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'''The Stonecutters''' is a secret organization. The Springfield branch, led by the all-knowing [[Number One]], was joined by [[Homer]].[[File:Hammer symbol.png|thumb|124px|The Stonecutter logo]]
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{{for2|the character collection in [[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]|The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/Stonecutters}}
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[[File:Hammer symbol.png|thumb|124px|The Stonecutter logo]]
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'''The Stonecutters''' is a secret organization. The Springfield branch, led by the all-knowing [[Number One]], was joined by [[Homer]].
  
[[File:StonecuttersBuilding.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Stonecutters Headquarters]]
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[[File:Stonecutters Lodge.png|thumb|250px|right|Stonecutters Headquarters]]
  
 
== Society ==
 
== Society ==
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The initiation rites mainly involved pranks and being spanked with paddles. The final rite is an oath, the last line of which states that if the secret society is revealed, then the teller's "stomach become bloated, and their head plucked of all but three hairs" ([[Moe Szyslak]] suggests that Homer should take a different oath).
 
The initiation rites mainly involved pranks and being spanked with paddles. The final rite is an oath, the last line of which states that if the secret society is revealed, then the teller's "stomach become bloated, and their head plucked of all but three hairs" ([[Moe Szyslak]] suggests that Homer should take a different oath).
  
[[File:ar.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Homer being sworn in]]
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[[File:Homer the Great.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Homer being sworn in]]
 
The society has two stones, which are attached by a chain shackled around the wearers neck, then dragged. The Stone of Shame is used primarily for banishment; tradition dictates that the wearer be naked. The Stone of Triumph is the larger of the two, and is used for Coronation ceremonies.
 
The society has two stones, which are attached by a chain shackled around the wearers neck, then dragged. The Stone of Shame is used primarily for banishment; tradition dictates that the wearer be naked. The Stone of Triumph is the larger of the two, and is used for Coronation ceremonies.
 
=== Privileges ===
 
=== Privileges ===
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*[[Carl Carlson]] (No. 14)
 
*[[Carl Carlson]] (No. 14)
 
*[[Charles Montgomery Burns]] (No. 29)
 
*[[Charles Montgomery Burns]] (No. 29)
*[[Waylon Smithers]]
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*[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]
 
*[[Moe Syzlak]]
 
*[[Moe Syzlak]]
 
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*[[Clancy Wiggum]]
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*[[Seymour Skinner]]
 
*[[Seymour Skinner]]
 
*[[The Egg Council Guy]]
 
*[[The Egg Council Guy]]
*[[Herman]]
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*[[Herman Hermann]]
 
*[[Krusty the Clown]]
 
*[[Krusty the Clown]]
 
*[[Sideshow Mel]]
 
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*[[Groundskeeper Willie]]
 
*[[Groundskeeper Willie]]
 
*[[Steve Guttenberg]]
 
*[[Steve Guttenberg]]
*[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilan]]
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*[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]
 
*[[Mr. Largo]]
 
*[[Mr. Largo]]
 
*[[Scott Christian]]
 
*[[Scott Christian]]
*[[Jasper Beardley]]
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*[[Jasper Beardsley]]
 
*[[Leopold|Assistant Superintendent Leopold]]
 
*[[Leopold|Assistant Superintendent Leopold]]
 
*[[Barney Gumble]]
 
*[[Barney Gumble]]
 
*[[Abraham Simpson]]
 
*[[Abraham Simpson]]
*[[Rafael]]
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*[[Lionel Hutz]]
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*[[Arnie Pye]]
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*[[Joey Crusher]]
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*[[Plumber]]
 
*Stonecutter's Painter
 
*Stonecutter's Painter
*[[Green alien]]
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*[[Number 51]]
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{{incomplete}}
 
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*[[Orville Redenbacher]]
 
*[[Orville Redenbacher]]
 
*[[Jack Nicholson]]
 
*[[Jack Nicholson]]
*{{Ch|Mr. T}}
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*{{ch|Mr. T}}
*[[George H. W. Bush]]<ref>[[Homer the Great]]</ref>
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*{{ch|George H. W. Bush}}<ref>"[[Homer the Great]]"</ref>
  
 
== Stonecutter Theme song ==
 
== Stonecutter Theme song ==
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:''Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!''
 
:''Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!''
 
:''Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!''
 
:''Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!''
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:''Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!''
 
:''Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!''
 
:''Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'''
 
:''Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'''
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In [[The Simpsons Road Rage]] the Stonecutters are only minorly shown. There is a Stonecutters lodge in the Springfield dam, where some people want to be driven to.
 
In [[The Simpsons Road Rage]] the Stonecutters are only minorly shown. There is a Stonecutters lodge in the Springfield dam, where some people want to be driven to.
  
