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::Let there be enlightenment! Grab a yoga mat, light up some incense and criss-cross applesauce your legs because Siddmartha is coming to Springfield! | ::Let there be enlightenment! Grab a yoga mat, light up some incense and criss-cross applesauce your legs because Siddmartha is coming to Springfield! | ||
:::Welcome to Kathmandu U! Our classes are enlightening, our parties are legendary, and our football team's track record is Nepalling. | :::Welcome to Kathmandu U! Our classes are enlightening, our parties are legendary, and our football team's track record is Nepalling. | ||
| − | ::::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} event page! | + | ::::The Bodhi tree is a wonderful spot for peace and meditation. Just don't place it next to your car because all that Zen comes with a lot of sap. |
| + | :::::This bear has reached true inner peace... or he's just hibernating sitting up. Either way, we wouldn't poke him. | ||
| + | ::Find all about the update in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} event page! | ||
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Revision as of 17:26, June 23, 2021
- June 9th: Ommm My Buddha! Siddmartha has hit Springfield and, just like your most annoying friend, the town can’t stop talking about meditation. Being Zen and watching Karma crush your enemies is all the rage, which incidentally, we’re supposed to not feel anymore… this is getting confusing. And all those extra contact lenses for our third eyes are getting pricey. Why did we do this again? Ommm yeah, for the inner peace…
- Let there be enlightenment! Grab a yoga mat, light up some incense and criss-cross applesauce your legs because Siddmartha is coming to Springfield!
- Welcome to Kathmandu U! Our classes are enlightening, our parties are legendary, and our football team's track record is Nepalling.
- The Bodhi tree is a wonderful spot for peace and meditation. Just don't place it next to your car because all that Zen comes with a lot of sap.
- This bear has reached true inner peace... or he's just hibernating sitting up. Either way, we wouldn't poke him.
- The Bodhi tree is a wonderful spot for peace and meditation. Just don't place it next to your car because all that Zen comes with a lot of sap.
- Welcome to Kathmandu U! Our classes are enlightening, our parties are legendary, and our football team's track record is Nepalling.
- Find all about the update in the Springfield Enlightened event page!
- Let there be enlightenment! Grab a yoga mat, light up some incense and criss-cross applesauce your legs because Siddmartha is coming to Springfield!
