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Season 26 Episode Quotes
567 "The Princess Guide"
"Sky Police"
"Waiting for Duffman" 569

Apu: Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.
Marge: And it's not even against the rules.

Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.

Apu: Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.

Marge: I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!

Reverend Lovejoy: Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.

Homer: Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.

Apu: I think I can help you get the money that you need.
Marge: But you don't go to our church.
Apu: Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal-- from me.
Apu: And not to take a life-- my life.

Season 26 Quotes
Clown in the Dumps The Wreck of the Relationship Super Franchise Me Treehouse of Horror XXV Opposites A-Frack Simpsorama Blazed and Confused Covercraft I Won't Be Home for Christmas The Man Who Came to Be Dinner Bart's New Friend The Musk Who Fell to Earth Walking Big & Tall My Fare Lady The Princess Guide Sky Police Waiting for Duffman Peeping Mom The Kids Are All Fight Let's Go Fly a Coot Bull-E Mathlete's Feat