don't want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What?! But your kids are weird!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, your kids are... wild!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How dare you! There's only one-way to settle the question of who's a better parent -- a mini-golf tournament.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Huh? How would that settle anything?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like somebody's chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, I just don't understand how minigolf relates to--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bok-bok-bok-bok--
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Fine, you're on!
The player receives "Bread And Putter Pt. 1" which is to "Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament" and "Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament". The tasks take 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png680 and XP.png300 in reward.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I wanna do this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, this tournament is private.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said...
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I wanna do this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *gulp* Open tournament! Anyone can join!

Bread And Putter Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I feel the same way.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't feel the same way, Bart. I want you win at all costs.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer, you're doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you're saying.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are you talking about? I'm not whispering!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think they can hear me so I'm going to stop whispering now.
The player receives "Bread And Putter Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Rod Go Minigolfing" and "Make Nelson Go Minigolfing". The tasks take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,900 and XP.png460 in reward.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can't believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Eighteen holes. This is the hole number three.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Life's too short -- I'm gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, Nelson's out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole...
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn't crawl out!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png So I guess you win this round, Bart.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Congratulations, Homer. You're being surprisingly gracious about this.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png About what?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png About Bart's winning.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's the Homer I know.

Bread And Putter Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's time for round two of this yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpson, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, you wouldn't have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But that entails not drinking and daily showers.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine. Gimme the putter.
The player receives "Bread And Putter Pt. 3" wich is to "Make Todd Go Minigolfing", "Make Lisa Go Minigolfing" and "Make Martin Go Minigolfing". The tasks take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,900 and XP.png460 in reward.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is... Todd some-relation Flanders!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, that doesn't make me feel very good.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You know what would've made you feel good?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Not losing?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Bingo.

Bread And Putter Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And for the final qualifying round of this... mini-golf this, it's... Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow, Dud and Dudder. I'm gonna nap in my car.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don't feel bad about it!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Okay, I feel a little bad.
The player receives "Bread And Putter Pt. 4" which is to "Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The tasks take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,300 and XP.png410 in reward.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can't believe I lost to Ralph Wiggum!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png He must be some kind of golfing expert.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I like the sound when the little egg goes in the hole!

Bread And Putter Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart, Todd, and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png In my book, you are all winners.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.
The player receives "Bread And Putter Pt. 5" which is to "Make Bart Go Minigolfing", "Make Todd Go Minigolfing" and "Make Ralph Go Minigolfing". The tasks take 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,900 and XP.png460 in reward.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png The giant alligator ate my ball!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's an alligator statue -- it's supposed to eat your ball. That's why there's a flag sticking out of it's nostril.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png I forfeit!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence, and onto the freeway.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm like Tiger Woods... the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bart! I don't mean to be negative... but you sucked like crazy!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I had an off day.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ralphie's so happy! And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what's in that bag he handed you?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don't suck, you're just a cheater! Do you realize what this means?!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm a great father!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wanna play taser-tag?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I sure do, son. I sure do.

Kamp Krusty

Kamp Bart Prologue

After the player logs into their game
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart drew magic marker tattoos on all of Lisa's Malibu Stacys.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Heh, heh, that's a good one.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I mean, that's a good one to remember the next time we rat Bart out to his therapist.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's summer and he's bored. We have to find him something to stimulate his mind and channel his energy.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know the perfect place!
The player receives "Kamp Bart Prologue" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at the Retirement Castle with Grampa". The task takes total 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png110 in reward.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I heard you're going to spend the day here so I thought I'd show you my extensive button collection. This shiny one came off the uniform of a Nazi general.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's a nickel.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Wha? So it is. Well, that's the whole collection.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Now what'll we do?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I know! I'll show you my extensive button collection!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ughn...
When the task is completed
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Homer, I know that parenting isn't your "thing", so I took the liberty of making summer arrangements for me and Lisa at Kamp Krusty. Here's the info.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png My God, what a glossy brochure! I can't afford a camp that uses this kind of paper stock!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Relax, I convinced them that we were really poor so they gave me financial aid.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How'd you do that?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Showed 'em your paycheck.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We'll be back in six weeks with sunburns, leather tooling skills and a slew of new curse words!

Kamp Bart Pt. 1

After Built Tapped Out Kamp Krusty.png
New Skin Tapped Out Kamp Bart New Character.png
After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey Bart, looks like we're cabinmates!
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png More like condemned building-mates. I can't believe they expect us to sleep in this.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There are no beds so stake out a spot on the floor. Hurry or you'll end up on a crack.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png What are you doing here? This is the boy's cabin.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's only one cabin and it's for boys and girls. And raccoons -- a mother and five kits. Sooo cute. But also super vicious.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png They're in our cabin?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png In the bathroom. So if you have to go, go outside... where there are bears. Goodnight. Hope we make it to the morning.
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", "Make Lisa Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty", and "Make Milhouse Spend The Night At Kamp Krusty" It takes 24 hours. Player receives a total of Cash.png3,100 and XP.png685 in reward.

