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Difference between revisions of "Take My Life, Please/Quotes"

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:'''Chef:''' Ask the garlic bread...
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:'''Homer:''' ''[picks up the bread]'' Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
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:'''Homer:''' ''[picks up the bread]'' Why? Why?
:'''Chef:''' HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
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:'''Chef:''' Hey everyone, the stupid fat man's talking to garlic bread! HAHAHA!
 
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''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]''
 
''[After Homer leaves the [[Italy|Italian]] resturant]''

Revision as of 19:49, March 24, 2017


Season 20 Episode Quotes
429 "Lisa the Drama Queen"
430
"Take My Life, Please"
"How the Test Was Won" 431


Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!

[After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president]
Principal Dondelinger: [to Carl and Lenny] You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
Lenny: Only if you do us a favor.
Dondelinger: What is it?
Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".
Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.
Dondelinger: [sighs] Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!

[After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce]
Homer: Why did fate do this to me?
Chef: Ask the garlic bread.
Homer: [picks up the bread] Why? Why?
Chef: Hey everyone, the stupid fat man's talking to garlic bread! HAHAHA!

[After Homer leaves the Italian resturant]

Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has.
Marge: Homer close your eyes...
[The family lead Homer to the Springfield Wall of Fame]
Marge: Now open!
[Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him]
Homer: Woohoo! Wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
[The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can]
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes Lost Verizon Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Treehouse of Horror XIX Dangerous Curves Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words MyPods and Boomsticks The Burns and the Bees Lisa the Drama Queen Take My Life, Please How the Test Was Won No Loan Again, Naturally Gone Maggie Gone In the Name of the Grandfather Wedding for Disaster Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Father Knows Worst Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh Four Great Women and a Manicure Coming to Homerica