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The Money Jar/Quotes

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Shorts season 2 Short Quotes
26 "Bart's Hiccups"
27
"The Money Jar"
"The Art Museum" 28


Marge: While I'm out shopping, don't get any funny ideas about filching cash from the money jar in the kitchen.
Bart: Oh yeah, the money jar.
Marge: Promise me you'll be honest.
Lisa: I promise.
Bart: I hereby solemnly swear...
Marge: Okay, bye. Be good.

Lisa: I wonder if this is wrong?
Devil Lisa: Go on, Lisa. Take the money.
Angel Lisa: Remember your promise, Lisa.

Devil Bart: Go for it, dude. Get the moolah.
Angel Bart: That's right, Bart. Steal the bread, man.
Shorts Season 2 Quotes
Making Faces The Funeral Maggie's Brain Football House of Cards Bart and Homer's Dinner Space Patrol Bart's Haircut World War III The Perfect Crime Scary Stories Grampa & the Kids Gone Fishin' Skateboarding The Pagans The Closet The Aquarium Family Portrait Bart's Hiccups The Money Jar The Art Museum Zoo Story