Kamp Bart Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png "Dear Mom and Dad, We are staging a revolt against the oppressive counselors, staff and masked wild animals of Kamp Krusty. I never thought I would say this but Bart is our leader.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Kamp Krusty is a labor camp. We are forced to make myPhone cases and are fed only gruel and off-brand cereal.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fortunately Bart had hidden a cache of cherry bombs and silly string somewhere on his body. I don't like to think where, but he has a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. Ew.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Today we rise up. We stand behind our leader, Bart. And though we make rabbit ears behind his head, we shall follow him to the end. Pray that we prevail.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Also, please send conditioner. The kind they use here makes my head itch. Love, Lisa"
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Take over Kamp Krusty". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash.png205 and XP.png36 in reward.

Kamp Bart Pt. 3

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Sir, the last of our enemy has fallen! Well, actually he left in a cab. But on his way to the cab he fell, so...
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png There must be a shorter version of this.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Right. Sir, Kamp Krusty... is ours.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Yes! And it only took twenty minutes! That must be a revolution record! I can actually feel the power going to my head!
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png You can stop hiding in that duffle bag now, Martin.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Sorry I didn't join in the overthrow. It was partly because my mom would kill me, but mainly it was because I'm a coward.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Relax nerd, we need you to set up the internet.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png You mean, there's a place in your Kamp for me? Even though I'm craven?
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Whoa Dude -- didn't ask, don't tell.
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 3" which is to "Make Martin Join Kamp Bart". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,200 and XP.png310 in reward.

Kamp Bart Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What do you see, Chief? And you know, maybe next time bring enough binoculars for both of us.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I just see a bunch of kids milling around.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png They're sitting ducks! Quick! What are your carpet bombing capabilities?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Wait, they're bringing out a giant... doll, I think. It looks just like you...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png A Krusty doll? Aw, they're fans! All I have to do is sign a few autographs and they'll stop their whining. Gimme the binoculars, I wanna see them play with my doll.
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Burn Krusty Effigy". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash.png520 and XP.png115 in reward.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Ay Karumba! They hate me!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not all of them! Someone pulled the effigy down and he's stomping out the fire.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Now everyone is stomping out the fire. Now they're spitting out the fire, tearing the fire to pieces...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Just stop describing!

Kamp Bart Pt. 5

After completing "Kamp Bart Pt. 4"
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman LIVE outside Kamp Krusty, currently in hands of revolutionaries who have dubbed it... Kamp Bart. Apparently going with the first name they thought of.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png The dissidents, mostly children, were armed with stink bombs, rocks and a dried up, dead toad with which they threatened to touch people with.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I asked their charismatic leader, Bart Simpson, for an interview. He replied, quote, bring a ton of pizzas and an R rated movie, unquote. I agreed to those terms.
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 5" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Give an Interview". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,100 and XP.png235 in reward.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Hello Bart, would you like to do the interview in your cabin or do a walk and talk by the lake?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png I‘ll need to know ahead of time so I can adjust my make-up.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png I'm going for a swim, if you want to interview me you're gonna have to jump in the lake.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png But... my hair... I didn't shell out for waterproof! Fine. But keep the camera in close. And don't show my calves, I hate them.
When the task is completed
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Bart, we've talked about video games and what foods you think are gross, but I still don't know one thing: What is it that you and your followers want?
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Hmmm, good question. Originally we just wanted blankets and to not work sixteen hours a day. We got that, so... I dunno. What do you have?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png You have to want something. Otherwise you're rioting for the sake of rioting.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Rioting for the sake of rioting -- that sounds good. That's what we want. We want the right to riot! Thanks for the great idea, Kent.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This is Kent Brockman, once again, inadvertently affecting the story.

Kamp Bart Pt. 6

After tapping on Kamp Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png My fellow Kampers! We have stood up and let it be known that we have something say!
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png And now that all the eyes of the world are upon us, what shall we do?
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Moon the world! Now chant with me...
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Eat our shorts! Eat our shorts!
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 6" which is to "Make Kamp Bart Go on an Rampage". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash.png360 and XP.png80 in reward.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Listen up, clown. This situation has become officially unignorable.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Voters in this town do not like turning on the news and seeing the bare bottoms of a bunch of unruly kids.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I don't care how you do it, but you better fix this! Fix it like all of my elections!

Kamp Bart Pt. 7

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey, kids!
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png What are you doing here? This is Kamp Bart now. So why don't you sign my Krusty the Klown backpack and get the hell out!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Look I understand why you kids are mad at me. This camp ruined your summer vacation, that's why I want to make it up to you.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm taking all of you to Euro-Krustyland!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Omigod! In Paris?!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Uh... yeah, sure. BUT, Euro-Krustyland is so small and quaint and self-contained it almost seems like you're on a carefully dressed soundstage!
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png That sounds cool! Thank you, Krusty!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don't mention it. Now, everyone take a Krusty chewable "vitamin" that'll make you sleep through the plane ride. And when you wake up, voila, you'll be there!
The player receives "Kamp Bart Pt. 7" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6", "Make Kamp Bart Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'", "Make Milhouse Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'", "Make Lisa Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'" and "Make Martin Go to 'Euro-Krustyland'". The tasks take 12 hours. The player receives total Cash.png1,960 and XP.png460 in reward.
Tapped Out Kamp Bart Icon.png Wow, Euro-Krusty was so... intense.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The colors were so vivid.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The food was sooo delicious.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah, now everyone take another "vitamin" and we'll fly you home and you'll wake up in the parking lot of Channel 6 where you will once again be your parents' problem.

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