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That Was Marge, Bitch

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"That Was Marge, Bitch"
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Song Information
Singers: Lizzo
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Goobie-Woo
Homer Simpson
Length: 1:20
Writer(s): Music: Bret McKenzie
Lyrics: Tim Long
Appearance(s): "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

"That Was Marge, Bitch" is a song by Goobie-Woo and Homer.

Lyrics

Goobie-Woo:
You been wasting all your time, throwing shade at Marge.
You think behind your back that, yeah, she's been living large.
Well, I really, really hate to burst your bubble, boo.
All this time, she been spending all that cash on you.
Homer:
On me? No way.
I'm sure that-- Huh?
Goobie-Woo:
Homie, Homer, check your elf.
You ain't too bright, I'll explain the sitch.
All them problems you think you solved yourself,
That was Marge, bitch.
Backing elves:
That was Marge, bitch.
Goobie-Woo:
The time your bar tab was forgiven by Moe.
Backing elves:
That was Marge, bitch.
Goobie-Woo:
That time Dr. Hibbert reattached your big toe.
Backing elves:
That was Marge, bitch.
Goobie-Woo:
The time you got off of that DUI.
Backing elves:
That was Marge, bitch.
Goobie-Woo:
I think by now you know the reason why.
Goobie-Woo in da house!
Homer:
Oh my god.
Goobie-Woo:
Whoo!
Homer:
All this time, I've been thinking the worst about Marge, but she was using the money to save me.
Goobie-Woo:
Ya think?
And she only kept it a secret to save your dumbass male pride.
Homer:
Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo, now I can clearly see.
I've got the greatest wife and spouse that there could ever be.
And what's more... Huh? Holy crap, I just flew past the tree!
Backing elves:
You're gonna live, bitch.
Goobie-Woo:
You're gonna live, bitch.
Backing elves:
You're gonna live, bitch.
Homer:
Yeah, I'm gonna live.

Appearances