The Immigration of the Body Snatchers/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: Please-- Why won't you believe me? I'm not crazy!

Patient: Me neither! Well, actually a few of my personalities are, but I'm okay! Honest!

Homer: Look, no matter how psychotic I may appear, I am not an insane crazyman. I'm just trying to save the world from aliens bur no one will believe me. Do you believe me?

Dr. Marvin Monroe: Uhhh... No.

Homer: See!?

Kearney Zzyzwicz: That dude looks like my dad! But he ain't my dad!

Homer: Say kid, are you crazy or something?

Kearney: I tell ya he ain't spanked me once today!

Homer: Oh, relax! I'm sure your dad'll start smacking you around again soon enough.

Lisa: It appears our generation is sadly approaching adulthood, with its attendant sloth and lethargy.

Bart: [YAWN] Well, guess I'll get a jump on adulthood with my first post-infant nap.

Homer: Barney... It's like some kinda gigantic pod-- With your head on it!

Barney Gumble: Yeah, pretty good likeness, huh?

Homer: Hey! There's a big bite taken out of it!

Barney: Yeah, well, I got kinda hungry, so I figured I'd try it.

Homer: Hmmm. How'd it taste?

Barney: Uhh... Kinda familiar.

Homer: Excuse me. Is anybody here a pod person? Any pod people here today? Hello?

Barney: Hey! Hey pod people! Come on out, we wanna ask ya sumthin'!

Homer: Are you a pod person?

French man: No! I am French!

Homer: Are you a pod person?

Luigi Pod Person: Why, yes. Yes I am! Let me tell you about our invasion plans before I alert my fellow co-conspirators to your presence!

Moe Pod Person: So, gentlemen, how would you like your water?

Barney Pod Person: Tepid.

Luigi Pod Person: Tepid.

Chief Wiggum Pod Person: Tepid.

Itchy: The paint is drying.

Scratchy: Yes.

Lisa Pod Person: Mother, father... Come back! You can't escape us! There's nowhere to run!

Bart Pod Person: Today, Springfield, tomorrow a whole bunch of other places!

Mayor Quimby Pod Person: Okay people, start loading the trucks for Doomed Falls, New Victimsville and, ah, Cleveland!

Homer: Sat, let's hide in there! Nobody'll look for us in there!

Quimby Pod Person: Where'd they, ah, go?

Barney Pod Person: Maybe they hid in the mine?

Wiggum Pod Person: Nobody'd hide in there! C'mon, let's look for them in the river!