=== The Simpsons: Hit and Run ===
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=== The Simpsons: Hit & Run ===
In [[The Simpsons: Hit and Run]] you can drive through the secret Stonecutters lodge in the first and fourth levels. It leads to the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]. [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] can also buy the chosen one suit.
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In [[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]] you can drive through the secret Stonecutters lodge in the first and fourth levels. It leads to the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]. [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] can also buy the chosen one suit.
  
 
<center><gallery>
 
<center><gallery>
Image:Collecter Card_(5).png|A [[Collecter Cards|card]] about the Stoncutters.  
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File:Collecter Card (5).png|A [[Collector Cards|card]] about the Stonecutters.  
 
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== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
*{{Ep|Homer the Great}}
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*{{ep|Homer the Great}}
*{{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
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*{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing|(archive footage)}}
*{{Game|The Simpsons: Hit and Run}}
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*{{ep|Make Room for Lisa|(emblem seen)}}
*{{bon|From Hell and Back}}
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*{{ep|Simpsorama|(emblem seen)}}
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*{{ep|My Fare Lady|(World council, opening sequence)}}
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*{{spec|Join The Simpsons At The Daytona 500|(emblem seen)}}
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*{{spec|The Simpsons Take the Bowl|(archive footage)}}
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*{{game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
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*{{game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}
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*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}
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*{{bon|From Hell and Back or: The Truer Story of Jack the Ripper}}
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*{{bon|The Piemen of the World!}}
  
 
== References ==
 
== References ==
<references/>
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{{Reflist}}
  
 
{{Stonecutters}}
 
{{Stonecutters}}

Revision as of 08:58, November 19, 2018

For the character collection in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, see The Simpsons: Tapped Out characters/Stonecutters.
The Stonecutter logo

The Stonecutters is a secret organization. The Springfield branch, led by the all-knowing Number One, was joined by Homer.

Stonecutters Headquarters

Society

The Stonecutters meet on Wednesday nights in a large headquarters, and their activities mostly involve drinking beer in different ways (as well as playing Ping-Pong and attending AA meetings). Members are identified by number rather than name, assigned by the order in which they joined. At least 907 members had joined before Homer. There are only two ways to gain membership: Be the son of a Stonecutter (the society is men only) or save the life of a Stonecutter. The initiation rites mainly involved pranks and being spanked with paddles. The final rite is an oath, the last line of which states that if the secret society is revealed, then the teller's "stomach become bloated, and their head plucked of all but three hairs" (Moe Szyslak suggests that Homer should take a different oath).

File:Homer the Great.jpg
Homer being sworn in

The society has two stones, which are attached by a chain shackled around the wearers neck, then dragged. The Stone of Shame is used primarily for banishment; tradition dictates that the wearer be naked. The Stone of Triumph is the larger of the two, and is used for Coronation ceremonies.

Privileges

The rewards are vast: They include reserved roads, closer parking spaces, wonderful chairs, free soft drinks, and swift house repairs. Stonecutters are also told the real emergency services number - 912. The membership pack contains stickers to stop their cars being towed or their wallets stolen by paramedics. Also seen are a society t-shirt, robes, underwear, handbook and secret handshake.

Collapse and reformation

On the night of their 1500th anniversary, Homer Simpson (who got to join because his father was a member) accidentally destroyed The Sacred Parchment. He was about to be banished forever, when Julius Hibbert noticed that he bore the mark of the prophesied Chosen One. Homer became their new leader, and they went out of their way to impress him and let him succeed at everything (by rigging various games in his favor). Homer felt isolated, and urged that The Stonecutters use their power to help other people. The society got increasingly annoyed with the humanitarian tasks that The Chosen One (Homer) kept setting them. The World Council suggested that Homer be killed, but Moe came up with the idea of forming a new club. The society went ahead with this plan, and the The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers was born.

Members

Stonecutter's Members (Springfield)


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World Council

Stonecutter Theme song

The Stonecutter theme song goes as follows;

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do, we do!'

It is implied that they are responsible for all of these mysteries.

In Video Games

The Simpsons Road Rage

In The Simpsons Road Rage the Stonecutters are only minorly shown. There is a Stonecutters lodge in the Springfield dam, where some people want to be driven to.

The Simpsons: Hit & Run

In The Simpsons: Hit & Run you can drive through the secret Stonecutters lodge in the first and fourth levels. It leads to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer can also buy the chosen one suit.

Real World

  • The Stonecutters are based on The Freemasons.
  • In the World of Springfield line of toys, various Stonecutter figures were released.

Appearances

References