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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Dog Days content update/All the World's a Cage Gameplay

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All the World's a Cage[edit]

All the World's a Cage Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on July 12th:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Am I the only one in this family who realizes we're now living in a doggy dystopia?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Gotta live somewhere.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All our regular stores now only sell dog clothes!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I hear the new fall muzzles are out. You should try one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, are you just gonna sit and watch TV while the people of Springfield are getting imprisoned?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Eh, there's nothing else good on.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'll bet if you save Wiggum from the kennel, he'll cancel all your outstanding parking tickets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *gasp* I'm in!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png *gasp* Me too!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I thought you didn't care about any of this? Oh, wait. You have FOMO, don't you?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I do not! I just have a fear of missing out!
Task: Collect Dog Food [x125]
Task: Make Homer Vow to Stop Those Pesky Dogs (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Have Extreme FOMO (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Rally Springfielders Against the Dogs (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Marge : Task: Make Marge Brainstorm Anti-dog Tactics (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Laddie, you're gonna hold up your end of the bargain, right? I broadcast your demands and you make me the new mayor in your doggy dystopia. I mean...utopia.
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* *bark* *woof* *ruff* You should just do what I tell you and I won't give your mansion to the corgi gang, you bloated local news hack. *woof*
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png What did he say?
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon.png He said it's a deal.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 2[edit]

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *whimper* *whimper* I've found my true love in Rosa Barks, but she wants to enslave humans, including my family. *whimper*
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *whimper* *whimper* How can I possibly choose between them? *whimper*
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *whimper* But I must. *whimper*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Santa's Little Helper seems really depressed today.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah, I've never seen him hold a sad expression for three straight dialogue boxes!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We should take him to the veterinarian.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No way! I'm not giving that guy another two hundred bucks just to tell me my dog's breath stinks.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png He was saying that about you.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *annoyed grumble*
Task: Collect Dog Food [x125]
Task: Make Homer Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House)
If the user has Marge : Task: Make Marge Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House)
Task: Make Lisa Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House)
If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Go to the Veterinarian (4h, Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon.png Your dog has a classic case of down-in-the-dumps-dog-itis.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Is that a real thing?
Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon.png It's not. But I need a disease name in order to bill you for this visit.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What could Santa's Little Helper possibly be sad about? Too much dog butt sniffing? Not enough dog butt sniffing?
Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon.png By the look in his eyes, I'd say... He's torn between two loves.
Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon.png One, a familial love. Long lasting and pure. The other, romantic. Passionate and tender. He knows he cannot have both.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, you really understand dog psyche.
Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon.png Or...your dog's got indigestion.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 3[edit]

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Santa's Little Helper seems to be in a better mood.
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *bark* *woof* Because I've chosen my family! I will help you defeat the dogs, including my love, Rosa Barks! *ruff*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why is he scratching at the closet door? *opens door*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What is it, boy? What's in there? A treat? One of your toys?
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *bark* *ruff* I'm trying to show you how to defeat the dogs! *bark*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I don't get it.
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *bark* I'm literally pointing right at it. *woof*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *gasp* This stupid dog has inadvertently shown me exactly how to defeat the dogs!
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *woof* Oh, brother.
Task: Collect Dog Food [x145]
Task: Make Homer Realize Exactly How to Defeat the Dogs (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Question Choosing His Family (4h, Simpson House)
If the user has Marge : Task: Make Marge Rally People for the Final Battle (4h, Shops)
Task: Make Lisa Rally People for the Final Battle (4h, Shops)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Collect Weapons for the Final Battle (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mr. Burns, are you concerned about keeping the hounds locked up while all the other dogs are taking over the town?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Why should that bother me?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Well, the hounds might want to escape to run free with their own kind.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, how many times have I ordered you to release the hounds?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png So many times. It makes my head spin.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And they always come back. Do you know why?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png The same reason I keep coming back. They know who their master is.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes, let's not forget that. Now SIT! Roll over! Play dead!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 4[edit]

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman TV Icon.png And it all comes down to this, folks. Half of Springfield is NOT locked in the dog kennel and marches to save the other half that IS locked in.
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* *bark* Heh, heh, heh. *woof*
Tapped Out Kent Brockman TV Icon.png Laddie trots out to meet them and laughs diabolically... I think.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Give us all our people back! Or at least that kid that loads me up at the Krusty Burger drive-thru!
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *bark* *bark* First you must pledge fealty to your doggy overlords! *woof*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png The time for translating woofs and barks is over! Springfielders, prepare to attack!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Pull out the dog's greatest enemy – the VACUUM! *pulls out vacuum*
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png *pulls out vacuum*
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png *pulls out vacuum*
Tapped Out Laddie Icon.png *yelp* *yelp*
Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon.png I think we all understand a yelp when we hear one. No translation necessary!
Task: Collect Dog Food [x145]
Task: Make Springfielders Attack With Vacuums [x20] (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All the World's a Cage Pt. 5[edit]

After completing All the World's a Cage Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All the dogs have retreated into the woods. All thanks to Santa's Little Helper pointing out the vacuum in our closet!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Your Hoovers, Bissells, and Eurekas saved me!
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Not me. I'm staying here to live in the doggy cages.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Okay, Ralphie. Why don't I put on your leash and we'll go for a walk...home. Your mother must be worried sick.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Meh.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Nobody puts a leash on Danger Dog!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Danger Dog can get a bath on the front lawn if he comes home.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Yay, lawn bath!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The dogs will be back soon. Wish we had a dozen vacuums — those robotic Roombas with the AI that can be set in "Dog Defense" mode.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png We don't have the budget for that. We can afford one cleaning lady with a mop for half a day.
Task: Collect Dog Food [x185]
Task: Make Wiggum Approve Vacuum Budget (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Bug Wiggum About Parking Tickets (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Install Vacuums Around Police Station (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Secretly Install Turrets on Vacuums (4h, No Kill Kennel, Town Hall or Homes)
If the user has Santa's Little Helper: Task: Make Santa's Little Helper Pine for Rosa Barks (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bark* *woof* How could you do this? I thought we had something between us. *bark*
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *bark* *ruff* The only thing between us was a knotted rope. I'm sorry, Rosa. We weren't meant to be. *bark*
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *bark* Can we spend this one last night together? *bark*
Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon.png *woof* For old time's sake... *bark* *licks* Oh, Rosa.
Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon.png *licks* Oh, Santa's Little Helper.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lost the Translation[edit]

After completing New Dogs on the Block Pt. 5, Gone to the Dogs Pt. 5, All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 5 and All the World's a Cage Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Okay, uh — things got a little weird there.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The doggy overlords have been defeated, so there's no need for us to be hearing any more weird arfing, woofing or bow-wow-wowwing...
And then Professor Frink took the dog translator, and the dogs were never understood again...
...or were they?
No, they weren't.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20